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FBGM
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So I had the opportunity to go skiing today right, got a ride up to PC from SLC only to find out that I don't have access to my skis or my boots so I can't ski. I'm now sitting alone in an empty house for the rest of the day with no conputer, no wallet, and no food with the exception of an expired jar of Nutella.

TDLR summary: tits for pizza

Like send me a pizza in exchange for tits and I will be forever in debt to you. Please I am desperate.
Dec 5 2014 2:59PM
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Troy.
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Theron help a girl out
Dec 5 2014 3:00PM
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FBGM
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Troy.Theron help a girl out


Theron is actually skiing because that is who I am supposed to be skiing with right now.
Dec 5 2014 3:02PM
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Chubz.
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I sent a pizza your way like 3 days ago..but you dipped
Dec 5 2014 3:03PM
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FBGM
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Chubz.I sent a pizza your way like 3 days ago..but you dipped


You sent Ben a pizza, I had to do group homework
Dec 5 2014 3:05PM
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Chubz.
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FBGMYou sent Ben a pizza, I had to do group homework


Julez ill send you a pizza
Dec 5 2014 3:06PM
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FBGM
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Chubz.Julez ill send you a pizza


ITS OKAY I came back to report that my day just did a complete 180 because I found a can of soup and I figured out how to work the TV and sponge bob is on.

I LOVE YOU THOUGH
Dec 5 2014 3:10PM
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270on420out
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Rent
Dec 5 2014 3:12PM
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Anathema
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ill make mini pizzas on english muffins and put all your favorite toppings on them.

that comes straight from the heart.

and i don't even want tits, i just want your friendship.



































..... of course i want fucking tits, im no saint
Dec 5 2014 5:12PM
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SkiBum.
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Drink on main street. Sounds like you should have posted up at Shucks for the afternoon.
Dec 5 2014 5:47PM
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miroz
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SkiBum.Drink on main street. Sounds like you should have posted up at Shucks for the afternoon.


Missed the part about no wallet, eh?



What do you mean "you don't have access to your skis or boots"?
Dec 5 2014 5:52PM
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soulskier
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Go to a bar and look older than 21, problem?
Dec 5 2014 6:53PM
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GayWolf420
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FBGMTheron is actually skiing because that is who I am supposed to be skiing with right now.


'tis true. we were supposed to enjoy a lovely day of skiing together :(


ill be up tomorrow cuz the park set up was absolutely dope today. just hit ya boi up and we'll do sum lapz ;)
Dec 5 2014 7:12PM
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Charlie_Kelly
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DeebieSkeebies'tis true. we were supposed to enjoy a lovely day of skiing together :(


ill be up tomorrow cuz the park set up was absolutely dope today. just hit ya boi up and we'll do sum lapz ;)


And by laps he means sextime. He wants to do sextime with you. Sextime.
Dec 5 2014 7:26PM
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FBGM
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SkiBum.Drink on main street. Sounds like you should have posted up at Shucks for the afternoon.


No wallet=no money

mirozMissed the part about no wallet, eh?



What do you mean "you don't have access to your skis or boots"?


They're in my cousins house and nobody was home to let me in

soulskierGo to a bar and look older than 21, problem?


I'm 22, but again, not wallet

DeebieSkeebies'tis true. we were supposed to enjoy a lovely day of skiing together :(


ill be up tomorrow cuz the park set up was absolutely dope today. just hit ya boi up and we'll do sum lapz ;)


I'll be up bright and early bb i'll hyu
Dec 5 2014 8:24PM
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GrumpisPringle
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Ill be up at pc tomorrow too. I can bring you a pizza if you want
Dec 5 2014 8:26PM
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FBGM
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GrumpisPringleIll be up at pc tomorrow too. I can bring you a pizza if you want


I'll be up at PC tomorrow but I'll be skiing with my skis and my boots
Dec 5 2014 8:30PM
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SpookyCat
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Pepperoni pizza for pepperoni tits? No thanks. Good luck because your day sucks.
Dec 5 2014 8:52PM
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miroz
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JenniferGarnerPepperoni pizza for pepperoni tits? No thanks. Good luck because your day sucks.


First comment of yours that's actually made me lol
Dec 5 2014 9:48PM
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Nacho+
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TITS FOR NACHO?? My God. There is a pizza coming your way
Dec 5 2014 10:16PM
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GayWolf420
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GrumpisPringleIll be up at pc tomorrow too. I can bring you a pizza if you want


do a lip blind 2 and I will recognize u
Dec 6 2014 12:28AM
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.AR6rider.
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I like tits.
Dec 6 2014 12:34AM
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GrumpisPringle
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FBGMI'll be up at PC tomorrow but I'll be skiing with my skis and my boots

skis and boots are a good choice for skiing
DeebieSkeebiesdo a lip blind 2 and I will recognize u

ill only do lip blind twos the whole day so that shouldn't be a problem.
Dec 6 2014 12:55AM
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Skibumsmith
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address? i assume you're in the dorms.
Dec 6 2014 1:16AM
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Nacho+
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.AR6rider.I like tits.


omg omg omg
Dec 6 2014 8:55AM
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FBGM
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Plot twist, I'm not in PC today because I somehow managed to walk all the way to Millcreek last night and never made it home so No Skiing For Jules Pt. II
Dec 6 2014 3:13PM
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GayWolf420
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FBGMPlot twist, I'm not in PC today because I somehow managed to walk all the way to Millcreek last night and never made it home so No Skiing For Jules Pt. II


I told you to drink responsibly......
Dec 6 2014 9:30PM
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FBGM
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DeebieSkeebiesI told you to drink responsibly......


I wasn't even drinking mom
Dec 6 2014 9:36PM
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GayWolf420
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FBGMI wasn't even drinking mom


Julia I cant believe this. you really cooked ur goose this time
Dec 6 2014 9:49PM
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FBGM
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DeebieSkeebiesJulia I cant believe this. you really cooked ur goose this time


Mommmmm I'm sorry I swear I wasn't even drinking
Dec 6 2014 10:07PM
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GrumpisPringle
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FBGMPlot twist, I'm not in PC today because I somehow managed to walk all the way to Millcreek last night and never made it home so No Skiing For Jules Pt. II


but i was so excited
Dec 7 2014 7:45PM
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JakeAssBeatClap
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Sooo is the pizza for tits deal still going on orrrrr?
Dec 7 2014 8:40PM
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FBGM
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Nope, No Skiing For Jules Pt III was today, but I did get a free pizza last night thanks to a very generous fellow NSer.
Dec 7 2014 9:46PM
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Chubz.
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FBGMNope, No Skiing For Jules Pt III was today, but I did get a free pizza last night thanks to a very generous fellow NSer.


Yo hooking up the utes with pizza is starting to become a thing. Fuckin right on! I started something sick


#pizza4broto&julez
Dec 8 2014 1:15AM
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Troy.
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Chubz.Yo hooking up the utes with pizza is starting to become a thing. Fuckin right on! I started something sick


#pizza4broto&julez


What about 4 Troy and Theron?
Dec 8 2014 12:10PM
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Zimmerman
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FBGMNope, No Skiing For Jules Pt III was today, but I did get a free pizza last night thanks to a very generous fellow NSer.



Did he get the titties?
Dec 8 2014 7:59PM
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FBGM
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ZimmermanDid he get the titties?


no, and he didn't even ask for them or see this thread prior as far as i know
Dec 8 2014 8:09PM
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GayWolf420
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Troy.What about 4 Troy and Theron?


its chill, we'll just have a dinner date @ davanzas
Dec 8 2014 9:00PM
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Chubz.
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Troy.What about 4 Troy and Theron?


Straight up next time im on tinychat and broto goes all broke boi on me ill send you fools a couple pizzas for a pizza party and itll be super dope



Hope u guys like breadsticks
Dec 9 2014 1:47AM
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broto
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Chubz.Straight up next time im on tinychat and broto goes all broke boi on me ill send you fools a couple pizzas for a pizza party and itll be super dope



Hope u guys like breadsticks


Wat do u mean by "breadsticks"?????
Dec 9 2014 2:24AM
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broto
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Your meter...
Dec 9 2014 2:33AM
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Chubz.
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Awh dude cheesy breadsticks are the sickest dude..


Fuck now im hungry
Dec 9 2014 2:48AM
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