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Dont jerk and drive ns

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.Hugo.
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This was an actual commercial that just got pulled off the air lol
https://www.newschoolers.com/videos/watch/743415/Don--39-t-Jerk-and-Drive-
Dec 15 2014 10:02AM
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KravtZ
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I jerked and drove once on a 7 hour car ride. No regrets
Dec 15 2014 10:39AM
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CheesusChrist
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had more potential
Dec 15 2014 10:47AM
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Laurent.
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I always jerk it.

http://vimeo.com/thatgo/thunderheist-jerk-it
Dec 15 2014 10:52AM
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Lus146
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Road head is better...probably.
Dec 15 2014 11:09AM
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ANDR01D
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Relevant:

http://tosh.cc.com/video-clips/kl9fy5/highway-masturbator

Linking to Tosh.O version because I don't feel like getting banned
Dec 15 2014 11:31AM
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CHORIZO
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I wasnt jerking off officer, I was just using my erect penis to pretend my car was a stick shift
Dec 15 2014 11:35AM
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gnarballsianm
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This thread posts title is thorughly decieving. I definately remember watching this when I was taking drivers ed courses though. Funny shit.
Dec 15 2014 12:20PM
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daannnnieel
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ANUSTARTI wasnt jerking off officer, I was just using my erect penis to pretend my car was a stick shift


*dick shift
Dec 15 2014 4:01PM
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Bassage.
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Read about this yesterday and actually started laughing pretty hard.
Dec 15 2014 5:15PM
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-benedetto
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HAHA! Great advice though

On that note, I feel if I jerked and drive, I would hit an all time low in my life and couldn't bear live with the shame.
Dec 15 2014 5:21PM
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Peter.
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they say if you are falling asleep at the wheel you should jerk it but dont finish, since it wakes you up
Dec 15 2014 5:32PM
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Toaster-Tony
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ill jerk wherever i want as long as she keeps talking
Dec 15 2014 5:33PM
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Casey
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What if you got into a bad accident, and died with your dick out. Rigor mortis sets in so you can't let go and your parents have to buy a special casket to accommodate you and no one remembers anything about you except for the horrible enduring shame of the fact that you died jerking off in your car.
Dec 15 2014 7:01PM
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Ronald_Ray.Gun
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-benedettoHAHA! Great advice though

On that note, I feel if I jerked and drive, I would hit an all time low in my life and couldn't bear live with the shame.


It's really not as bad as you are making it out to be. Long drives are boring and there's only so many things you can do to fill the time
Dec 15 2014 7:33PM
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theabortionator
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Done it to stay awake before for the late night long distance drive action.
Dec 15 2014 7:39PM
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Iliveinutah
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Road head is actually very distracting but with the right positioning and concentration can be done safely, at least for the driver

The whore in the passenger seat thats unbuckled sucking my dick would likely die in a head on collision.
Dec 15 2014 7:45PM
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AT-AT
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snowballsdeepThe whore in the passenger seat thats unbuckled sucking my dick would likely die in a head on collision.


HEY!! She's a nice lady!
Dec 15 2014 8:19PM
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cornholio
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snowballsdeepRoad head is actually very distracting but with the right positioning and concentration can be done safely, at least for the driver

The whore in the passenger seat thats unbuckled sucking my dick would likely die in a head on collision.


as your airbag deploys her jaw slams shut, severing your dick from your body
Dec 15 2014 11:55PM
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.Hugo.
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cornholioas your airbag deploys her jaw slams shut, severing your dick from your body


i only date ladies with dentures for this exact reason
Dec 16 2014 12:07AM
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flurry*
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snowballsdeepdie in a head on collision.


Not sure if a pun
Dec 16 2014 10:50AM
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freestyler540
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I had a series of reactions:
1.WTF they have to tell people how to drive? really?
2.That was a sweet wreack simulation.
3.hahaha jerk and drive
Dec 16 2014 11:10AM
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SpookyCat
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Someone should show this to every Utah driver. They're such bad drivers, I'm going to make a thread on it.
Dec 16 2014 11:27AM
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