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Creative/Offensive halloween costume ideas

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Spicy.Cat
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I need the terrible, terrible minds of NS to help me think of a halloween costume. Tell me what you got
Oct 20 2014 2:52PM
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SFB
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Oct 20 2014 2:57PM
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Spicy.Cat
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Tony stewart or ray rice might happen
Oct 20 2014 3:04PM
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Phil-X-
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Im going to be wearing something like this as a CDC - EBOLA first responder



any ideas how to make it funnier or anything? might just pour blood down the front or something
Oct 20 2014 3:49PM
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yelsel
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Oct 20 2014 4:03PM
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Brocka_Flocka
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Get a group of no less than 10 people, wear black dress pants, white collard shirts, black ties and bicycle helmets
Oct 20 2014 5:06PM
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987321654hgfd
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5 or so years ago I was a back alley abortionist. Wore an apron with some blood on it and carried around a metal clothes hanger.
Oct 20 2014 5:08PM
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JAHpow
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Isis fighter, friend in a orange shirt

Prepare to get beaten, probably to death
Oct 20 2014 5:16PM
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Caucasian_Asian
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Brocka_FlockaGet a group of no less than 10 people, wear black dress pants, white collard shirts, black ties and bicycle helmets


Mormons?
Oct 20 2014 6:43PM
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HuckNorris44
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Brocka_FlockaGet a group of no less than 10 people, wear black dress pants, white collard shirts, black ties and bicycle helmets


I have seen this done every single year for the last 10 years. Could dress up as Warren Jeffs and carry around a My Size Barbie Doll.
Oct 20 2014 10:40PM
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IKEA
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If you really want to be offensive you should were this awesome ghost suit



inb4 banned again for this picture in halloween thread
Oct 20 2014 10:56PM
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Abu_Hajaar
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Isis costume and carry around a severed head
Oct 20 2014 11:02PM
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lurking
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Three equally offensive options

Michael Brown, must carry a sign saying "Don't Shoot"

Donald Sterling, must only say racial slurs all night

Adrian Peterson, must carry a switch
Oct 20 2014 11:16PM
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IKEA
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BearGrillsIf you really want to be offensive you should were this awesome ghost suit



inb4 banned again for this picture in halloween thread


wear*
Oct 21 2014 10:01AM
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RubberSoul
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sorry to be this guy but GET ORIGINAL jesus christ. hurrr isis and ebola, im funny right? you guys get it? that thing that happened this year?
Oct 21 2014 12:14PM
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Static
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People get pretty worked up over blackface. I went as a black cop last year, not even anything derogatory, and had a drink thrown at me. Fortunately it missed, unfortunately it hit the bar tender who got mad and stopped serving me.
Oct 21 2014 12:59PM
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GayWolf420
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RubberSoulsorry to be this guy but GET ORIGINAL jesus christ. hurrr isis and ebola, im funny right? you guys get it? that thing that happened this year?


what is this fascination with "Jihad John"? I thought America was deeply disturbed by those beheading videos.
Oct 21 2014 1:01PM
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J.D.
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That ray rice one is pretty terrible. As "offensive yet topical" costumes go, I still remember when Corey Lidle (Yankees pitcher) flew his personal plane into a building in NYC by accident a little while after 9/11, and it was around when the movie "The Aviator" came out. Some dude went as the Aviator from the movie, but wearing a Lidle jersey. That was pretty tough to top.
Oct 21 2014 1:33PM
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RubberSoul
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DeebieSkeebieswhat is this fascination with "Jihad John"? I thought America was deeply disturbed by those beheading videos.


it's cause people are so edgy man! take that middle america
Oct 21 2014 1:45PM
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Turd.Ferguson
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speak for yourself i find them funny
Oct 21 2014 6:48PM
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ilLiam
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strap a potato over your crotch and go as a dictator
Oct 21 2014 7:08PM
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SkierPT
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wear a sock
Oct 21 2014 7:41PM
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AlexFogo85
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Bump. Any other ideas? I'm in college and looking for a good costume this year
Oct 21 2014 8:44PM
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E__
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yelsel


"Beat" me to it.
Oct 21 2014 8:48PM
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.frenchy
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Spicy.CatTony stewart or ray rice might happen


Tony Stewart didn't do anything wrong, so shut up.


And I'd beat the shit out of those fuckheads in the twin tower costumes if I saw them in real life.
Oct 21 2014 8:49PM
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Culture+
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you could be travon martin
Oct 21 2014 8:49PM
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Peach.
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Oct 21 2014 9:20PM
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Ejollo
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I mean if you really wanted to go all out...
Oct 22 2014 12:44AM
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Scaredwhiteboy
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Get a bag of crab legs and a Jameis Winston jersey. Scream "fuck her right in the pussy" at random intervals.
Oct 22 2014 12:50AM
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