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Favorite movie lines?

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JoeWatson5
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For me there is a lot but my favorite has to be:

"Dude I think we just circumcised Jeff Chang"(21 and Over)

Shit gets me every time
Sep 26 2014 4:54PM
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soulskier
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It's not that I'm lazy, it's that I just don't care
Sep 26 2014 4:59PM
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E__
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soulskierIt's not that I'm lazy, it's that I just don't care


Two chicks at the same time man.
Sep 26 2014 8:30PM
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Phil-X-
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"I need your help. I can't tell you what it is, you can never ask me about it later, and we're gonna hurt some people."


" ...Whose car are we gonna' take?"
Sep 26 2014 9:13PM
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ZeechMcHuck
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You're not wrong Walter... You're just an asshole - The Dude
Sep 26 2014 9:27PM
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987321654hgfd
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The entire Superbad script.
Sep 26 2014 9:38PM
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Sno.
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"You can't handle the truth!"

"That means that every day that you see me...that's the worst day of my life"

"they may take our lives, but they may never take...our freedom!"

"me, im scared of everything. I'm scared of what I saw, of what I did, of who I am, and most of all, I'm scared of walking out of this room and never feeling the rest of my whole life...the way I feel when I'm with you."

"I carried a watermelon....I carried a watermelon?"

"hell yes they deserved to die and I hope they burn in hell!"

"his name, was Robert Paulson."

"the world is full of assholes, with the number increasing greatly the further one gets from Missoula, Montana."
Sep 26 2014 9:40PM
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theBearJew
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soulskierIt's not that I'm lazy, it's that I just don't care


snobunny"That means that every day that you see me...that's the worst day of my life"



Best part is the next line, "Man thats fucked up" Great movie.



"You can't lose what you don't put in the middle... But you can't win much either" - Rounders

"If you were in your office right now we'd be having this conversation face-to-face"

"Get some rest Pam, you look tired."
Sep 26 2014 9:46PM
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lurking
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Show me the money!!!!
Sep 26 2014 10:39PM
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JGWI
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Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: How tall are you, private?
Private Cowboy: Sir, five-foot-nine, sir.
Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: Five-foot-nine, I didn't know they stacked shit that high!
Sep 26 2014 10:40PM
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Frosty
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Hopefully this works...some of the best lines from my favorite movie. The Italian scene near the end is a great one as well. Arrivederci.
Sep 26 2014 11:11PM
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Frosty
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akimHopefully this works...some of the best lines from my favorite movie. The Italian scene near the end is a great one as well. Arrivederci.


I guess I fail at embedding videos. Link below:

http://youtu.be/3ft7kkXO98c
Sep 26 2014 11:15PM
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270on420out
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Sin city when Junior get killed.
(For those who havent seen it junior is a rapist holding a victim hostage)

Marv(detective); first you take away his weapon.

(Disarms knife from Junior).

.......Both of them.

(Junior has his genitals ripped off by Marv)

Junior: (screams in pain until he is beaten to death)

Idk why but when this movie came out 11 yer old me thought this was the most badass yet funniest death scene ever.

http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=s5UQtmqzfcU
Sep 26 2014 11:16PM
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division.bell
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"I'm drowning in assholes."

It's amazing how many times this line comes in handy these days.
Sep 27 2014 1:58AM
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soulskier
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Billy Clanton: Why, it's the drunk piano player. You're so drunk, you can't hit nothin'. In fact, you're probably seeing double.
[Billy Clanton draws a knife]


Doc Holliday: [takes out a second gun] I have two guns, one for each of ya.
Sep 27 2014 7:05AM
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CashmereCat
Posts: 2211 - Karma: 2,394
"Get off my plane" Air Force One
"Not that I condone fascism, or any -ism for that matter. -Ism's in my opinion are not good. A person should not believe in an -ism, he should believe in himself. I quote John Lennon, "I don't believe in Beatles, I just believe in me." Good point there. After all, he was the walrus. I could be the walrus. I'd still have to bum rides off people." Ferris Bueller's Day Off
Sep 27 2014 9:29AM
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little1337
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Sometimes nothin can be a real cool hand
Sep 27 2014 9:34AM
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Toasty.
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"I fell of the jetway again" - Dumb and Dumber
Sep 27 2014 10:23AM
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cheener12
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Toasty."I fell of the jetway again" - Dumb and Dumber


"You know, Lloyd, just when I think you couldn't possibly be any dumber, you go and do something like this…and totally redeem yourself!"
Sep 27 2014 11:13AM
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toastyteenagers
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I hate this movie, but I love this scene.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Odd8Zdhuj9o
Sep 27 2014 11:16AM
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lurking
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RailersailerI hate this movie, but I love this scene.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Odd8Zdhuj9o


I hate you more with every post. How do you not like Tropic Thunder?
Sep 27 2014 11:30AM
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GayWolf420
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"now go home and get ya fuckin' shine box"


this a good scene, pesci is hilarious in this scene.
http://youtu.be/GpDnFPYoWxwthis fucking scene, one of the best ever.

http://youtu.be/sMEFcYij2uY
Sep 27 2014 11:43AM
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iSmokeweed
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Danny do you do drugs?

everyday.

good, good
Sep 27 2014 12:38PM
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JAHpow
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theBearJew"If you were in your office right now we'd be having this conversation face-to-face"

"Get some rest Pam, you look tired."


^So good

"The board is set, the pieces are moving. We come to it at last. The great battle of our time." - Gandalf

"Now about this pickle that we find ourselves in...well it seems like there's only one thing left to do."
"And what might that be?"
"Stiglitz"
"Say auf wiedersehen to your Nazi balls!" - Inglorious Basterds
Sep 27 2014 1:35PM
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IKEA
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http://youtu.be/NUqKDF2y-5E
Sep 27 2014 3:26PM
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