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10 things you need to know to become a skibum.

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Seb270
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Hey guys,

So the deal is I'm writing for a Danish ski blog, and I've been thinking about making a list of of 10 things you definitely need to know before you travel away for the season. I have some ideas myself, and I would consider myself a rookie skibum, but i would really like some input from some of you guys who have been on several season around the world.

I thinking funny lines like this one from Teton Gravity: You’ll eventually fuck yourself up pretty good. No matter how cautious you are, it’s not a matter of if you get hurt, but when. Also, Mommy’s not there to take care of you. In fact, Mommy is probably pissed off that you threw your life away and became a ski bum.


But just shoot away guys, It'll be awesome with some more views on the subject.

Thanks in advance.


Ps: I saw a video in here probably a month ago where a Swedish guy talks about his skibum life. I can't seem to find it anywhere, any of you guys have the link?
Oct 1 2014 5:42AM
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LC.
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Half the fun is working things out for yourself. There aren't 10 things you need to know, just 2:

1. Move to the mountains
2. Go skiing
Oct 1 2014 5:52AM
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EMH
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Get some ideas from the other guys who have written "10 things you need to know to become a skibum." Here for example: http://www.tetonat.com/2010/08/06/10-things-you-need-to-know-to-become-a-ski-bum/. BOOM. Identical headline.







It has been done, again and again and again and again and again.
Oct 1 2014 7:51AM
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Bum.Life
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1. Don't be afraid to eat hot dogs for every meal
Oct 1 2014 12:00PM
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NigelStein
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The cheapest, shittiest beer still works.
Oct 1 2014 1:03PM
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270on420out
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Know where to park your car if you live in it
Oct 1 2014 1:14PM
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IBAM
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Seb270Ps: I saw a video in here probably a month ago where a Swedish guy talks about his skibum life. I can't seem to find it anywhere, any of you guys have the link?


That guy's name was Felkan, and he was at Snowcamp in Sweden, but I can't seem to find the video.
Oct 1 2014 1:29PM
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SwedishSteezeJDH
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Piss bottle for travel
Oct 1 2014 1:49PM
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Gustenhoff
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link to the blog please =)
Oct 1 2014 2:48PM
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SFBv420.0
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fuck the dumb shit
instotwittygraming, blogging, gabbering about skiing, whiping your ass w/ the yellow pages, or thinking living in squalor eating top ramen is core.

JUST GO SKI

and the more marketable life skills you possess the less you need to bum.
Oct 1 2014 3:06PM
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JahLiam
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worst case scenario sell your body in exchange for lift tickets
Oct 1 2014 3:13PM
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Mr.Bishop
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Bum.Life1. Don't be afraid to eat hot dogs for every meal


Rice and Pasta are way cheaper. HOtdogs for protien, but bulk out with rice and pasta.

Also, sleeping in your car with no heat is cold as FUCK. Do not underestimate how cold it is, and how hard it is to dry your gear.
Oct 1 2014 3:52PM
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Mr_Mistur
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You have to have a subaru.
Oct 1 2014 3:55PM
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heFF
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curtains for privacy
Oct 1 2014 4:23PM
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Stose
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Mr.BishopRice and Pasta are way cheaper. HOtdogs for protien, but bulk out with rice and pasta.

Also, sleeping in your car with no heat is cold as FUCK. Do not underestimate how cold it is, and how hard it is to dry your gear.


rice and pasta will make you more hungry sooner, but are cheaper so its a balance. peanut butter is always good and underestimated.
Oct 1 2014 4:30PM
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Mr.Bishop
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heFFcurtains for privacy


Bigtime. So nice to actually be able to close off from the world.
Oct 1 2014 4:37PM
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3mania
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The referenced post has been removed.


1. I became a ski bum long ago
2. Never had a real job
3.Not broke, but not rich
4. I have 3 pairs of skis, park, all mountain, and FAT pow boards. And I never wear the same ski clothes 2days in a row.
5. Got insurance
6. I eat plenty
7. I live 2 minutes from the mountain surrounded by million dollar homes.
8. I only use Paul Mitchell products
9. I have a sweet leather couch that is perfect for bitches to park there asses on
10. I'm a fucking ski bum.
I'm writing this right now after Cat skiing all day down at Baguales in Argentina . You can get back to your cubicle now.
Oct 1 2014 7:20PM
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skiinghorse
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3mania1. I became a ski bum long ago
2. Never had a real job
3.Not broke, but not rich
4. I have 3 pairs of skis, park, all mountain, and FAT pow boards. And I never wear the same ski clothes 2days in a row.
5. Got insurance
6. I eat plenty
7. I live 2 minutes from the mountain surrounded by million dollar homes.
8. I only use Paul Mitchell products
9. I have a sweet leather couch that is perfect for bitches to park there asses on
10. I'm a fucking ski bum.
I'm writing this right now after Cat skiing all day down at Baguales in Argentina . You can get back to your cubicle now.


just wondering do you own a house or have a condo or something? i am wondering where this leather couch is that u park girls asses on?
Oct 1 2014 7:23PM
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JGWI
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3mania1. I became a ski bum long ago
2. Never had a real job
3.Not broke, but not rich
4. I have 3 pairs of skis, park, all mountain, and FAT pow boards. And I never wear the same ski clothes 2days in a row.
5. Got insurance
6. I eat plenty
7. I live 2 minutes from the mountain surrounded by million dollar homes.
8. I only use Paul Mitchell products
9. I have a sweet leather couch that is perfect for bitches to park there asses on
10. I'm a fucking ski bum.
I'm writing this right now after Cat skiing all day down at Baguales in Argentina . You can get back to your cubicle now.


I laughed my ass off at his post, but yours made my day.
Oct 1 2014 7:24PM
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qc_riders
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1. RAIL jump are a jump to got into the RAIL and not to do a 180 or jump 1 feet high
Oct 1 2014 7:35PM
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SFBv420.0
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skiinghorsejust wondering do you own a house or have a condo or something? i am wondering where this leather couch is that u park girls asses on?


fuck his couch and crib
i wanna know about his ski day
boot high? over the shoulder blower?
2k laps?
thanks for tellin it like it is
and bringin the skibum smile
one of these years i'm gonna make it down south to ski
if only i didn't have the fish bum addiction
Oct 1 2014 7:58PM
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Seb270
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Gustenhofflink to the blog please =)


http://freeskiing.dk/
Oct 1 2014 8:23PM
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Seb270
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IBAMThat guy's name was Felkan, and he was at Snowcamp in Sweden, but I can't seem to find the video.


Thanks dude, i will see if i can find it.
Oct 1 2014 8:24PM
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Seb270
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IBAMThat guy's name was Felkan, and he was at Snowcamp in Sweden, but I can't seem to find the video.


Thanks dude, i will see if i can find it.
Oct 1 2014 8:25PM
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Bum.Life
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3mania1. I became a ski bum long ago
2. Never had a real job
3.Not broke, but not rich
4. I have 3 pairs of skis, park, all mountain, and FAT pow boards. And I never wear the same ski clothes 2days in a row.
5. Got insurance
6. I eat plenty
7. I live 2 minutes from the mountain surrounded by million dollar homes.
8. I only use Paul Mitchell products
9. I have a sweet leather couch that is perfect for bitches to park there asses on
10. I'm a fucking ski bum.
I'm writing this right now after Cat skiing all day down at Baguales in Argentina . You can get back to your cubicle now.


This is awesome. I've never met an unhappy ski bum
Oct 1 2014 11:19PM
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caucasian_chad
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If you're a guy, don't expect to get laid. It may happen, but don't expect it to.

If you're a girl, please don't go out with shitty guys. You can pick pretty much anyone in town, take advantage of it, don't go out with that one sketchy/lame dude no one likes.
Oct 2 2014 12:26AM
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Park_Mho
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qc_riders1. RAIL jump are a jump to got into the RAIL and not to do a 180 or jump 1 feet high


Oct 2 2014 12:32AM
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bleevus
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Bum.LifeThis is awesome. I've never met an unhappy ski bum


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Oct 2 2014 1:29AM
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joesdapoes
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qc_riders1. RAIL jump are a jump to got into the RAIL and not to do a 180 or jump 1 feet high


Why? The park is for everyone. They get their joy out of that, so we should respect them. They need to learn. Everyone started doing that. So just give them some space
Oct 2 2014 2:19AM
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hoodcrew
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3mania1. I became a ski bum long ago
2. Never had a real job
3.Not broke, but not rich
4. I have 3 pairs of skis, park, all mountain, and FAT pow boards. And I never wear the same ski clothes 2days in a row.
5. Got insurance
6. I eat plenty
7. I live 2 minutes from the mountain surrounded by million dollar homes.
8. I only use Paul Mitchell products
9. I have a sweet leather couch that is perfect for bitches to park there asses on
10. I'm a fucking ski bum.
I'm writing this right now after Cat skiing all day down at Baguales in Argentina . You can get back to your cubicle now.


haha exactly. i figured out after a few months of ski bumming that there is rarely a reason to be broke, honestly it is so fucking easy to make boatloads of money at night in ski towns...without a college degree. A few pieces of advice- never ever work a day shift, have a really good off season job (planting trees, trimming weed, harvesting produce) always avoid signing a lease, never stay in one place for more than 4 or 5 months, learn how to get creative with your living situation, pull bitches back to your boiler room, closet or just dump of a crib, adapt to all housing situations, enjoy everyday on the hill, work hard ski harder and party the hardest, document the crazyness, pray for snow and always try and have some money stored away for when shit hits the fan (inevitable when your leading a nomadic lifestyle based around a dangerous activity).
Oct 2 2014 5:06AM
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SorryMrMittens
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hoodcrewhaha exactly. i figured out after a few months of ski bumming that there is rarely a reason to be broke, honestly it is so fucking easy to make boatloads of money at night in ski towns...without a college degree. A few pieces of advice- never ever work a day shift, have a really good off season job (planting trees, trimming weed, harvesting produce) always avoid signing a lease, never stay in one place for more than 4 or 5 months, learn how to get creative with your living situation, pull bitches back to your boiler room, closet or just dump of a crib, adapt to all housing situations, enjoy everyday on the hill, work hard ski harder and party the hardest, document the crazyness, pray for snow and always try and have some money stored away for when shit hits the fan (inevitable when your leading a nomadic lifestyle based around a dangerous activity).


... Where can i sign up?
Oct 2 2014 8:39AM
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Powstagram
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The only item of clothing you'll need is a ridiculously oversized jumper
Oct 2 2014 9:01AM
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Jcollette44
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make sure u get a van
Oct 2 2014 7:16PM
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Black_Ops_Valdez
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Pretty sure it goes something like this

1. Alaska is the holy grail of skiing.
2. Real ski bums travel to Alaska every spring
3. Real ski bums buy a van/truck to live out of in Alaska.
4. Real ski bums own a sled, or have a close friend with a sled.
5. Real ski bums have hiked over 4 hours for turns
6. Real ski bums ski even on the most heinous days
7. Real ski bums have frostbite somewhere
8. Real ski bums have cuddled with their buddy (no homo) to stay warm
9. Real ski bums will eat/drink anything
10. Real ski bums go heli skiing
Oct 2 2014 10:04PM
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moira
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After working and living through ski seasons in New Zealand and Colorado I've learned that only 2 things matter when it comes to moving to a mountain town.

1. Decide WHY you're going! (ski all the time, develop into sponsorship/do comps, party and ski, start a career etc)

2. Commit everything you've got to making it happen the way you want it to!
Oct 3 2014 8:08AM
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270on420out
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Shows how much you know. Have fun hating/wasting your life away trying to be Mr.Imricherthanyou.
Oct 3 2014 9:40AM
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SwedishSteezeJDHPiss bottle for travel




On another note: there's always other bums who need help with rent. Hallways and couches are available for a price

Drive an early 90s Toyota Tacoma with a mismatched topper and plentiful rust and learn to fix it so when it gets so cold your hoses start to crack you know where to start. Tools and recovery gear are your friend. If you know how to pull a car out of a ditch, sometimes the guy who you rescued will buy you beer! I saved a Saturn from a snowbank last winter and the kid gave me a bottle of Even Williams...oh the JOY!

Always keep a copy of Warren Miller's Wine, Women and Skis. Trust me, it'll always make you feel better.

Pickup hitchhikers, strangers in ski towns are just friends you haven't met yet. You never know who you're gonna find. Do this unless you're in Reno, he's holding a bloody machete or some shit.

If you can afford it and care for him, adopt yourself a nice fuzzy rescue mutt. He's probably a vagrant at heart too. Chicks love dogs, everyone loves dogs, you love dogs. Plus, you can walk around aimlessly when you have nowhere else to go because no one ever questions a guy walking a dog. Need a couch to crash on for a night? Hell you're everyone's best friend because your dog is.

Get a big ass thermos. Hot food doesn't come around to often so keep it hot! Plus, walking your dog with a thermos full of coffee looks innocent to wealthy resort goers when it's really just a homeless guy with a jug of Canadian Hunter and a mangy mutt looking for cheap grub.
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