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How To Sag Your Pants

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Ski_The802
Posts: 107 - Karma: 484
Anyone know a good way to sag your pants so they don't restrict movement? It seems even if you unbutton them and unzip them the crotch still keeps you from barely moving your legs. Any tips?
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Nov 17 2014 4:40PM
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Nacho+
Posts: 3748 - Karma: 7,791
This should get the nomination for El_Barto's worst thread of the day
Nov 17 2014 4:44PM
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gnar_whal
Posts: 1286 - Karma: 3,787
Don't sag them
Nov 17 2014 4:45PM
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kamron_708
Posts: 944 - Karma: 1,129
Unbuttoned and unzipped so you dont destory the button and zipper, suspenders zip tied for extra security
Nov 17 2014 4:47PM
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[tk]
Posts: 3863 - Karma: 1,906
suspenders are the only way to go
Nov 17 2014 4:48PM
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Miomo
Posts: 4302 - Karma: 14,131
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I'm not quite sure what you're saying here. Could you perhaps draw a picture?
Nov 17 2014 5:04PM
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DowseBigamy
Posts: 113 - Karma: 147
Get pants that fit properly.
Nov 17 2014 5:44PM
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MWG
Posts: 126 - Karma: 2,213
Old Shoelace work wonders
Nov 17 2014 5:51PM
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Bum.Life
Posts: 507 - Karma: 2,608
Have you thought about just buying XL pants?
Nov 17 2014 6:55PM
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Bloom.
Posts: 3533 - Karma: 13,167
Step 1: Hit rail
Step 2: Click out of skis to hike rail
Step 3: Pull pants up
Step 4: Hike to top
Step 5: Click in skis
Step 6: Pull pants down to sag position
Step 7: Repeat
Nov 17 2014 8:04PM
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kingsskier
Posts: 6212 - Karma: 2,101
Pull pants down a little. Put gun in mouth. Pull trigger. Rid the world of your faulty genes. (Insert joke or pun using jeans instead of genes)
Nov 17 2014 8:52PM
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Bucklay
Posts: 167 - Karma: 917
First step: Unbutton Pants

Second Step: Shimmy Pants Down to Ankles

Third Stepp: Step Out of Pants

Fourth Step: Problem Solved

You're Welcome.
Nov 17 2014 9:42PM
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suup
Posts: 1485 - Karma: 4,366
you should join http://www.saggerworld.com best saggin forum out there
Nov 18 2014 1:34AM
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00000000
Posts: 11075 - Karma: 82,508
Buy pants that fit properly and are meant to be a bit baggy.

Like these: http://www.orage.com/belmont

If that really isn't enough, buy some suspenders.
Nov 19 2014 3:58PM
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1337hrvy0sw1d
Posts: 15 - Karma: -2
bib-pants
Nov 24 2014 12:09AM
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Toaster-Tony
Posts: 3531 - Karma: 5,850
go to a boot fitter
Nov 24 2014 12:19AM
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Ski_The802
Posts: 107 - Karma: 484
gnar_whalDon't sag them


Fuck that
Dec 4 2014 5:18PM
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Marcuntus
Posts: 128 - Karma: 252
I would susuggest full tilts
Dec 4 2014 6:20PM
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Backhaus
Posts: 68 - Karma: 89
Never understood this. You look stupid and how do you even move to do shit?
Dec 4 2014 6:58PM
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SteezyEvok
Posts: 290 - Karma: 109
Have you tried rubbing a hotdog between your buttcheeks? I heard that works well
Dec 4 2014 9:04PM
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Ski_The802
Posts: 107 - Karma: 484
BloomOuterwearStep 1: Hit rail
Step 2: Click out of skis to hike rail
Step 3: Pull pants up
Step 4: Hike to top
Step 5: Click in skis
Step 6: Pull pants down to sag position
Step 7: Repeat


haha
Aug 19 2015 2:45PM
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TVRNTVPOOP
Posts: 619 - Karma: 3,583
Ski_The802haha

the last reply to this thread was almost 8 months ago...
Aug 19 2015 11:21PM
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