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What's your date of conception?

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davidh
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I was talking with some people the other day (we were a bit tipsy, which will explain some things to come) and we came across a topic I've managed to avoid in the past. Yes, your date of conception *dun dun dun*. I've never, ever thought about that before because it brings such horrifying thoughts into my mind, but being drunk eased the pain. Nine months before October 8th is...Valentines day! Gross!

that explains, however, why so many people have birthdays near mine. Valentines day.

Now I want you to think about it. Subtract nine months from your birthday, and think about the major events near that time. Parents birthdays, holidays, new years and valentines day especially, Christmas, etc. Post it here, then go throw up!
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Dec 23 2004 9:02AM
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Lateralis
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mostly everyone thats born in september was concieved on new years by drunken parents who thought it'd be alright to not use protection hahahhaha but me i was concieved in june



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Dec 23 2004 9:06AM
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davidh
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were you a 'one last fuck before we go our seperate ways to college' baby?
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Oh... I thought you meant real anti-freeze, I was like 'Jesus man, you must be a drinking god to still be alive.' -skierman

'You're not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on.'

'I don't like people who take drugs... Customs men for example.'
Dec 23 2004 9:07AM
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Lateralis
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no,my parents didnt go to college, my dad has a grade 9 education and my mom is a stupid slut



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Dec 23 2004 9:10AM
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WIfreeskier
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well, born in June, so... Made in September... hmmmm...
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Dec 23 2004 9:56AM
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Lateralis
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^^ labour day weekend! they werent working so they had sex and had you!



'dont jizzz in a hot tub youll have sperm the size of salmon in a week.'

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Dec 23 2004 9:57AM
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december
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i was born 9 months after my parents got married.
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Dec 23 2004 9:57AM
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davidh
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haha, lateralis is going straight to the signature. nice.
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Oh... I thought you meant real anti-freeze, I was like 'Jesus man, you must be a drinking god to still be alive.' -skierman

'You're not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on.'

'I don't like people who take drugs... Customs men for example.'
Dec 23 2004 10:02AM
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WIfreeskier
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shit lat, you're right! that's hilarious
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don't take me for a joke, i'm no comedian. too many mental problems got me snortin' coke and smokin' weed again.
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no doubt, sit back on the couch, pants down, rubber on, set to turn that ass out. Laid the bitch out, then i put it in her mouth, pulled out, nutted on a towel, then passed out.
Dec 23 2004 10:07AM
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lineskier10
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haha oh man according to the 9 month thing february 12th, so 4 days after valentines day
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Dec 23 2004 10:11AM
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davidh
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haha, you're a valentines day baby! it's obviously not exactly 9 months, but some day around it. Nice.
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no,my parents didnt go to college, my dad has a grade 9 education and my mom is a stupid slut -lateralis



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Dec 23 2004 10:12AM
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Jooky
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HAHAHA, Lat, you're the best, in a non-gay, experimental with boundaries, not sure....but curious, sort of way.
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Dec 23 2004 11:00AM
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ScratchCobra66
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July 19th 1987





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Dec 23 2004 11:03AM
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Jooky
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By the way, ScratchCobra...its YOU'RE not YOUR. But its a good quote anyways.
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Dec 23 2004 11:16AM
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ScratchCobra66
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^ Thanks, ill change it.





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Dec 23 2004 11:17AM
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zorbazdeer
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last year in history class, we would all just figure out our dates of conception the whole class period, it was pretty fun.
Dec 23 2004 11:17AM
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KingShit
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I was born on September 2nd, so I guess my parents had a good new years...

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Dec 23 2004 11:47AM
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fulltiltrocker
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Uh i guess i was an Independance Day baby!

My Brother is like exactly 9 months from Christmas.

Wierd times to have sex eh.


let that sink in for a minute
Dec 23 2004 11:52AM
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Apple
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i was conived in september as well. But its not because of any holiday... my parents had been trying to concive for 13 years befor i was concived. I would have had an older bro, but that didnt work for my mom so much. I was also going to have a twin, but i aparently ate him.
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Dec 23 2004 12:29PM
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hucker22
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i was born january 21 so 9 months before that was april 21 aka day after 420
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Dec 23 2004 12:51PM
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Bob_Loblaw
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dec. 11. nothin. but dude, you ate him???
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Dec 23 2004 12:59PM
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Shaggy
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Born on July 7th, so...I guess that would put it right around Remembrance day...Creepy way to remember our war veterans....

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Dec 23 2004 12:59PM
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FLGators0621
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born on june 21. fist day of summer and the day with the longest amount of sunlight



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Dec 23 2004 1:01PM
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Newskoolkavana
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around march 18, st patricks day is the 17th.... wierd



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Dec 23 2004 1:03PM
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fulltiltrocker
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You ate him? How does that work someone please explain.

let that sink in for a minute
Dec 23 2004 1:47PM
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ATLANTASKI
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march 21 i think

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Dec 23 2004 1:50PM
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bibs_skibum
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lets see...born on march 20th...
i cant think of anything for that
Dec 23 2004 1:52PM
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Jaskittin
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august, but i was late, so either late july or early august























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Dec 23 2004 1:53PM
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strode
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september 18th, so i must be a christmas baby. too bad my biological dad isn't the guy my mom was married to at the time.



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Dec 23 2004 1:57PM
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Shaggy
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ooo scandalous

'my cum went in my open mouth, and long story short, i feel really bad for crack whores.'

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Dec 23 2004 2:02PM
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lanks
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mine would be around march 15th. march break i suppose? i dunno.

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Dec 23 2004 2:04PM
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bibs_skibum
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concieved on june 20th ish...what would that be?
Dec 23 2004 2:31PM
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Apple
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the first ultrasound there were 2 developing embyros, then one month later at the next ultrasound I was the only one left. Since you cant have a partial abortion, there is only one explination. I ate my brother, at least thats how my parents described it as i was growing up. what actually happened, and aparently happens commonly is that he stoped developing and i absorbed him.
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--->CCR*

'I hope you get hit by a neon'

'just make sure all the Jewish kids have rides'

'naahhmahhnahhhahhh ... i mean ... the weekend of monday'
Dec 23 2004 2:34PM
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bibs_skibum
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BAAAA you ate your brother
Dec 23 2004 2:51PM
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Newskoolkavana
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so you basically have the strength, wisdom, and power of two people in one persons body??!?



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Dec 23 2004 2:51PM
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plorr
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born dec. 6... so early march... nothin
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Dec 23 2004 2:55PM
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Apple
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Newskoolkavana, they dont call me 'crazy' Thom for nothing you know...
-Thom Savery

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'I hope you get hit by a neon'

'just make sure all the Jewish kids have rides'

'naahhmahhnahhhahhh ... i mean ... the weekend of monday'
Dec 23 2004 2:57PM
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Shaggy
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Apple, you must be some sort of shapeshifting Jedi overlord

'my cum went in my open mouth, and long story short, i feel really bad for crack whores.'

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Dec 23 2004 2:58PM
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*i<3snow*
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feb 25, but i think i was born a week early... so it was actually prolly the first week in march. this is a nasty topic.






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Dec 23 2004 3:02PM
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manus
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lets see, my birthday, Nov 8 (and according to doctors a week early), 9 months prior (give or take), feb 14, valentines day and also happens to be my mothers birthday (I was a birthday present).

My brother, July 7th, also born a bit early, 9 months prior is September, my parents aniversay is Sept 23, so we're pretty sure he was an aniversary present.

Kinda freaky to think about it.

Whats funny is how many people in New England a little older than me are all blizzard babies. People couldn't leave their houses, so a lot ended up concieving during the blizzard.


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Dec 23 2004 3:07PM
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lanks
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haha yeah that happens alot. same thing happens during major power outages and such.

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Dec 23 2004 3:47PM
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lanks
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and thom, what if the other embryo was a girl? ever think about that one?

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lanky steeze
Dec 23 2004 3:50PM
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switchskier88
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yah may 30 is my bday so i think ive got the labor day conception date or about that
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Dec 23 2004 4:21PM
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St.Steezy
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born on Sept. 8. It must have been a pretty wild newyears




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Dec 23 2004 4:59PM
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clrumivier4life
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Mine would be right on the Fourth of July...


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Dec 23 2004 5:04PM
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Yougotserved
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I was born on the October 7th, but i was one month premature! There was no way in hell they were keeping me in there for one more month!!
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Dec 23 2004 5:13PM
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yellav
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my birthdays december 1st my dads birthday is march first figure it out


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Dec 23 2004 5:14PM
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hendrik.
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hmm...may....august? what the hell happens in august?
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Dec 23 2004 5:16PM
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SchweitzerSki
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^really hot sweaty sex. I was conceived in october. to early to be halloween so idk what the fricking occasion was. oh wait. their anniversary is october 3 and I was born july 5. OH GOD!!!
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Dec 23 2004 5:25PM
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1260ProRider
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Well, my birthday is July 17....that would put my date of conception around October something. My older brother's birthday is October 7th, so maybe it was some 'let's be glad that our first child is smart enough to still be alive at 2' sex. My older bro was a little hellian when he was young....just a guess. Anyways, ew.
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alisly
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mine would be right around labor day...hmmm little end of summer celebration
Dec 23 2004 11:40PM
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