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crotchvent
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If you could pick anyone to be your parents who would it be and why?

My dad would be Thall cause he owns Armada and would get free skis and stuff
Mom would be Christy Walton cause evidently she is the richest female and could pay for me to ski everyday and someone to clean up after me and what not.
Sep 12 2014 12:09AM
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deleted5
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somebody really rich I take anyone off the panel on shark tank
Sep 12 2014 12:12AM
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Dolan.Escobar
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I like my parents
Sep 12 2014 12:15AM
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crotchvent
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Dolan.EscobarI like my parents


This is purely hypothetical. You still get to keep your parents.
Sep 12 2014 12:20AM
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saskskier
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I also like my parents.
Sep 12 2014 12:22AM
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cool_name
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I don't know many other parents who would be perfectly fine with me coming home at 5am after night out, so I'm going to stick with my parents
Sep 12 2014 1:07AM
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SFB
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this thread is fucking worthless.
Sep 12 2014 11:57AM
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Wampire
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This is a prompt I had to do in 6th grade. Terrible terrible prompt
Sep 12 2014 12:31PM
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Aidan-G
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Will Smith and Kris Jenner. Their kids seem pretty well adjusted
Sep 12 2014 3:54PM
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theabortionator
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SFBthis thread is fucking worthless.

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Sep 12 2014 3:58PM
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notspoicey
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well um immas is my mom............................................................who is the baby daddy
Sep 12 2014 5:51PM
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GayWolf420
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ginwell um immas is my mom............................................................who is the baby daddy


a dog
Sep 12 2014 6:00PM
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SFB
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DeebieSkeebiesa dog


Sep 12 2014 6:05PM
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JGWI
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Thall? You would pick him as your father? I'd have a potato be my father over him. At least it would feed me when I'm hungry.

He may be an amazing skier, but take that away from him and what do you got left? Not much.
Sep 12 2014 6:10PM
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Brule.
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SFB


I chuckl'd
Sep 12 2014 6:15PM
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theabortionator
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DBH5601Thall? You would pick him as your father? I'd have a potato be my father over him. At least it would feed me when I'm hungry.

He may be an amazing skier, but take that away from him and what do you got left? Not much.


DAD!!!!! Stop yelling at me!!!

I CANT HELP IT SON IVE BEEN STUCK IN CAPS LOCK FOR YEARS! YOU THINK I WANNA BE THIS WAY?!?!?!?!?
Sep 12 2014 6:21PM
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JGWI
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theabortionatorDAD!!!!! Stop yelling at me!!!

I CANT HELP IT SON IVE BEEN STUCK IN CAPS LOCK FOR YEARS! YOU THINK I WANNA BE THIS WAY?!?!?!?!?


That is the best thing I have heard all week.
Sep 12 2014 7:49PM
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S.J.W
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DBH5601Thall? You would pick him as your father? I'd have a potato be my father over him. At least it would feed me when I'm hungry.

He may be an amazing skier, but take that away from him and what do you got left? Not much.


Well he seems to have great morals. Furgerson MO is one example.
Sep 12 2014 8:24PM
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Dolan.EscobarI like my parents


I think this is the first thing you have ever posted that I liked
Sep 12 2014 8:35PM
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Big.Ole.Diesel
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My mom goes bong shopping with me and let's me smoke in my room and go out whenever I want. Not only that she's a loving mom who encourages me in everything! I wouldn't trade her for a mom with the most money or skies in the world
Sep 13 2014 8:48AM
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