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Ski Bunny Mottos

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TheMajesticLife
Posts: 940 - Karma: 495
"If she skis, shes for me"
"If she shreds, I'll wed"

Your turn NS...
Oct 17 2014 9:12PM
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CheddarJack
Posts: 5203 - Karma: 7,380
If she's a skier, then I'm a pee-er




In her butt.
Oct 17 2014 9:13PM
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McFellon
Posts: 1841 - Karma: 2,005
If she skis pow, I'll plow
Oct 17 2014 9:16PM
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JAHBRADOR
Posts: 3002 - Karma: 16,941
I would rather shred with homies than some chick that hot but sucks at skiing.

















#NOHOMO
Oct 17 2014 9:36PM
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rballs_
Posts: 709 - Karma: 2,992
If she'll huck, I'll fuck.
Oct 17 2014 10:06PM
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-RDG-
Posts: 376 - Karma: 140
If she rides twintips I'll butter her windlips ;)
Oct 18 2014 2:19AM
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S.J.W
Posts: 7609 - Karma: 31,182
If she freeskis, I'll get down on my knee.
Oct 18 2014 3:36AM
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johnnyBuz
Posts: 1438 - Karma: 1,270
If she smokes she pokes

No means yes. Yes means anal
Oct 18 2014 4:35AM
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Static
Posts: 8491 - Karma: 4,063
I like my women like i like my ski boots, rear entry
Oct 18 2014 7:21AM
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Basil91
Posts: 123 - Karma: 593
I like my girls how my dad likes his skis, tall, thin and 15 years old.
Oct 18 2014 7:52AM
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Heart
Posts: 6156 - Karma: 3,462
If she slides, I'll ride.
Oct 18 2014 11:27AM
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Alexhiglo
Posts: 260 - Karma: 1,083
inb4 pink names freak out
Oct 18 2014 12:23PM
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Bum.Life
Posts: 507 - Karma: 2,608
If she skis fast, I'll skeet in her ass
Oct 18 2014 12:29PM
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cool_name
Posts: 4295 - Karma: 3,131
if shes better than me, ill give her the d

if she worse than me, i will still give her the d
Oct 18 2014 3:08PM
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ben.barbour
Posts: 20 - Karma: 50
if she can do front twos i'd put it where she poos
Oct 18 2014 3:42PM
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BmashedMedia
Posts: 28 - Karma: 161
If she is good at skiing in the park, then I will have sexual intercourse with her.
Oct 18 2014 9:38PM
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B.Ryan
Posts: 322 - Karma: 1,142
If she backflips, I'll backdip ;)
Oct 18 2014 10:24PM
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dropinoutofschol
Posts: 265 - Karma: 905
If she skis with sticks, I'll be happy to lick her tits

If she likes to ride the ski lift, I will let her work my stick shift

If she likes to do big turns, I will gladly shave my fern

If she likes to hit a box, I will likely call her a fox

If she is able to ski on ice, I will find her storage device

For the pink names out there

If he likes to hit jumps, I will show him my humps

If he likes to ski trees, I will get on my knees

If he is a pro, I will act like a hoe

If he has a skier flow, I will probably give him a blow
Oct 18 2014 10:38PM
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KillaSeason
Posts: 3495 - Karma: 1,773
If shes on NS, shes most likely an over sensitive feminist
Oct 18 2014 11:09PM
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Vitiligo
Posts: 535 - Karma: 1,126
If she drops cliffs I'll stick her with my stiff.
Oct 19 2014 3:23PM
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Slush
Posts: 1905 - Karma: 12,901
KillaSeasonIf shes on NS, shes most likely an over sensitive feminist


Shots fired
Oct 19 2014 10:19PM
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Rachy
Posts: 4355 - Karma: 2,761
If you look like Jon Olsson, I'll be wet like an ocean.
Oct 19 2014 10:53PM
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Wampire
Posts: 1217 - Karma: 4,684
if she jumps- ill bump

if she's better than me- ill pee all over her fucking mouth and face cos men are superior and I have a deep issue with women being better than me because when I was a child my father told me that females have a special role in life and if they ventured out of their "box" and did my job better than me than he would disown me. My father beat me and disowned me.
Oct 19 2014 11:54PM
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Craigskis
Posts: 6648 - Karma: 1,636
I'm a hoe if she's a Pro.
Oct 20 2014 12:20AM
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louie.mirags
Posts: 6015 - Karma: 5,028
If fresh POW gets her wet, how much better could it get?
Oct 20 2014 10:34AM
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Bum.Life
Posts: 507 - Karma: 2,608
Wampireif she jumps- ill bump

if she's better than me- ill pee all over her fucking mouth and face cos men are superior and I have a deep issue with women being better than me because when I was a child my father told me that females have a special role in life and if they ventured out of their "box" and did my job better than me than he would disown me. My father beat me and disowned me.


Shit getting real on NS
Oct 20 2014 12:45PM
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Sir_Huckington
Posts: 30 - Karma: 62
Wampireif she jumps- ill bump

if she's better than me- ill pee all over her fucking mouth and face cos men are superior and I have a deep issue with women being better than me because when I was a child my father told me that females have a special role in life and if they ventured out of their "box" and did my job better than me than he would disown me. My father beat me and disowned me.


I'm sure you can find people to help you get over that.
Oct 20 2014 12:48PM
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