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DRISKEY
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so my friend just informed me that some guy that lives down the street from her fell out of a tree while trying to cut a branch down with a chainsaw and decapitated himself. for those who dont know what 'decapitate' means he cut his head completely off.... completely


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Dec 29 2004 6:13PM
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Sashac
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That sucks...
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Haha, that reminds me, I need a drink...
Dec 29 2004 6:14PM
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skibabe2569
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oh man thats so bad... geez




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Dec 29 2004 6:28PM
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freeski1620
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haha, what a loser. he died right, if he didnt hes going to realy soon.
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Dec 29 2004 6:35PM
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Baker
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^ you're dumb


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Dec 29 2004 6:38PM
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powderdream
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^^wow
Dec 29 2004 6:50PM
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Anson
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That would fucking suck to watch..
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Dec 29 2004 6:55PM
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DRISKEY
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i think it would suck even more if it happened to you


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Dec 29 2004 6:58PM
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Sashac
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^^ Are you kidding, that'd be hilarious to watch... in a sick kind of way...

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Dec 29 2004 6:59PM
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DRISKEY
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i disagree. it would be hilarious if he fell out of the tree and hurt himself wicked bad. but it just sucks if you die. but i must say that getting your head chopped off is a pimp ass way of going out.


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Dec 29 2004 7:01PM
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scientist
Posts: 6920 - Karma: 347
this sounds like a jackie chan movie. exept jackie twister kicks the ladder.







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Dec 29 2004 7:38PM
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SNOWMAN17
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i dont believe it you better post a pic..haha joke
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Dec 29 2004 7:40PM
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Lé.Skiing
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wowo that guy 'HAD' some major talent
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Dec 29 2004 7:40PM
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Lé.Skiing
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wow**
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Dec 29 2004 7:41PM
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ryan.c
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haha thats hilarious



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Dec 29 2004 7:52PM
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holyDINOSAURS
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holy fuck..thats super shitty. and who the fuck asked if he died? idiot

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Dec 29 2004 7:54PM
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m1garand
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why was he climbing the tree w/ a chainsaw in the firstplace?



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Dec 29 2004 10:43PM
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hendrik.
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to wave it in the air in honor of his pagan gods

what the fuck do you think he was doing wit ha chainsaw in a tree.
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Dec 29 2004 11:19PM
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eheath
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idiot, trees and chainsaws dont mix
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Dec 29 2004 11:37PM
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Sashac
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^ Yeah, the guy was just asking for his head to be cut off.

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Dec 29 2004 11:40PM
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hucker22
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ouch that happened to me once it sucked
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Dec 29 2004 11:48PM
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reezyfbaby
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talk about promoting social darwinism...



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Dec 30 2004 12:21AM
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SohCahToa
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anyone ever listen to jackyl?
Dec 30 2004 8:59AM
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ATLANTASKI
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I smell a darwin award

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Dec 30 2004 9:01AM
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Jasmine
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ouch cutting your head off with a chainsaw? that hurrts.



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Dec 30 2004 9:02AM
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mommy
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the guy seemed like an asshole, no doubt.
Dec 30 2004 9:03AM
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mattster
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ummmm can you say skieeelllllzzzz

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Dec 30 2004 6:46PM
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Ahmets_Brother
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hey i heard abou that hapening somewhere about 4 months ago
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Dec 30 2004 6:49PM
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johhnn
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its seems kinda fuct




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Dec 30 2004 6:53PM
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Ericpbp
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Ya, doesnt sound like fun.
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Dec 30 2004 7:09PM
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m1garand
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i wonder how it would feel. of course if it cut from behind it would just severe your spine and you would be pretty much outta commission after that.



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Dec 31 2004 11:03PM
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Public_Enemy0255
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^ i'm sure it wouldn't hurt cuz its so instant, unless it like slowly cut through his neck but still, freeski your a dumbass why the fuck would u say something like that
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Dec 31 2004 11:07PM
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evilninja
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that kinda sux for him.

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Jan 1 2005 12:16AM
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mattster
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^umm just kinda ?
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ska is dead.... and you're next !
Jan 1 2005 12:25AM
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it would scare the shit out of the person that finds them
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Jan 1 2005 12:28AM
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newschooler7
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thats a darwin for shure
build it, try it, huck it
Jan 2 2005 5:48PM
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General_Shredgnar
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Some of these peoples responses to this sounds like a slipknot song for god sakes.
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Jan 2 2005 6:20PM
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XtSurfMogulXt
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fuck you assholes, that was my dad!
Jan 2 2005 6:25PM
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plorr
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sounds painfull

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Jan 2 2005 6:40PM
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alev
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im sure he was ok, i mean im sure he didnt need his head that bad

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Jan 2 2005 7:24PM
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silly lumberjack
Jan 2 2005 8:05PM
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skier27
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damn..post some pics..that would be crazy to see



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Jan 2 2005 8:13PM
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Lé.Skiing
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yah this totally reminds me on one of the darwin award where 2 guys were having a strong man compition by cutting off their own limbs with a chansaw the one guy thaught he had him beat by cutting off his leg, but the guy had to be the stupider man and was like 'oh yahhh!' zzzzzzzing off goes his head.
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Jan 3 2005 12:30AM
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haha stupid idiots...


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Jan 3 2005 5:10AM
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Sdot
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Holy, that's intense, haha. Crazy shit.





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Jan 3 2005 5:12AM
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dude..POST THE PICTURES



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Jan 3 2005 6:07AM
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STREBOR1507
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that is the single most badass awsome core thing i have ever heard. Decapitation rules
Jan 3 2005 1:45PM
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