ARfiveI love it man, thanks a lot and +K! I like the first idea the best, but they're all great. If you have any others I'd love to hear them. I want the scene itself to be super short (less than a minute) so if you have any dialogue that you think could go with the ideas that would be awesome. Thanks again!
Since we have no idea how the Mayans actually talked, they shouldn't talk at all. I'm imagining a boss walking into a cube farm and making an announcement to four employees, three Mayans and one regular guy. The Mayans are wearing "typical" Mayan clothing while the other schmo is in business casual. When the boss breaks the news, the Mayans get all stoked and high five and the schmo throws his hands up in defeat. You could have him complain to the boss for a little bit while the Mayans celebrate, looking at pictures of loved ones and using google maps to scope out the pyramids.
Cut to some clever titles, then the closing shot is the Mayans and the schmo outside, the Mayans are totally at home in the woods/outdoors whatever and the schmo is wearing some stupid tacky REI safari gear, sweating and cursing and struggling.