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Asking a girl out over Facebook

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mhuddy_22
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Hey NS,
Currently I am in Australia for a school exchange and i get back about 2 days before a semi-formal dinner and dance at my school. I really want to ask this girl to it but i don't have time to when I get back home, so i will have to do it through a text. Just wondering if you guys have any advice on what I should say?

Thanks! +K for good answers
Nov 17 2014 4:49AM
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Bateman
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Tell her that you appreciated all the years she was your sister, but you're ready to go the next step with her.
Nov 17 2014 7:15AM
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mhuddy_22
Posts: 313 - Karma: 766
H.ScorpioTell her that you appreciated all the years she was your sister, but you're ready to go the next step with her.


haha +k for making me spit out my milk!
Nov 17 2014 7:23AM
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.Hugo.
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If you absolutely cant do it in person at least make it a phone call, not over fucking facebook
Nov 17 2014 8:03AM
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Filet-O-Fish
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Dick picks on snap, best way to go.
Nov 17 2014 8:33AM
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Lus146
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Give her a phone call m8. I say m8 cause you're in Australia. Watch for them gaters.
Nov 17 2014 8:33AM
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Stadtski
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Lus146Give her a phone call m8. I say m8 cause you're in Australia. Watch for them gaters.


1. they're crocs in australia m8 thats why the crocodile hunter was the crocodile hunter not the gator hunter

2. and its not that hard just be like "hey, I'm getting back a couple days before the semi-formal, want to go together?"
Nov 17 2014 8:48AM
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ModMommy
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For the love of everything good, call her. If you can't do it in person, at least put forth the effort to try and show you want to take her.
DO NOT USE FACEBOOK. I cannot stress that enough, it seems like something a dude would use if he was desperately trying to find a date, because he couldn't get one.
Nov 17 2014 12:40PM
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JAHpow
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.Hugo.If you absolutely cant do it in person at least make it a phone call, not over fucking facebook


This
Nov 17 2014 12:50PM
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howlongcanausern
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nut up and ask her in person. if you don't have the time, make the time. she will see you as confident and it will be a huge confidence boost for you.
Nov 17 2014 12:56PM
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Toaster-Tony
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Don't be a scrub, call her at the very least. Facebook gets you nowhere in life.
Nov 17 2014 5:31PM
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DirtYStylE
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DiabeetoFacebook gets you nowhere in life.


You won the internet
Nov 17 2014 5:36PM
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theabortionator
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It's a dance. Just do it, who cares. Make a list and if she says no keep moving down. Have a stopping point and if you reach that start drinking and keep on going.

It's a dance not a marriage proposal. People blow this shit up in my opinion. If you rock an international call to ask her out that chick out you better at least get your dick sucked out of this.


Good luck.
Nov 17 2014 5:37PM
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RevolverHustleO
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theabortionatorIt's a dance. Just do it, who cares. Make a list and if she says no keep moving down. Have a stopping point and if you reach that start drinking and keep on going.

It's a dance not a marriage proposal. People blow this shit up in my opinion. If you rock an international call to ask her out that chick out you better at least get your dick sucked out of this.


Good luck.

If you really want to go with her, whether she likes it or not, call her.
This new generation can't handle the verbal pressure.
Nov 17 2014 5:45PM
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KJacks
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Kik her dick pics and profit
Nov 17 2014 5:49PM
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Lé.Skiing
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If you both have Skype I would suggest doing it over a video call that way if you can't be there in person then at least it's a little more personal than just a phone call. If you don't have Skype then you can call through facebook so it's a still a voice call and you don't have to worry about your phone bill if you talk to long. If you can't do that then make a phone call. There are plenty of other options rather than through text. Hell if you both have snap chat you can do video chat over that. Message her into going into the message portion and hold the send snap button and hold(should turn blue when you can start to send a live video feed).
Good luck man! Hope it works out for you.
Nov 17 2014 5:53PM
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danncphedran
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Phone her
Nov 17 2014 6:14PM
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SurfaceHoar
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If a girl wants to date you, she won't care at all about your approach. What she cares about is you having the balls to ask.


I have no idea what your relationship is with this girl, but the strategy is typically to be casual, funny, confident, and direct.

something like;

Hey Miley, I'm Having a blast in Australia. Making lots of new friends. I should be back just in time to take you to that school dance. I've been working on my moves, trust me you'll be impressed.


Remember! women like Dick, not pussy. If you act like a pussy, you won't get any. Got to be a big swingin' dick.
Nov 17 2014 6:24PM
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theabortionator
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Invest in spray paint, Paint D A N C E ? ? ? and then her full name and maybe hometown too on the Sydney Opera House. When she sees it on the news she will have no choice but to burst into tears and say yes. She will be waiting for you in the airport crying and ready to dance the night away and then let you do naughty things to her once it ends and the chaperones go home.
Nov 17 2014 6:29PM
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Wampire
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theabortionatorat least get your dick sucked out of this.


Good luck.


actually scratch going to the dance. Just call her and ask for a knob licking
Nov 17 2014 6:30PM
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Huck_Fin
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Don't ask her out over text or facebook. She will think you don't have the balls to ask her out in person. I would just wait.
Nov 17 2014 6:38PM
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Huck_Fin
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Either that or kill all her family members and align their bodies so it says "date". Then take a picture of them and send it to her.
Nov 17 2014 6:40PM
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no_steeze
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One time in 7th grade I set my profile on AIM to "(girl's name) will you go out with me?" and then signed off. Totally worked, we dated for a week.

OP the internet can make your dreams come through...but only for about a week
Nov 17 2014 6:45PM
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NSwidow
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Maybe something like:
"Geeze you're a fucking legend and i'd really like it if you'd be me sheila, i'd buy ya goon and we could root in the arvo. I'm a true blue bogan and i'd take ya piggin' and treat ya real good. whadda ya say?"
She would HAVE to say yes.
Nov 17 2014 6:57PM
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mhuddy_22
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It's a boarding school and she doesn't have a phone that I can reach her on to call. So i have to do it over Facebook or text... I don't want to ask her over that, Id rather call, but I just can't. I get back the day on the semi so i can't do it in person either...
Nov 17 2014 7:34PM
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.Hugo.
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michaelhuddyskiIt's a boarding school and she doesn't have a phone that I can reach her on to call. So i have to do it over Facebook or text... I don't want to ask her over that, Id rather call, but I just can't. I get back the day on the semi so i can't do it in person either...


Uhh if she doesnt have a phone how in the hell do you expect to text her? I think youre just being a pussy and making up excuses
Nov 17 2014 7:39PM
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Lé.Skiing
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Lé.SkiingIf you don't have Skype then you can call through facebook so it's a still a voice call


michaelhuddyskiIt's a boarding school and she doesn't have a phone that I can reach her on to call. So i have to do it over Facebook or text... I don't want to ask her over that, Id rather call, but I just can't. I get back the day on the semi so i can't do it in person either...


You can make a phone call over facebook... so as long as she has a laptop within this decade it should at least have a mic on it. There, phone call problem solved.
Nov 17 2014 7:40PM
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skiersupreme
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Skype that bitch
Nov 17 2014 7:47PM
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mhuddy_22
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.Hugo.Uhh if she doesnt have a phone how in the hell do you expect to text her? I think youre just being a pussy and making up excuses


She's from Germany so she doesn't have a canadian sim card, but I can text her over the internet through iMessage and Facebook. Im gonna Skype her.
Nov 17 2014 8:07PM
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mhuddy_22
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Lé.SkiingYou can make a phone call over facebook... so as long as she has a laptop within this decade it should at least have a mic on it. There, phone call problem solved.


k thanks, i will call her over Facebook.
Nov 17 2014 8:08PM
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000000000000
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Ask a girl from Australia, and bring her to your formal
Nov 17 2014 8:17PM
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ched_der
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slay her
Nov 17 2014 9:02PM
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elkoning
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Call her and tell her the reason why you cant do it in person dont text her our facebook it
Nov 17 2014 10:21PM
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spliff.Life
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snapchat the message letter by letter via magazine cut outs
after the dick pics of coarse
Nov 18 2014 1:18AM
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youngdtay
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A girl from my highschool asked me out over facebook once. I've been with her for just over 2 years now. It's 2014, we do goddamn everything else on our computers/phones/etc... Do whatever the fuck works.
Nov 18 2014 1:23AM
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YoungDaysMedia
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poke her
Nov 18 2014 3:37AM
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