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Worst part about skiing

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PungentMelon
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When you go skiing is there anything that just drives you crazy or just makes you super unhappy?
I get so pissed when i think about school or when i see hella gapers "slide on the box"
So, NS, what can't you handle when you ski?
Dec 4 2014 12:34AM
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caucasian_chad
Posts: 4078 - Karma: 3,625
Frozen feet. If this doesn't happen to you consider yourself extremely lucky.
Dec 4 2014 12:45AM
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toastyteenagers
Posts: 1834 - Karma: 6,793
ski boots in general, they're bulky, hard to walk in, and when you take them off it feels like mother Theresa and god just came all over your feet oh my gosh it's amazing
Dec 4 2014 12:47AM
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Wheat
Posts: 375 - Karma: 1,633
Cold fingers
Dec 4 2014 12:48AM
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gr4
Posts: 1499 - Karma: 945
having to work instead of ski on powder days :(
Dec 4 2014 12:49AM
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PungentMelon
Posts: 202 - Karma: 2,499
WheatCold fingers


i own a shitty pair of gloves that actually absorb water and fucking insulate the cold
Dec 4 2014 12:58AM
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brov1
Posts: 1826 - Karma: 8,837
the skiing part
Dec 4 2014 1:24AM
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PKchu
Posts: 1158 - Karma: 5,943
Wanting to non-stop ski (no lunch break) on a perfect day, but then getting tired and hungry to the point where you can't ski well, practically forcing you to go in
Dec 4 2014 1:40AM
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terraclot
Posts: 438 - Karma: 665
i don't like when my dick gets stuck in my ski boot. Sometimes i have to unbuckle to top latch on my Full Tilts to get it out. Sometimes i don't.
Dec 4 2014 1:44AM
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Plaidbeaver
Posts: 17 - Karma: 58
Sometimes I have to help my friend get his dick out of his ski boot. Sometimes he doesn't guess it just depends if it's snowing or not. I really hate when I'm all like skiinng and then I'm all like not skiing and then we go to the chairlift.
Dec 4 2014 1:48AM
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stupendous-man
Posts: 8637 - Karma: 13,293
having to poop
Dec 4 2014 2:07AM
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shepux
Posts: 470 - Karma: 1,629
having to leave
Dec 4 2014 3:22AM
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kemosabe
Posts: 449 - Karma: 1,309
Rain.

That is pretty much the worst thing along side with extreme cold temps
Dec 4 2014 3:35AM
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Al.Capone
Posts: 661 - Karma: 2,779
Your attitude
Dec 4 2014 4:01AM
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fghtoffyrdmns
Posts: 2987 - Karma: 6,812
injuries
Dec 4 2014 4:06AM
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steezburgereddie
Posts: 1059 - Karma: 1,944
terracloti don't like when my dick gets stuck in my ski boot. Sometimes i have to unbuckle to top latch on my Full Tilts to get it out. Sometimes i don't.


I didnt know og mudbone skis.
Dec 4 2014 4:09AM
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Willows
Posts: 442 - Karma: 2,624
when my skis don't hold edge
Dec 4 2014 8:22AM
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csuech_603
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My arches hurt like a motha fucka for the first hour then I lose feeling and everything is peachy
Dec 4 2014 8:31AM
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Ron_Jeremy
Posts: 63 - Karma: 875
taking off all your gear for the ride home is always a pain in the ass
Dec 4 2014 8:39AM
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Backhaus
Posts: 68 - Karma: 89
Getting old. When you eat it, it hurts for days not just at the moment
Dec 4 2014 9:00AM
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270on420out
Posts: 7492 - Karma: 50,771
The off-season
Dec 4 2014 9:08AM
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bjc28
Posts: 31 - Karma: 315
Hiking it gets me sweaty then my sweat freezes and i get cold there just isnt a perfect middle point
Dec 4 2014 9:09AM
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j-bratton
Posts: 11 - Karma: 90
Trying to get a new pair of boots broken in good. Level 10 pain...
Dec 4 2014 9:51AM
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Dobber
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Cold feet and insane prices
Dec 4 2014 9:56AM
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.Hugo.
Posts: 17360 - Karma: 28,466
Having to take a poop with all you ski gear on. So many times ive almost shit myself while trying to get layers off
Dec 4 2014 9:59AM
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TurquoiseGrizzly
Posts: 1819 - Karma: 13,149
At the beginning of every season I try to convince myself it's not a big deal, but ski boots suck.
Dec 4 2014 10:05AM
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ZachAndCheese
Posts: 816 - Karma: 5,116
Fitting my erection in my snowpants
Dec 4 2014 10:11AM
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freestyler540
Posts: 13040 - Karma: 18,223
going home at the end of the day.
Dec 4 2014 10:12AM
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Bum.Life
Posts: 507 - Karma: 2,608
When not using my Full Tilts, putting my other boots on
Dec 4 2014 10:23AM
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flurry*
Posts: 287 - Karma: 1,192
Blisters from ski boots...
Dec 4 2014 11:14AM
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gnarballsianm
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PKchuWanting to non-stop ski (no lunch break) on a perfect day, but then getting tired and hungry to the point where you can't ski well, practically forcing you to go in


Cliff bars will solve this issue, or brown bag on the chair, that's what I do. In regards to the peeing, learn to piss off the chair, it is a handy skill and saves the day when shredding with friends.

my least favorite thing is getting to far forward off of cliff drops and going over the front like a fucking tomahawk.
Dec 4 2014 11:22AM
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*YungBuckwheat*
Posts: 474 - Karma: 893
Cold feet and drying boots. Fml situations...
Dec 4 2014 11:39AM
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dmski
Posts: 328 - Karma: 360
Driving to the mountain... I wish I could just teleport there.
Dec 4 2014 11:39AM
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gnarballsianm
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bjc28Hiking it gets me sweaty then my sweat freezes and i get cold there just isnt a perfect middle point


Pit vents, layer down, use sunglasses, all of these things will keep you from sweating, or fogging up.
Dec 4 2014 11:40AM
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ANDR01D
Posts: 1181 - Karma: 3,319
When you get a new pair of skis mounted up but you realistically won't be able to go skiing for another month :(
Dec 4 2014 11:41AM
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gnarballsianm
Posts: 621 - Karma: 703
Scratch everything I have said, over crowding and lift lines, if we could all ski in solitude and not deal with pow days getting skied out that would be heaven.
Dec 4 2014 11:43AM
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jchubb616
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Getting off the mountain feeling fine and then not being able to walk like 2 hours later
Dec 4 2014 11:47AM
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SPskier543
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Super gusty winds when its single digit temps, fuck dat shit
Dec 4 2014 11:51AM
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pattyWhack
Posts: 685 - Karma: 1,521
the only thing i hate about skiing is when i am not skiing.
Dec 4 2014 12:04PM
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lineskis413
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WheatCold fingers


i have volcom pipe gloves warmest gloves iv ever owned beside my heated snomobile gloves haha
Dec 4 2014 12:48PM
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lineskis413
Posts: 124 - Karma: 1,708
stickey rails.... hitting a sticky rail the first time through a park will kill my entire flow
Dec 4 2014 12:49PM
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gusestomp
Posts: 1377 - Karma: 746
Having to take a piss every couple of runs...
Dec 4 2014 12:56PM
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GrahamGould
Posts: 713 - Karma: 2,439
It would be nice if lift tickets didn't cost so much, but asside from that I can't complain about anything
Dec 4 2014 12:57PM
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Cricky
Posts: 162 - Karma: 312
Shin and toe bang, its a day ruiner
Dec 4 2014 12:58PM
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Caleb.E
Posts: 3556 - Karma: 1,014
while im at school we have to wake up at roughly 5 am for a 3 hour dirve, it sucks. What sucks even more is the drive back.
Dec 4 2014 1:01PM
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_69
Posts: 1772 - Karma: 4,979
Kids who think they're the next wallisch, go out wearing his gonzo jacket from north face and have trouble keeping balance while doing spread eagles
Dec 4 2014 1:01PM
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kim_jong_ill
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Wet gear, not being able to stomp a trick and goggles fogging up.
Dec 4 2014 1:03PM
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heavywinter
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Blown knees. I've done this four times. . . .
Dec 4 2014 1:09PM
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nobs
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Lift lines.
Dec 4 2014 1:12PM
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B_dot_chill
Posts: 132 - Karma: 949
Honestly just boots lol
Dec 4 2014 1:26PM
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CaptainObvious.
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professor_chaoswhen i see hella gapers "slide on the box"


People like you piss me off. If they're "sliding on the box" they're doing exactly what it's there for. One day - maybe yesterday - YOU were the "hella gaper" sliding on a box.
Dec 4 2014 1:32PM
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