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If you could ask your idol a question.

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skimanskimanskim
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Let's say you can ask any person (an idol, celebrity, athlete, scientist) a real ass question knowing they will respond. Who would that person be, and what would you ask them?
Sep 16 2014 12:44PM
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SkiThe603
Posts: 5371
I would ask the world leaders why they are leading the Earth towards the end of its existence.
Sep 16 2014 12:45PM
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STNW
Posts: 2382
Kanye

Why does Sway lack answers?
Sep 16 2014 12:45PM
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Blurst
Posts: 13576
I'd ask my dad.

Why is my dick so small and my balls so big?
Sep 16 2014 12:50PM
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ZachAndCheese
Posts: 816
Tom Wallisch

Who the fucks your new sponsor already?!?!
Sep 16 2014 12:58PM
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Mingg
Posts: 12355
I'm actually going to meet Dollo and b dog tomorrow. I honestly have no idea what I'm gonna ask/ say/ do.
Sep 16 2014 12:58PM
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PM4FreeJiberish
Posts: 447
I'd ask Kanye if he would be down to kick it with me.
Sep 16 2014 1:08PM
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safarisam
Posts: 7856
Jane Goodall, I'd ask her how she learned about serving in our culture and world today from living in isolation with the chimps.



I just really love monkeys, and apes, and her.
Sep 16 2014 1:22PM
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cool_name
Posts: 4246
Martin Luther king jr

Shouldn't you be dead right now?
Sep 16 2014 7:23PM
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theBearJew
Posts: 10950
Is it weird I don't have an idol?
Sep 16 2014 7:33PM
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RevolverHustleO
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MinggI'm actually going to meet Dollo and b dog tomorrow. I honestly have no idea what I'm gonna ask/ say/ do.


Oh I know alright, starts with sucking and ends with cocks
Sep 16 2014 8:20PM
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Phil-X-
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MinggI'm actually going to meet Dollo and b dog tomorrow. I honestly have no idea what I'm gonna ask/ say/ do.


I meet them next Monday!

Instead of asking them anything you should just say-

"On Monday you will meet a man named Phil, this man will be your savior. Do all as he says."

turn, and walk away.
Sep 16 2014 8:57PM
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NinetyFour
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Phil-X-I meet them next Monday!

Instead of asking them anything you should just say-

"On Monday you will meet a man named Phil, this man will be your savior. Do all as he says."

turn, and walk away.


That might be confusing as fuck for a duo named Henrik Harlaut and Phil Casabon.
Sep 16 2014 9:10PM
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spliff.Life
Posts: 7844
Id ask Lil B how I can be more Based like him
Sep 16 2014 9:23PM
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milk_man
Posts: 5198
He's not my idol, but I would ask Obama if he was actually born in the USA lol
Sep 16 2014 9:28PM
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bighomieflock
Posts: 2040
I would ask Guy Fieri for a rundown of his morning hair styling routine.
Sep 16 2014 9:39PM
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act.resist
Posts: 8875
I would ask bill murray what the meaning of life is.
Sep 16 2014 9:41PM
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2skis1cup
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butterslut.I would ask bill murray what the meaning of life is.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RXcvBSDgnhU
Sep 16 2014 9:44PM
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unknowndeath
Posts: 393
Tom Hanks: How many eggs are there in a dozen?
Sep 16 2014 9:53PM
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Dolan.Escobar
Posts: 683
Trey parker

Do you smoke weed?
Sep 16 2014 9:58PM
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2skis1cup
Posts: 2619
Dolan.EscobarTrey parker

Do you smoke weed?


That is such an obvious yes. If not now they used too. They showed up to the oscars sheening...
Sep 16 2014 10:04PM
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Yaraelpoof.png
Posts: 1556
I'd ask david lesh when next Friday will drop
Sep 16 2014 10:45PM
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JuliusJ
Posts: 3777
butterslut.I would ask bill murray what the meaning of life is.


Actually I would love to chat with Bill Murray. I feel like it would be hilarious and enlightening.
Sep 16 2014 11:05PM
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Wampire
Posts: 1217
Ron Jeremy:
"Will your methods actually make my dick twice as large?"
Sep 16 2014 11:06PM
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Lavieille
Posts: 814
I'd ask Ely S. Parker how he did the things he did
Sep 16 2014 11:07PM
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Dolan.Escobar
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BogezThat is such an obvious yes. If not now they used too. They showed up to the oscars sheening...


Sheening?
Sep 17 2014 1:47AM
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act.resist
Posts: 8875
JuliusJActually I would love to chat with Bill Murray. I feel like it would be hilarious and enlightening.


yes, i realize "what is the meaning of life?" is a really silly question to ask just anyone. But Bill Murray would surely have an intriguing answer and even if he didn't he's bill fucking murray, who cares.
Sep 17 2014 11:28AM
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SFB
Posts: 8895
ask shean wihte if he will marry me
Sep 17 2014 12:22PM
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JuliusJ
Posts: 3777
butterslut.he's bill fucking murray, who cares.


thats pretty the motto to how he lives his live haha
Sep 17 2014 11:30PM
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brend
Posts: 779
Not my idol but id ask Obama 2 questions.
What is really in fort knox? And was 9/11 staged.
Sep 18 2014 12:00AM
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Turd.Ferguson
Posts: 1434
criminILLISTI'd ask david lesh when next Friday will drop


"coming soon" 1 year ago
Sep 18 2014 12:27AM
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HitTheJim
Posts: 787
Ask my dad
"Want a beer?"
Sep 18 2014 2:12AM
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theabortionator
Posts: 44725
Idk if I have a living idol, or one in general. And if I could think of one I'm not sure I could think of a question to ask. Also might not want to meet them. If it's somebody I respect greatly for their mind I'd probably want to meet them and ask a question or two but it's somebody like a musician idk if I'd want to talk to them.

Im wierd
Sep 18 2014 3:03AM
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