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Things That Have Been Stolen From You.

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JTCasper540_MN
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I recently got my $150 Ray-Ban wayfarer sunglasses stolen from me. I am still pretty salty, however, on the bright side I guess now I get to buy a new pair. So what I was wondering is what is the thing that you have gotten the most upset about being stolen from you? Or, share some crazy stories of catching someone in the act, or tell a story about something that you have stolen, just share some cool/funny/entertaining stories that involve stolen things.
Nov 29 2014 9:24PM
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Laurent.
Posts: 10054 - Karma: 25,277
My time, by reading this thread.
Nov 29 2014 9:30PM
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.Hugo.
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my anal viginity
Nov 29 2014 9:33PM
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GayWolf420
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idk but i took some kids 150 dollar ray ban wayfarer sunglasses one day. it was hilarious.
Nov 29 2014 9:38PM
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Anathema
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when i was in grade 8 or 9 somebody stole my minidisc player from my backpack that was in my gym locker.

kinda stupid that i didn't have it locked, but you figure nobody is gonna go through your bag in the 45 minute gym class..

i also had a pair of skis stolen when i was like 19. i had them separated at the hill, and both were gone. kinda creeped me out, too. who the fuck manages to track down two skis in different spots and take off with them while im having lunch?!

needless to say, im a lot more careful with shit now.
Nov 29 2014 9:39PM
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NEPTR
Posts: 766 - Karma: 1,936
someone stole my phone in school the other day
Nov 29 2014 9:54PM
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JGWI
Posts: 2842 - Karma: 7,812
Someone stole my TI-84 calculator which I stole from my teacher who stole it from a rummage sale.
Nov 29 2014 9:58PM
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ejm
Posts: 794 - Karma: 196
i stupidly used to leave my wallet in my centre console of my truck. Learnt the hard way.
Nov 29 2014 10:05PM
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connecticunt
Posts: 842 - Karma: 1,525
I got my 160 gb iPod classic stolen from me last year at a chuckie cheese. Super pissed about that one still.
Nov 29 2014 10:05PM
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hippy.
Posts: 3106 - Karma: 14,356
My heart..by you OP...
Nov 29 2014 10:12PM
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[tk]
Posts: 3863 - Karma: 1,906
Chambreezy first night of wearing it. Passed out at a party and it was gone in the morning. Lesson learned never leave your Jiberish unattended.
Nov 29 2014 10:12PM
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128368798788
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Went to my friends apartment after class. Left backpack with laptop in backseat. Came out after hanging and found backpack open with no laptop. That was a hard one to come back from.
Nov 29 2014 10:13PM
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ched_der
Posts: 362 - Karma: 867
.Hugo.my anal viginity


hells yeah
Nov 29 2014 10:14PM
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Scaredwhiteboy
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I stole some guy's ray bans, but then some dumbass stoner stole them from me.
Nov 29 2014 10:15PM
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KillaSeason
Posts: 3495 - Karma: 1,773
my graphing calculator... god damn urban suburban program
Nov 29 2014 10:18PM
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ModMommy
Posts: 10718 - Karma: 55,304
Someone stole my iPhone when they first came out.
Nov 29 2014 10:22PM
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1kewldewd
Posts: 795 - Karma: 1,143
my line backpack with a wind breaker in it
Nov 29 2014 10:23PM
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Posts: 2345 - Karma: 2,104
My fucking hammock was stolen on Halloween off my porch. Most of my stuff just breaks.
Nov 29 2014 10:43PM
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STwoops
Posts: 2941 - Karma: 5,126
not worth remembering people who steal
Nov 29 2014 10:46PM
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soulskier
Posts: 17805 - Karma: 3,821
i don't think I've ever suffered a major loss, I've only ever had petty things stolen


like last week at work, I left my work camera and its case there while the battery charged and someone stole my USB cable....fucking people
Nov 29 2014 11:07PM
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.Rybak.
Posts: 9017 - Karma: 9,864
Some dickwad stole my phone. 2 or 3 bikes have been stolen.
I know who stole my bike too and its some black guy who is now in prison for accessory to a murder.

I hope his whole family gets the same because they are all a ton of inbred white trash (he was adopted) assholes.
Nov 29 2014 11:18PM
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edai
Posts: 4983 - Karma: 4,632
Some prick stole my nice ass white football leggings out of my locker so i was pretty pissed about that, vigilante justice always will win the day though
Nov 29 2014 11:27PM
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k-rob
Posts: 14217 - Karma: 2,890
little sister stole $80 from me when we were kids and spent it all on candy. in high school someone stole my Fox cap off my desk when i'd gone to the bathroom, and 4 grams of bud when i threw a party, and my blackberry at aftergrad. cops stole my buster a few months ago. dad stole and cooked and ate my organic spaghetti a few weeks ago. and a lot of good books and video games have been stolen from me over the years. now that i think about it, people are fucking thieves.
Nov 30 2014 12:04AM
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SFB
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someone stole my bike from outside a grocery store. that really rustled my jimmies
Nov 30 2014 12:06AM
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cydwhit
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I finally made the big purchase and got back in to mountain biking, then, on the night of my 21st birthday someone made off with my baby, I've never seen her again... but if anyone ever runs into a giant reign with a "Scnoquampton" sticker on the top tube feel free to beat them up
Nov 30 2014 12:10AM
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rtl32
Posts: 679 - Karma: 1,160
Had a pair of composite poles stolen from me by some gaper asian woman. I saw her walking away with them to her car and promptly caught up and gave her shit for it and took them back. I'll be skiing mountain creek all this year so I'm gonna have to lock all my stuff up all the time.. Not looking forward to that.

Those who steal ski/bike/climbing/skate or any other outdoorsy sports gear do not deserve to be called humans anymore.
Nov 30 2014 12:27AM
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Rachy
Posts: 4355 - Karma: 2,761
In 6th grade, Mandy Beetey stole my tamagotchi.

Stupid bitch.
Nov 30 2014 12:35AM
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.Rybak.
Posts: 9017 - Karma: 9,864
RachyIn 6th grade, Mandy Beetey stole my tamagotchi.

Stupid bitch.


Kill her. With fire.
Nov 30 2014 12:38AM
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SupremeDeity
Posts: 695 - Karma: 1,112
i found a bike outside of a grocery store one time
Nov 30 2014 12:42AM
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act.resist
Posts: 8875 - Karma: 513
my purse got stolen out of my aunt's car. for whatever reason she never locks her car because shes invincible and nothing bad will ever happen to her. just to me.
Nov 30 2014 1:09AM
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dingus
Posts: 1328 - Karma: 7,877
I once stole a malasyian airline plane
Nov 30 2014 1:17AM
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toastyteenagers
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My innocence and my oral virginity
Nov 30 2014 1:23AM
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El_Barto.
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toastyteenagersMy innocence and my oral virginity


Looks like they stole your joke making ability too
Nov 30 2014 1:58AM
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rtl32
Posts: 679 - Karma: 1,160
toastyteenagersMy innocence and my oral virginity


I guess loosening Aidan-G's butthole isn't the only thing SFB is responsible for.
Nov 30 2014 2:49AM
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jfxphoto
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Shitty day.
Nov 30 2014 3:43AM
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Jane6
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.Rybak.I hope his whole family gets the same because they are all a ton of inbred white trash (he was adopted) assholes.


Byron?????
Nov 30 2014 6:16AM
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.Rybak.
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Jane6Byron?????


Nah he's basically white.

Jane also stole my virginity.
Nov 30 2014 7:55AM
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Elg
Posts: 2998 - Karma: 3,880
Someone stole my phone once. Knocked me out cold from behind and just ran. Don't walk through dark parks alone at night, drunk...

And some fucker stole my parents' car a few years ago. He then wrecked it, and is now paralyzed from the waist down. Karma is a bitch.
Nov 30 2014 11:48AM
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brend
Posts: 779 - Karma: 3,608
Someone stole my textbook About a week before a big Chemistry test. Luckily I found it out in the hallway a couple days later.
Nov 30 2014 12:03PM
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Casper.
Posts: 622 - Karma: 65
One time somebody broke into my house and only stole two things;
The light bulbs out of every light/fixture & our pillow cases. Don't ask.
Nov 30 2014 12:28PM
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Lavieille
Posts: 814 - Karma: 318
Bose mini soundlink speakers
Nov 30 2014 12:49PM
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Mingg
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My phone and phone charger, my wallet, and a KC off my light bar.

All separate occasions, all equally as shitty.
Nov 30 2014 12:51PM
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frickindarn
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SFBsomeone stole my bike from outside a grocery store. that really rustled my jimmies



Back when Hollywood video was a thing my bike got stolen when I went to go rent a movie. The dumbass rode down the street when me and my dad were doing some yardwork a few days after; my dad noticed before he got to my house and jumped in front of him, grabbed him by the shirt took my bike back and told him to wait while he called the cops. I was 11 and this kid was easily in his 20s.
Nov 30 2014 1:00PM
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TACO-DOG.exe
Posts: 11986 - Karma: 12,239
some little shit head took my poles at COP last year. fuckin calgary kids..
Nov 30 2014 1:00PM
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miroz
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connecticuntI got my 160 gb iPod classic stolen from me last year at a chuckie cheese. Super pissed about that one still.


Why were you in Chuckie Cheese haha?

I've had booze and beer stolen from me while throwing parties, I've had pow turns stolen (snaked) from me on the hill, recently had my dakine backpack with about 2gs of green stolen from a buddies car. My bike was stolen about a month or so ago.

...Having shit stolen sucks
Nov 30 2014 1:01PM
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Jane6
Posts: 5359 - Karma: 4,505
I have never experienced having something stolen from me (knock on wood), but my mom's friend had her SUV stolen a few years ago. The thieves didnt notice that her black lab Selma was sleeping in the trunk though, and after like 6 hours after the car had been reported stolen someone found the dog wandering around alone this shipyard just outside the city.


Oh and one late night when me and my best friend were in the line at McDonalds to buy food (yes we were shitfaced, AND dressed like hookers because we had been to a Las Vegas themed party) someone stole my buddy's credit card. The thief had looked over her shoulder when she had entered her PIN, and then taken her wallet as soon as she had put it back in her purse.

Although she called and cancelled her card immediately when we noticed it was gone the fucking asshole who stole it had already taken out 15 000 SEK (roughly $2000). Fortunately she got all the money back like 2 months later because it was an obvious theft.
Nov 30 2014 1:13PM
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GayWolf420
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ScaredwhiteboyI stole some guy's ray bans, but then some dumbass stoner stole them from me.


oh really? did you also steal someones joke as well?
Nov 30 2014 2:01PM
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Scaredwhiteboy
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DeebieSkeebiesoh really? did you also steal someones joke as well?


Salty much?
Nov 30 2014 2:07PM
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GayWolf420
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ScaredwhiteboySalty much?


not really, but thanks for your concern.
Nov 30 2014 2:14PM
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avocado.
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Garbage men stole my oakley hoodie when i left it by the lightpost when wakeskate winching
Nov 30 2014 2:26PM
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Jabe
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Wallet with 250$ in it. Pretty stupid of me to to carry that much money though.
Nov 30 2014 3:11PM
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