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Passing Time on the Lift

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balzach
Posts: 241 - Karma: 2,616
With the season coming in a month i want to know what everyone does for the 5-15 minute lift rides we all have to endure. Whether it be talk with the homies to check newschoolers let me know.
Nov 2 2014 4:23PM
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bighomieflock
Posts: 2040 - Karma: 2,445
Get blowjowbs
Nov 2 2014 4:24PM
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L0gic
Posts: 576 - Karma: 2,290
see how long it takes to pop my skis off by banging them together
Nov 2 2014 4:25PM
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gnar_whal
Posts: 1286 - Karma: 3,787
masturbate
Nov 2 2014 4:29PM
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yangumane
Posts: 1816 - Karma: 3,346
smoke a bowl or two, kick back, listen to music, talk to my homies/ random people
Nov 2 2014 4:34PM
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brett_f-Fan-Club
Posts: 53 - Karma: 316
Pick my nose.
Nov 2 2014 4:34PM
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skier58284
Posts: 1705 - Karma: 5,365
Watch people ski.
Nov 2 2014 5:05PM
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frickindarn
Posts: 2545 - Karma: 11,374
Give blowjobs.
Nov 2 2014 5:40PM
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soulskier
Posts: 17805 - Karma: 3,821
Shoot the shit with whoever and try to hit my skis together just right to drop bombs on the people beneath
Nov 2 2014 5:43PM
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.lencon
Posts: 6753 - Karma: 17,178
I bring stuff up on the lift then throw stuff at the people skiing below me...so fun:)
Nov 2 2014 5:55PM
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balzach
Posts: 241 - Karma: 2,616
bighomieflockGet blowjowbs


wolfbackpackGive blowjobs.


coincidence or nah?
Nov 2 2014 6:40PM
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im_Mongo
Posts: 109 - Karma: 177
shotgun beers and other such neanderthal activities
Nov 2 2014 7:11PM
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_Astro_
Posts: 130 - Karma: 1,015
Well seeing how I live in the Midwest, my lift time is about 1-2ish minute sooo I don't really have time to do anything else but change the song I'm listening to if I want to and maybe send a text.
Nov 2 2014 7:15PM
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brend
Posts: 779 - Karma: 3,608
Talk to your friends on the lift.
Nov 2 2014 7:21PM
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rememberscott
Posts: 1291 - Karma: 5,199
pick my nose

spit forward onto friends skis

throw snowballs

jump from lift causing it to derail killing everyone else that's on the lift
Nov 2 2014 7:28PM
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413Crew
Posts: 1636 - Karma: 5,612
gnar_whalmasturbate


shit i was gonna say that
Nov 2 2014 7:37PM
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BumpzNtrees
Posts: 354 - Karma: 1,037
Smoke
Nov 2 2014 8:08PM
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SKIU4EA
Posts: 2387 - Karma: 2,072
make 5 NS threads back to back
Nov 2 2014 8:12PM
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veng_m
Posts: 1267 - Karma: 2,720
see how long it takes for an angry middle-aged Russian woman to knock my skis off with the bar
Nov 2 2014 8:27PM
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.Steezy-McGee.
Posts: 369 - Karma: 2,620
sit there
Nov 2 2014 8:42PM
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Peter.
Posts: 23796 - Karma: 13,012
bighomieflockGet blowjowbs


wolfbackpackGive blowjobs.


seems like you two need to ski together sometime
Nov 2 2014 8:46PM
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madeinamerica
Posts: 30 - Karma: 277
One time, this girl I was skiing with asked me to homecoming on the chairlift and I said no so that was an awkward 15 minutes...
Nov 2 2014 8:50PM
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JTCasper540_MN
Posts: 742 - Karma: 3,698
madeinamericaOne time, this girl I was skiing with asked me to homecoming on the chairlift and I said no so that was an awkward 15 minutes...


douche bag
Nov 2 2014 8:52PM
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veng_m
Posts: 1267 - Karma: 2,720
madeinamericaOne time, this girl I was skiing with asked me to homecoming on the chairlift and I said no so that was an awkward 15 minutes...


what made you say no?
Nov 2 2014 8:58PM
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MeenaSmalls
Posts: 888 - Karma: 1,776
madeinamericaOne time, this girl I was skiing with asked me to homecoming on the chairlift and I said no so that was an awkward 15 minutes...


good story telling
Nov 2 2014 9:04PM
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uyghur
Posts: 993 - Karma: 2,028
veng_mwhat made you say no?


You can't say yes to something that didn't happen
Nov 2 2014 9:09PM
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JGWI
Posts: 2842 - Karma: 7,812
Sleep
Nov 2 2014 9:11PM
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CartCal
Posts: 220 - Karma: 724
listen to music, talk, check social media, and of course playing the harmonica
Nov 2 2014 9:37PM
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Shredsterr
Posts: 2090 - Karma: 6,930
I have a flute I keep in my anus that I get out and play on the lift.
Nov 2 2014 9:44PM
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Al.Capone
Posts: 661 - Karma: 2,779
Pass spliffs to pass the time
Nov 2 2014 9:46PM
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losh
Posts: 1126 - Karma: 4,691
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i do the same thing, and get some pretty weird reactions. it makes it more fun
Nov 2 2014 9:51PM
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Dragonslayer101
Posts: 283 - Karma: 857
Hit on 15 year olds (not on purpose of course) and lecture the kiddos on our lord and savior satan
Nov 2 2014 10:23PM
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TACO-DOG.exe
Posts: 11986 - Karma: 12,239
yell random girl names at girls. most of the time it's not their name but if it is, one of us will try to pass it off as if we went to high school with her.
Nov 2 2014 10:30PM
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gaper-raper
Posts: 598 - Karma: 2,602
if im on the chair with the crew and theres one random on the chair sometimes will pretend to speak like chinese or some jibber japper the whole way. Once we get to the top we just say" enjoy your day" gets some funny reactions
Nov 2 2014 10:30PM
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Zurg
Posts: 1486 - Karma: 4,700
Play would you rather, marry murder make out, or eating saltines crackers that we steal from the lodges.
Nov 2 2014 10:35PM
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madeinamerica
Posts: 30 - Karma: 277
veng_mwhat made you say no?


She plays on our high school football team. She's the provide for the family type of woman...
Nov 2 2014 10:37PM
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maxknudson
Posts: 538 - Karma: 316
HP123pick my nose

spit forward onto friends skis

throw snowballs

jump from lift causing it to derail killing everyone else that's on the lift


one of these is not like the others
Nov 2 2014 11:06PM
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B3n
Posts: 49 - Karma: 226
Make snowballs while waiting for lift.
Snipe Gapers in their gaper gap
Nov 2 2014 11:07PM
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Cnoel7
Posts: 77 - Karma: 179
I usually zone out really bad, especially if its cold pretend to ski uphill, its pretty tight, before you know it you're at the top, I'm way sicker going uphill tho
Nov 2 2014 11:10PM
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shin-bang
Posts: 4100 - Karma: 6,992
B3nMake snowballs while waiting for lift.
Snipe Gapers in their gaper gap


lol i do the same thing except when i do i yell a variety of things... "SNIPER" , or "HEADSHOT!" or my favorite "FRAG OUT" lol
Nov 2 2014 11:18PM
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WU-sconsin
Posts: 565 - Karma: 1,301
Smoke a bowl, vibe to music and talk with the homies fersher
Nov 2 2014 11:24PM
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Paul.
Posts: 1558 - Karma: 10,552
chairlift naps
Nov 2 2014 11:33PM
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suup
Posts: 1485 - Karma: 4,366
gaper-raperif im on the chair with the crew and theres one random on the chair sometimes will pretend to speak like chinese or some jibber japper the whole way. Once we get to the top we just say" enjoy your day" gets some funny reactions

This is especially effective on a gondola
Nov 2 2014 11:35PM
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.FRY.
Posts: 5620 - Karma: 22,852
Stick icicles up my butt
Nov 2 2014 11:38PM
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ItsTubbyTime
Posts: 58 - Karma: 156
snipe the person's name in front of me from on their lift ticket/pass. Then halfway up proceed to have a conversation with them by using their name like you've known them for years. People are dumbfounded by the fact that you know their name.


Also i convince people that the crocodile hunter was my uncle, so many people have fallen for that one.


ride the chairlift with the couple in front of you and start hitting on the girl, thats always an adventure
Nov 3 2014 1:01AM
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Joogmeister
Posts: 28 - Karma: 58
pulls of fireball are always fun.
Nov 3 2014 1:31AM
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moosejibber
Posts: 16 - Karma: 257
Sing songs by ASAP as loud as you can so that the whole mountain can hear, and then scream "Watch out for that tree!!!" whenever anyone skis underneath your chair.
Nov 3 2014 1:34AM
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MEOWZERS
Posts: 734 - Karma: 391
ItsTubbyTimeAlso i convince people that the crocodile hunter was my uncle, so many people have fallen for that one.



I loled
Nov 3 2014 2:11AM
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S.J.W
Posts: 7609 - Karma: 31,182
Usually just check out instagram, have a cigarette and grab my skis and think I'm doing a grab for ages.
Nov 3 2014 3:00AM
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olyn
Posts: 61 - Karma: 15
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Not just tourist but yesss.
Nov 3 2014 5:04AM
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