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LEAVING THE USA

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ImNotARacist
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HOW EXACTLY DOES ONE GO ABOUT BECOMING AN IMMIGRANT SOMEWHERE ELSE IN THE WORLD? I HARDLY KNOW MY CURRENT NATIONAL ANTHEM SO IF I HAVE TO LEARN ANOTHER IM FUCKED.

I REALLY WANT TO MOVE TO CALGARY SO IF ANY CANADIANS WANT TO SMUGGLE ME INTO THEIR COUNTRY OUT OF BOREDOM PM ME.
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Dec 21 2014 11:17PM
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ModMommy
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You don't, once you're American, you are for life. Sorry bud
Dec 21 2014 11:21PM
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gotti
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you're trapped
Dec 21 2014 11:24PM
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rtl32
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Threads because I'm moving to good ol' canadia as soon as I can!
Dec 21 2014 11:25PM
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theabortionator
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Out of the entire world map want's to move to canada.


LOLOLOLOLOL


Have fun eating fake bacon and overpriced beer.
Dec 22 2014 9:58AM
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Barefootin_Fiend
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ahhhhh, to be 13 again.....
Dec 22 2014 10:53AM
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miroz
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The word you're looking for is "emigrate."
Dec 22 2014 11:12AM
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El.Guapo
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North Korea sounds pretty dope
Dec 22 2014 11:32AM
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p.hawks
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TheFapNorth Korea sounds pretty dope


I remember seeing a 60 minutes about a guy who deserted the US army and just ran across the DMZ to North Korea. I think this is the wiki on him:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Charles_Robert_Jenkins
Dec 22 2014 11:52AM
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DANIELMORTENSEN
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Just made an underground tunnel system to Canada, and live in both places
Dec 22 2014 12:15PM
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Drail
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theabortionatorOut of the entire world map want's to move to canada.


LOLOLOLOLOL


Have fun eating fake bacon and overpriced beer.


:(

Confused about the bacon part, but word is BC is upping the price of booze - AGAIN. We drink the most in the whole country AND we pay the most.

Oh well. At least we aren't on the brink of civil war - just civil unrest.
Dec 22 2014 1:20PM
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k-rob
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Drail:(

Confused about the bacon part


americans call ham canadian bacon. don't ask me why, in canada we just call it ham. canadian bacon and american bacon are the same thing, but americans purposely confuse themselves and everyone else.
Dec 22 2014 1:23PM
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vailsux.com
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God dang Benedict Arnold.
Dec 22 2014 1:34PM
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JAHpow
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k-robamericans call ham canadian bacon. don't ask me why, in canada we just call it ham. canadian bacon and american bacon are the same thing, but americans purposely confuse themselves and everyone else.


Nope, your wrong.

In America ham is ham. We call Canadian Bacon what you guys call back bacon, it's a cut from the loin, ham is from a hind leg.

American bacon and Canadian bacon are not the same.
Dec 22 2014 1:38PM
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k-rob
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i meant that in canada bacon is called bacon, and in america bacon is called bacon, and in both cases they're the same thing, but again, for whatever reason, americans call back bacon (a specific cut of ham, yes ham) canadian bacon. it's not my fault it's confusing.
Dec 22 2014 1:45PM
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Drail
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https://www.newschoolers.com/videos/watch/744508/Simpsons-A-magical-animal
Dec 22 2014 2:13PM
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J.D.
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^The best part about that is how it almost certainly plays an ad for Banff National Park (a quick drive from Calgary), so even the preroll is on topic.

Anyway, I'm not sure why Calgary specifically, but if you want to go up north and make bank in the oilsands for a while you might be able to eventually apply for citizenship or something like that and move to Cowtown. Possibly your newfound wealth will even allow you to afford a few months' rent here.
Dec 22 2014 2:46PM
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Drail
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On topic though - I got a friend from New Zealand who lives in Canada. He spends his winters ski bumming in the Kootenays but owns a house in Vancouver and owns/runs a landscaping business also in Vancouver. The interesting thing about the whole thing though - on paper, he left Canada about 7 years ago. He isn't here legally, the company and house aren't actually under his name, he doesn't have a drivers license. I have no idea how he a) does it, and b) gets away with it. Yet - He's been in the country for close to a decade and doing just fine.

I always wonder if New Zealand is worried. Like a parent when their kid is out past curfew. Ya know?
Dec 22 2014 3:10PM
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dingus
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inb4 op is actually Tanner Hall
Dec 22 2014 4:32PM
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little1337
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we dont want you here
Dec 22 2014 6:29PM
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ImNotARacist
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mirozThe word you're looking for is "emigrate."

No I want to become an immigrant.
Dec 22 2014 8:11PM
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ImNotARacist
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J.D.^The best part about that is how it almost certainly plays an ad for Banff National Park (a quick drive from Calgary), so even the preroll is on topic.

Anyway, I'm not sure why Calgary specifically, but if you want to go up north and make bank in the oilsands for a while you might be able to eventually apply for citizenship or something like that and move to Cowtown. Possibly your newfound wealth will even allow you to afford a few months' rent here.


I like the name "Calgary" Sounds like cavalry and you know everyone loved them.
Dec 22 2014 8:14PM
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GrahamGould
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Ive got a guy that can get you canadian citizenship. PM me and Ill give you his info
Dec 22 2014 8:18PM
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Bombay
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I want to be an immigrant too!! But I want to leave Canda and move to the Netherlands or Iceland. Anyone have experience of leaving Canada?
Dec 22 2014 8:19PM
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theabortionator
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Drail:(

Confused about the bacon part, but word is BC is upping the price of booze - AGAIN. We drink the most in the whole country AND we pay the most.

Oh well. At least we aren't on the brink of civil war - just civil unrest.


My first canadian liquor store i thought somebody set the prices as a joke. At least i found some shitty wine to get me drunk. Paying more for pbr than they cost at a bar was tragic.
Dec 22 2014 11:36PM
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Broken_Rides
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Peameal!
Dec 24 2014 3:17PM
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El.Guapo
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move to canada
Dec 24 2014 5:17PM
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Splice.
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It's not allowed.
Dec 24 2014 5:19PM
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ImNotARacist
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I DONT CARE ABOUT LIQUOR PRICES, FUCK.

IS EVERYONE AN ALCOHOLIC? WHAT ABOUT WEED PRICES? AVERAGE MORTGAGE? JOB OUTLOOK?

FUCK YOU
Apr 29 2015 3:51PM
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S.J.W
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Well you can't just emigrate to Canada without having a skill or service they want. If you plan on getting a working Visa then becoming a citizen first you must prove to them that you're worth it. You can't just be like "I don't like America" because they'll respond no one does
Apr 29 2015 5:03PM
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vailsux.com
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MiPI DONT CARE ABOUT LIQUOR PRICES, FUCK.

IS EVERYONE AN ALCOHOLIC? WHAT ABOUT WEED PRICES? AVERAGE MORTGAGE? JOB OUTLOOK?

FUCK YOU


Is this tanner hall?
Apr 29 2015 5:36PM
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Rusticles
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MiPI DONT CARE ABOUT LIQUOR PRICES, FUCK.

IS EVERYONE AN ALCOHOLIC? WHAT ABOUT WEED PRICES? AVERAGE MORTGAGE? JOB OUTLOOK?

FUCK YOU


CALGARY IS ON THE PRICEY END, STILL CHEAPER THAN VAN AND WHISTLER BUT MORE EXPENSIVE THAN INTERIOR. ABOUT $400-450K FOR A HOUSE. JOB OUTLOOK IS DOWN IN THE WEST BUT SHOULD PICK BACK UP BY WINTER. WHEN IT'S UP IT'S PRETTY FRICKEN REDICOULOUS, ESPECIALLY FOR HARD WORKING YOUNG MEN. WHY ARE WE YELLING
Apr 29 2015 5:55PM
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Bateman
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k-robamericans call ham canadian bacon. don't ask me why, in canada we just call it ham. canadian bacon and american bacon are the same thing, but americans purposely confuse themselves and everyone else.

I was visiting NYC from Norway and my brother was pretty bummed when he received Eggs benedict and ham, instead of eggs benedict and "canadian bacon" / bacon.
Apr 29 2015 6:27PM
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californiagrown
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Drail:(

Confused about the bacon part, but word is BC is upping the price of booze - AGAIN. We drink the most in the whole country AND we pay the most.

Oh well. At least we aren't on the brink of civil war - just civil unrest.


That's only because no one wants to fight a war using only chainsaws, axes, and hot potsof Tim Horton's coffee to scall. Here in the states every american is bequeathed an gun at birth and is just itching to wield it in the name of life, liberty, god, and Budweiser.


But seriously, I'm pretty sure all of normal Canada will take over French Canada before anything war-y goes down in the states.
Apr 29 2015 6:45PM
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cobra_commander
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make sure you come back when you need gas, tires, or milk.
Apr 29 2015 6:51PM
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Negromancer
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DrailOn topic though - I got a friend from New Zealand who lives in Canada. He spends his winters ski bumming in the Kootenays but owns a house in Vancouver and owns/runs a landscaping business also in Vancouver. The interesting thing about the whole thing though - on paper, he left Canada about 7 years ago. He isn't here legally, the company and house aren't actually under his name, he doesn't have a drivers license. I have no idea how he a) does it, and b) gets away with it. Yet - He's been in the country for close to a decade and doing just fine.

I always wonder if New Zealand is worried. Like a parent when their kid is out past curfew. Ya know?


No I don't think anyone in the NZ government is worried about things like that...

They're all to busy roasting John Key (our Prime Minister) because he pulled some waitresses pony tail.
Apr 29 2015 7:27PM
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theabortionator
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MiPI DONT CARE ABOUT LIQUOR PRICES, FUCK.

IS EVERYONE AN ALCOHOLIC? WHAT ABOUT WEED PRICES? AVERAGE MORTGAGE? JOB OUTLOOK?

FUCK YOU


WELL YOU'RE A MORON
Apr 29 2015 8:17PM
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