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Do your skis reflect your personality?

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fresh_prince
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Armada- gangster
surface-hipster
faction powder skis -swedish
faction twins - sponsored
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Nov 30 2014 9:09PM
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Lexicon7
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my skis reflect my personality.

if my personality is I'm broke.
Dec 1 2014 12:11PM
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abc
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This is exactly the impression that the ski business wants us to buy.
But since we´re doing this:

Nordica: i heard ian compton dropped out of the line team.

Rossignol or Salomon or Head: I just heard about these twintip skis and i wanna go bigairdave.

Armada: i wear bigass clothes and i just heard that tanner hall smokes weed, i wanna try that shit too.I also have all black oakleys.And im 13.

Faction skis: Im sponsored and i think faction skis are the best

Line: these wont probably last long, but andy parry is cool.And pizza.

Surface,Jskis,HGskis,on3p:I dont know nothing about these skis, but i heard these are good.

K2: Im from the stept and i think urban skiing is serious. U never know what i will do if i dont land the trick on first try. Never have fun when u ski and remember to be a dick. I also may be the fatass with the beard and a snapback who does straight airs whit cranearms.
Dec 1 2014 12:17PM
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Gauer
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xRAPHAELxarmada is not gangster. Ninthward in gangster.


and thats why I ride Ninthward Le Comte's
Dec 1 2014 12:28PM
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Gauer
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SkibumsmithChicken is meat you fucking idiot.


Chicken is poultry.
Dec 1 2014 12:29PM
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Cahal
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I also may be the fatass with the beard and a snapback who does straight airs whit cranearms.[/QUOTE]

Ban him already
Dec 1 2014 12:29PM
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WeebZ
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When I was in college I actually thought of starting a ski company called Trait where the models of the skis reflected the personality of the potential riders:

Jibby rockered park ski = the enthusiast (for those enthusiastic butters/jibs)
Fully cambered park ski = the perfectionist (stability for perfecting your line)
All mtn ski = the optimist (for being optimistic regardless of conditions)

There was a couple more.. but you get the point… then I realized I'd rather ski my life away than make skis for the rest of my life.

Skis should reflect your personality.
Dec 1 2014 12:37PM
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Bum.Life
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mikkoTI also may be the fatass with the beard and a snapback who does straight airs whit cranearms.


Wow, you're cool
Dec 1 2014 12:56PM
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Huck_Norris
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ThaLoraxWho?


I is confuse.
Dec 1 2014 12:57PM
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.Gladiator.
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CmurphyWearing a baggy outfit that cost 4 grand is not gangster. Skiing is really only rich people, or people who used to be rich and can't kick the habit. Daniel Tosh put it best

Daniel Tosh: Happy ThoughtsGet More: Watch More Stand-Up.

skip to 1:13


What the hell are you talking about...
Dec 1 2014 1:19PM
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abc
Posts: 57 - Karma: 100
Bum.LifeWow, you're cool


I know. Nothing is cooler than making fun of people on the internet.
Dec 1 2014 1:19PM
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saskskier
Posts: 4772 - Karma: 9,984
GauerChicken is poultry.


Poultry is meat.
Dec 1 2014 1:26PM
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ThaLorax
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Huck_NorrisI is confuse.


You said you helped build a company from the ground up.
Dec 1 2014 1:38PM
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Huck_Norris
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ThaLoraxYou said you helped build a company from the ground up.



I was talking about a ski. Didn't realize he was talking strictly about brands as a whole.
Dec 1 2014 1:44PM
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Uncle.tito
Posts: 192 - Karma: 139
Rental skis: Asian
Dec 1 2014 2:01PM
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je_vt
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Nordica Ace of Spades: middle school age gaper who thinks they can do park
Dec 1 2014 3:27PM
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balzach
Posts: 241 - Karma: 2,616
xRAPHAELxarmada is not gangster. Ninthward in gangster.


Im a little too young to know much about ninthward but they look like an interesting group of individuals
Dec 1 2014 5:09PM
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ConnorBel
Posts: 25 - Karma: 232
k2 powder skis: ski racer trying to ski park
Dec 1 2014 5:10PM
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Z_Benesch
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Line=weird pizza lovers + cats
Dec 1 2014 5:35PM
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zflink
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Lib Tech = Wishes he could snowboard
Dec 1 2014 6:50PM
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jlshreds
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Atomic- Trying to be either Real SKIFI or Jossi Wells
Dec 1 2014 6:51PM
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Goku
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Soul 7= I'm really a terrible skier
Dec 1 2014 7:47PM
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Plankton
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mikkoTThis is exactly the impression that the ski business wants us to buy.
But since we´re doing this:

Nordica: i heard ian compton dropped out of the line team.

Rossignol or Salomon or Head: I just heard about these twintip skis and i wanna go bigairdave.

Armada: i wear bigass clothes and i just heard that tanner hall smokes weed, i wanna try that shit too.I also have all black oakleys.And im 13.

Faction skis: Im sponsored and i think faction skis are the best

Line: these wont probably last long, but andy parry is cool.And pizza.

Surface,Jskis,HGskis,on3p:I dont know nothing about these skis, but i heard these are good.

K2: Im from the stept and i think urban skiing is serious. U never know what i will do if i dont land the trick on first try. Never have fun when u ski and remember to be a dick. I also may be the fatass with the beard and a snapback who does straight airs whit cranearms.


none of those are personalities those are just desciptions of the skis dipweed
Dec 1 2014 8:05PM
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heavywinter
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my skis only reflect my personality only to the extent that I'm a cheap ass bastard so whatever skis I am on didn't cost me much. . . .

Not sure if that helps with your analysis of brands and who and what they represent, though.
Dec 1 2014 8:05PM
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JahLiam
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CmurphyWearing a baggy outfit that cost 4 grand is not gangster. Skiing is really only rich people, or people who used to be rich and can't kick the habit. Daniel Tosh put it best

Daniel Tosh: Happy ThoughtsGet More: Watch More Stand-Up.

skip to 1:13


I speak for myself and I think for also a majority of NSers when I say I can assure you that I am not rich
Dec 1 2014 8:22PM
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ThaLorax
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Huck_NorrisI was talking about a ski. Didn't realize he was talking strictly about brands as a whole.

I still have no idea what or who you're talking about Matt.

GokuSoul 7= I'm really a terrible skier


Haha, my Dad just surprised me telling me he bought a pair of Sin 7's for himself because they were "such a good deal". I pretended to be excited for him.
Dec 1 2014 8:28PM
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tac0.slayer
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Kastle - Im so edgy
Dec 1 2014 9:40PM
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tac0.slayer
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Im trying to think of a good one for DPS.....
Dec 1 2014 9:41PM
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Goku
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no.me.gustaIm trying to think of a good one for DPS.....


elitist
Dec 1 2014 9:47PM
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lIllI
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no.me.gustaIm trying to think of a good one for DPS.....


Seasoned construction worker/ski bum who now works as a contractor.



I ride 184 Surface Walk Life. Directional, small, doesn't flex, fits in most luggage bags. Just like me.
Dec 1 2014 9:56PM
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G-spoty
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Volkl - I supported Auschuwitz
Dec 1 2014 9:58PM
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emilell3
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armada ------ Rich kid
Dec 1 2014 10:01PM
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freeskiier16
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Grilled.SteezeMy skis reflect my personality. Long, stiff, and love to slam tranny's. No wait my dick, they reflect my dick.

haha that was great
Dec 1 2014 10:07PM
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J_Steez
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line: 12 year olds or rail wizardz
volkl: renters ( for the most part)
Dec 1 2014 10:07PM
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Park.
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Why the fuck is anyone shitting on volkl??

When I think of volkl (usually walls) I think mad slayer and dialed style
Dec 1 2014 10:24PM
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ThaLorax
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Volkl: Ex-racer who is a good all-round skier

K2: Glen Plake called, he wants his mohawk back. Also, wear a goddamn helmet.

Kastle: Either an old timer, or Chris Davenport

Moment: Because Icelantic is for hippies

Icelantic: Because Moment is for punks

Grace Skis: I fucking love dogs

Salomon: Hey son, check out these surf board skis I bought. The guy at Ski and Golf who used to teach golf said they were great skis. He said old people like me love them.

Line: Wants to support independent companies but asked Mom to buy skis for him and this is what you ended up with.

Praxis: Check it out, I put dynafits on my 138mm wasted ski!

DPS: I dare you not to ask me about my skis.

4frnt: The quiet guy who doesn't brag about anything but skis harder than you do.

Head: Probably drives an Audi A6 wagon.
Dec 1 2014 10:46PM
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snowmosexual
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Line park skis after '10: I don't know anything about skis/ broke as fuck
K2 powder skis: I just wanna be like Shane McConkey
Head/Rossignol/fischer: Ex racer that likes it stiff
Dec 1 2014 10:54PM
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Rio360
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Rossignol: powow
Dec 1 2014 11:09PM
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Bum.Life
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no.me.gustaIm trying to think of a good one for DPS.....


DPS - Never been in a park
Dec 2 2014 12:49AM
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.GUCCI.
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Bum.LifeDPS - Never been in a park

this so hard
Dec 2 2014 12:53AM
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yeahmon
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Roan.omg rossi is so on point +k


Liam downley wears tall tees ...
Dec 2 2014 8:02AM
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msndotwav
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No one has mentioned Dynastar yet :'(
Dec 2 2014 8:09AM
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yorick
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GokuSoul 7= I'm really a terrible skier


lol'd

RTM 84 = I haven't skied in 10 years.
Dec 2 2014 8:39AM
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Keith_M
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Bum.LifeIcelantic - Probably a hippy


I'm down with that.
Dec 2 2014 11:21AM
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gnarballsianm
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Fischer - terrible top sheets and poor personality
salomon - the first to tap it
k2 - likes it fat
atomic - always following salomon
Dec 2 2014 11:39AM
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Krotchs_Brother
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90% of the people in this thread are just describing the fucking skis..
Dec 2 2014 11:48AM
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Spiri7o
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T.SmithHead- ¨Do you know alex schlopy?¨


Simon Dumont*
Dec 2 2014 11:50AM
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T-Holt
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Faction 1.0 - Breaks almost as easily as I do. Too bad I can't get new body parts on warranty.
Dec 2 2014 12:52PM
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kim_jong_ill
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These aren't reflections of personality...
Dec 2 2014 2:59PM
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ThaLorax
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kim_jong_illThese aren't reflections of personality...


Then post something better Ms. Originality.
Dec 2 2014 3:24PM
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Gauer
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saskskierPoultry is meat.


All Poultry is meat, but not all meat is poultry. 0_0
Dec 2 2014 3:40PM
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