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Wise words from old people?

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rememberscott
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Never waste a boner
Nov 24 2014 4:35PM
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CaptainObvious.
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You're a fucking idiot. You'll never accept it and you shouldn't. Just remember it everytime you get into an argument with someone. It will keep you humble.
Nov 24 2014 4:37PM
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rememberscott
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That's a good thing to keep in mind for you. Boy that old man was honest!
Nov 24 2014 4:58PM
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Laurent.
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Uncle Ben said the only thing that mattered.

Nov 24 2014 5:02PM
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.Hugo.
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you cant drink all day if you dont start in the morning

the best cure for your hangover is more beer
Nov 24 2014 5:48PM
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Yaraelpoof.png
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omnidataUncle Ben said the only thing that mattered.



Drink responsubly
Nov 24 2014 7:15PM
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JGWI
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Always look left agian.
Nov 24 2014 7:22PM
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Barefootin_Fiend
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never trust a fart.
Nov 24 2014 7:26PM
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El_flanderino
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dont wait until tomorrow to do something you can do today
Nov 24 2014 7:26PM
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DayMan
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Don't let your dreams become regrets.
Nov 24 2014 7:32PM
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Dobber
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"It hurts when I piss"
Nov 24 2014 7:35PM
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Lé.Skiing
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http://youtu.be/9YsZvZq1EAk?t=9m17s

I hope this works...
If not follow this link and watch the part about his advice. (already fast forwarded it to the right part)
http://youtu.be/9YsZvZq1EAk?t=9m17s
Nov 24 2014 7:47PM
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Chewy.
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I met a cool old dude at a gas station once. He may have been crazy. He told me this:

"Let me give you some advice. Bitches will be bitches. And if you don't drink 24oz beers, you're a pussy."
Nov 24 2014 8:41PM
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danncphedran
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CaptainObvious.You're a fucking idiot. You'll never accept it and you shouldn't. Just remember it everytime you get into an argument with someone. It will keep you humble.


hahaha
Nov 24 2014 9:27PM
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DirtYStylE
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If you french fry when you're supposed to pizza, you're going to have a bad time.
Nov 25 2014 1:27AM
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SFB
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"OP i dont love you" - OPs dad
Nov 25 2014 1:30AM
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crotchvent
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When your my age you won't be able to shit like you can now.
Nov 25 2014 2:14AM
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ChillTeenDad420
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son, you were an accident and i don't love you fucktard. get out of my house
Nov 25 2014 3:04AM
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tcgoldman
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"if you're wrong, admit it, and if you're right, shut up."
Nov 25 2014 1:53PM
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MWG
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Music is the movement of sound to reach the soul for the education of its virtue.

~Plato~
Nov 25 2014 2:03PM
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DominatorJacques
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"Be good!" That's all.
Nov 25 2014 5:39PM
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qazwsxedc34
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Don’t play with your penis like I did or you’ll be tucking it in your sock.
Nov 25 2014 5:56PM
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-emile-
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''when in doubt front 2 out''
Nov 25 2014 6:00PM
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connecticunt
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My grandmother who is addicted to prescription pills, currently on suicide watch in the loony bin, and nuts out of her mind told me

"If you're going to do drugs Kenzie you gotta commit to the lifestyle, when I started using I never thought I would end up having to be escorted to wiz and I haven't done the whoopee in about 15 years and it fucking blows. Keep that in mind kiddo."

That lady is off her rocker but it has really kept me away from the hard stuff. So thanks Lizzy.
Nov 25 2014 6:22PM
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-emile-
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connecticuntMy grandmother who is addicted to prescription pills, currently on suicide watch in the loony bin, and nuts out of her mind told me

"If you're going to do drugs Kenzie you gotta commit to the lifestyle, when I started using I never thought I would end up having to be escorted to wiz and I haven't done the whoopee in about 15 years and it fucking blows. Keep that in mind kiddo."

That lady is off her rocker but it has really kept me away from the hard stuff. So thanks Lizzy.


classic Lizzy
Nov 25 2014 7:04PM
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juliatheskier
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my grandfather used to always say, "never trust a man who doesn't drink."
Nov 25 2014 7:42PM
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rememberscott
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juliatheskiermy grandfather used to always say, "never trust a man who doesn't drink."


I like that because my dad doesn't drink. And he's the biggest hypocrite I've ever met.
Nov 25 2014 11:46PM
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hurrdurr
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Dont tell your daddy how to fuck

A russian is russian even if you'd fry them in butter
Nov 26 2014 8:25AM
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robbinJAHood
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If you ever try anal sex, just remember it feels like a hard block of shit being pushed through a fruit loop. God loves you
Nov 26 2014 12:17PM
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miroz
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Nov 26 2014 12:35PM
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SupremeDeity
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Make sandwiches all day Sunday so you won't be lonely.

Clean your drangus twice a week.
Nov 26 2014 12:40PM
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yuck
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-emile-''when in doubt front 2 out''


"when in trouble, tuck for double"

also, good advice:

FUCK IT. seriously that attitude will reduce stress in your life greatly. if somethign sucks and there's nothing you can do about it, fuck it. just... fuck it.
Nov 26 2014 12:43PM
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miroz
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Here's a real one:

"Be discrete."

If you're gonna do stupid shit, be discrete.
Nov 26 2014 12:58PM
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