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Rainbow Gathering Vagrants Not Leaving My House
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Right now I live with two girls and I have respect for both of them although I am not sure what my roommate was/is thinking, when she went off to rainbow gathering.
(For those who don't know what rainbow gathering is. Its a hippy festival with no currencies, ohm circles, and a bunch of hippy drug adventures. It takes place out in nature far from civilization)
In the beginning of July my roommate left to this festival and two weeks ago she came back with TWO RANDOM GUYS. They look raggedy as fuck and they smell like piss, shit, and B.O. We told her not to bring them back because we don't know them.
Now all my weed is being smoked by these guys, they drink my beer and my roommates "boyfriend" leaves all his bullshit out and never cleans up. My roommate wants this guy to move in and apparently she told him he wouldn't have to pay rent. The other roommate and I said that they need to leave, and they haven't.
This guy isn't going to leave if he gets free food, pussy, and a free god damn place to live. I have tried to talk to these guys and my roommate just gets in a bitchy attitude.
Today I came to the idea that my roommate has herpes on her mouth and I told her today and she is trippin. She is at the Dr. right now and she had a sore on her lip.
How can this situation be taken care of? Im sick of this shit. These guys have been living in my house for two weeks and I have to pick up after them every damn day. I just called one of the vagrants out to take a shower it was that bad.
Jul 21 2014 1:33PM
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Huck_NorrisIf they sit down, spray them with a water bottle like they're a cat that isn't allowed there until they get off and call them "Dirty mongrel" instead of their name.
I lost my shit.
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Those damn hippies. Tell them there is another B.O. infested gathering going on at the bottom of the ocean and everybody is tying anchors to their waist. Worked for me.
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Huck_NorrisDirty, opportunistic hippies are like rats, you usually have to bring in some catlike behaviors to start preying on them regularly or burn the house down altogether.
If you harsh their vibe in a very dickish way on the absolute regular, they will leave. I'd personally start being the worst person you can imagine. Overfill that bong with piss so that their next first rip is a mouthful of rancid urine. It's your bong, you'll do what you want. Sprinkle cayenne pepper on a nug and leave it out too so it's a double whammy. If they sit down, spray them with a water bottle like they're a cat that isn't allowed there until they get off and call them "Dirty mongrel" instead of their name. Take the TP and toilet seat into your room with you at night. Take all the dishes and such they leave around the house and pack them in their drawers, shoes, bags, personal effects, etc. Have impromptu Bam Margera impressions where you wake them up with motorized vehicles indoors, pot & pan concerts @ 4am, and constantly throw their shit away the second they leave it someplace...
I mean come on. Use your imagination. You're asking for advice on how to flush out nonviolent peoples of little to no means. You should be taking this as an opportunity to be the total asshole that part of you always wanted to be! I say have fun with it if these assholes are going to take advantage. Videotape as much as possible, and start torturing these lazy vagrants without mercy for fuck's sake.
Pure gold.
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