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congrossman.
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some friends and i are freshmen in college next year and want to create our own little self sustaining service system and, or, product scheme that makes us mucho moola. besides drugs does anyone have and suggestions?
Aug 9 2014 4:09PM
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El_Barto.
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Look Bishop...im being nice.


Sell something to kids in our dorm for cheap. Try a bunch of stuff until something works. Buy shit at cost in bulk and make a little profit a bunch of times. It has to be something they will run out of

Try selling red bull, condoms or food or something.

You could also be a G and get old tests from badass TAs and sell those
Aug 9 2014 4:16PM
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Sno.
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http://www.jointhecrowd.com
Aug 9 2014 4:54PM
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.MASSHOLE.
Posts: 7408 - Karma: 11,040
Laundry Service. Tutoring. Ski Tuning.

What are you guys/gals good at
Aug 9 2014 5:08PM
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lgski
Posts: 1832 - Karma: 2,291
bake cookies or any other treats and then when everyone is drunk at like 2 a.m. sell them. some kids would pay $5 for a cookie
Aug 9 2014 5:11PM
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Miomo
Posts: 4302 - Karma: 14,131
Sell yourself
Aug 9 2014 5:40PM
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jensen
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I used my pick up truck to start a small moving/labor business on craigslist. Worked pretty well, I was charging about $30-40/hour.
Aug 9 2014 5:49PM
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.Asain-Skiier
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Well since you said no drugs. I'd have to go with drugs.
Aug 9 2014 5:57PM
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90053
Posts: 2565 - Karma: 3,728
lgskibake cookies or any other treats and then when everyone is drunk at like 2 a.m. sell them. some kids would pay $5 for a cookie


or hot food if you can, it goes down a treat when you're drunk or hungover, bacon or something, pancakes
Aug 9 2014 6:06PM
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the_moderaper
Posts: 2465 - Karma: 218
Go to the craigslist for your schools area with the /vol extension ( volunteer) and do medical studies. Shits easy and you get 20-100 bucks a pop.

Or sell dutches 1$ each. get the big box theyre cheap as nuts. then people can just come to your room and should RAs get mad, you're doing legal stuff.

everybody needs dutchies its college.
Aug 9 2014 6:11PM
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JAHpow
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My cousin had a candy machine in his dorm and had a sign on his door to stop in and get some. He easily paid for more candy, laundry and others small stuff since he made it all in quarters.

You wouldn't make a whole lot over all but it's a pretty cool idea.
Aug 9 2014 6:27PM
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Turd.Ferguson
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drugs


try ski tuning/waxing
Aug 9 2014 7:21PM
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T.Rex
Posts: 1272 - Karma: 125
sell your body
Aug 9 2014 7:44PM
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swaggerboi
Posts: 321 - Karma: 1,374
brew your own beer and sell it. its honestly not that difficult. after your first batch or two you will have a final product decent enough for college kids
Aug 9 2014 9:20PM
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imakestickerz
Posts: 477 - Karma: 673
Sell single beers for a dollar and cigarettes for 50 cents
Aug 9 2014 10:24PM
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soccerzla7
Posts: 127 - Karma: 524
Vemma!
If your not selling vemma in college your a fucking loser man
Aug 9 2014 11:07PM
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Charlie_Kelly
Posts: 11953 - Karma: 12,292
There was a kid at my school last year that bought a shit ton of zhenka, put it in this huge tub, and filled water bottles with it. Sold each water bottle for like $10 bucks to freshman. Actually kinda brilliant.
Aug 9 2014 11:09PM
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skiersupreme
Posts: 1549 - Karma: 4,872
???
profit
Aug 10 2014 12:32AM
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ZachAndCheese
Posts: 816 - Karma: 5,116
1. Get together with friends
2. Circlejerk
3. Store Jizz in milk jugs
4. Sell Jizz to Sperm Bank
5. PROFIT
Aug 10 2014 10:21AM
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HamFaceGirl
Posts: 5242 - Karma: 2,679
Sell sex
Aug 10 2014 3:07PM
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Dolan.Escobar
Posts: 683 - Karma: 943
My brother used to live in an off campus house at bc and it had a huge basement. He was a dj, and had fog machines and a ton of really good lights. He sold tickets for 5 bucks a pop to alot of events in the basement and had up to 300 people buy tickets for some nights ($1500)
Aug 10 2014 6:53PM
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