So I came with this idea to have a thread where everyone basically writes about everyday normal stuff that can be hypersexualized. Whether it's sexual innuendos, wordplay, or puns. It can be as simple as spreading peanut butter on toast.
e.g.
You grab the moist bread, slide it into the toaster smoothly and gently press the hammer down to finish it off. After the moist bread has finished toasting, you spread peanut butter all over the backside of the toast, and slip it into your mouth just for a taste.
Sliding your fingers down the pool cue as you get ready for your shot.
You can really have fun with it. It can make the most mundane activity seem slightly interesting.
Try keeping it in the realm of objectophilia.
(For those that don't know. objectophilia: Term used to describe falling in love with, or finding sexuality in any inanimate object.)
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