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Which animal (besides humans) do you think has the best, most relaxing life?

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Dolan.Escobar
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Im inclined to say the manatee, floating around in clear, turkoise blue waters of the tropics, eating grass off the shallow floor while the sun beats down through the cool water onto their backs, warming them.

Maybe a koala, which i must be related to based on how much i sleep.
Aug 12 2014 10:27PM
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Sno.
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sloth
Aug 12 2014 10:28PM
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b-kul
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house cat
Aug 12 2014 10:30PM
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.FRY.
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pigeons. eat, sleep, shit, repeat.
Aug 12 2014 10:33PM
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iH8pow
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dog, dolphin
Aug 12 2014 10:38PM
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JTCasper540_MN
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orangutans...flippin hangin around all day with their homies...wish i could do that
Aug 12 2014 10:42PM
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Logey.
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Worms
Aug 12 2014 10:56PM
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Lé.Skiing
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Bonobo ape.
Aug 12 2014 11:04PM
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Labattski
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Lemurs
Aug 12 2014 11:22PM
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a_pla5tic_bag
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b-kulhouse cat


this. like 10+ hours of sleep a day and the rest is spent lounging while awake.
Aug 12 2014 11:23PM
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*JP
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dog or house cat for sure
Aug 12 2014 11:26PM
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.Steezy-McGee.
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Dolan.EscobarIm inclined to say the manatee, floating around in clear, turkoise blue waters of the tropics, eating grass off the shallow floor while the sun beats down through the cool water onto their backs, warming them.


Got deep.


I'd have to say a cat. You can get to pretty much any place in the house that you set your mind to, food is free, house is free, and also cats are just fucking cool.
Aug 12 2014 11:33PM
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toastyteenagers
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ur mum
Aug 12 2014 11:35PM
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frickindarn
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Koala bears. They get high off bamboo and lay in trees all day.
Aug 12 2014 11:38PM
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jason...
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snobunnysloth


+1 for the sloth




Aug 12 2014 11:41PM
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Dolan.Escobar
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but my absolute favorite is the madagascar lemur. Hes a fiend like me-
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=bzaUA2-nHR4
Aug 13 2014 12:01AM
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Bogs
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b-kulhouse cat


Has to be this. Problem with any wild animal is that they have to worry about both getting food and being hunted or killed by other wild animals. House pets don't have to worry about shit.
Aug 13 2014 12:08AM
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spliff.Life
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for those who said house pets, I feel like theyre living our lives more than lives of their own....

I think manatees, orangutangs, and sloths are my my top 3, possibly chameleons
Aug 13 2014 12:22AM
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elinde
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Dolan.EscobarIm inclined to say the manatee, floating around in clear, turkoise blue waters of the tropics, eating grass off the shallow floor while the sun beats down through the cool water onto their backs, warming them.

Maybe a koala, which i must be related to based on how much i sleep.


When I read the title I immediately thought manatee.
Aug 13 2014 12:30AM
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Dolan.Escobar
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spliff.Lifefor those who said house pets, I feel like theyre living our lives more than lives of their own....

I think manatees, orangutangs, and sloths are my my top 3, possibly chameleons


Chameleon would be awesome. I would go for headshots every time
Aug 13 2014 12:35AM
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El_Barto.
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Cicida...they sleep for 17 straight years. That cant be topped
Aug 13 2014 12:40AM
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theabortionator
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House cats. No danger, automatically refilling food and water dishes, consistent temperature, and plenty of soft shit to lay on.
Aug 13 2014 12:48AM
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miroz
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Aside from house cats...sea otters. They float on seaweed and hold hands while sleeping so they don't float apart. River otters are lazier but sea otters are cuter.
Aug 13 2014 12:52AM
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last_tango
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Barn owl if we are taking house pets out of the equation. Basicly all they have to do is wait in a barn or tree and snipe what ever the fuck they want. Its super easy for them to get prey. No noise in flight what so ever with no other predators trying to get them.
Aug 13 2014 1:14AM
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brend
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Spider monkey, swinging through trees all day with your homies would be sick. Sloth, koala, and manatee come to mind to.
Aug 13 2014 1:47AM
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HolySchimmel
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cats, sloth, koalas, and honeybadgers ofc, because everyone knows that they don't give a shit.
Aug 13 2014 1:52AM
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liftedresearcher
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basset hounds forsure. my dog literally sleeps 20 hours a day. doesnt give a fuck.

Aug 13 2014 2:16AM
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.Hugo.
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Sponges, they never move their entire life
Aug 13 2014 7:45AM
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humpty
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House cat. No predators, the owners love you (hopefully) and you sleep for around 16 - 20 hours a day.
Aug 13 2014 9:07AM
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El_Barto.
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.Hugo.Sponges, they never move their entire life


Your aquatic biology background is showing
Aug 13 2014 9:09AM
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.Hugo.
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El_Barto.Your aquatic biology background is showing


I dont use my degree for my job so I have to figure out someway to use it haha
Aug 13 2014 9:16AM
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Ski_the_east01
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Dog life

















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saskskier
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TurquoiseGrizzly
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Dolan.EscobarIm inclined to say the manatee, floating around in clear, turkoise blue waters of the tropics, eating grass off the shallow floor while the sun beats down through the cool water onto their backs, warming them.

Maybe a koala, which i must be related to based on how much i sleep.


Turquoise**

Grizzly Bears man they sleep half the year!
Aug 13 2014 11:04AM
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IKEA
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yoski
Aug 13 2014 11:06AM
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howlongcanausern
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male lion
Aug 13 2014 11:07AM
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Daph
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The yellow bellied marmot. Unless they live at big sky in which case they have to be on the lookout for angry lift mechanics wielding pellet guns, rebar, ski poles and shovels and have that bloodthirsty look in their eye.

But really those fat little fucks sleep for 8 months and then wake up and spend all summer eating, fucking, sunbathing and shitting in lift motor rooms and snowcats.
Aug 13 2014 11:44AM
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cool_name
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Cow in India
Aug 13 2014 1:18PM
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gapersarefriends
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grizzly bear for sure...sleep half the year, wake up and do badass grizzly bear activities for the other half of the year
Aug 13 2014 3:57PM
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TurquoiseGrizzly
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gapersarefriendsgrizzly bear for sure...sleep half the year, wake up and do badass grizzly bear activities for the other half of the year


It must be awesome to be a grizzly
Aug 13 2014 4:05PM
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LiquorLanch
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Mexicans, they get naps and eat mexican food. whats to complain
Aug 13 2014 5:15PM
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Dolan.Escobar
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Ralph_SwaggumMexicans, they get naps and eat mexican food. whats to complain


False. They eat mcdonalds
Aug 13 2014 10:45PM
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gapersarefriends
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GrizzlyBurrIt must be awesome to be a grizzly


i want to be a badass canadian grizzly bear more than i want to be a human
Aug 14 2014 3:22AM
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Park_Mho
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snobunnysloth


They often grab their own arms thinking that they are branches and fall to their death
Aug 14 2014 5:13AM
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TurquoiseGrizzly
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gapersarefriendsi want to be a badass canadian grizzly bear more than i want to be a human


I would 2 if grizzly bears could ski.
Aug 14 2014 8:46AM
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Dolan.Escobar
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Mhop that cant be true...
Aug 14 2014 5:52PM
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.FRY.
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GrizzlyBurrI would 2 if grizzly bears could ski.


yeah, well they can't
Aug 14 2014 5:54PM
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BeeRad
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.FRY.yeah, well they can't


You're right, they can't
Aug 14 2014 5:59PM
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Lé.Skiing
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This is why Bonobos win.
http://youtu.be/82GUjPConiE
Aug 14 2014 6:09PM
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NEPTR
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jelly fish definitely live the life
Aug 14 2014 6:41PM
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kylemclean
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Dolan.EscobarMhop that cant be true...


its true
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