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spaceghostpurp
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ok so im at a beach for the week and there are a lot of pretty girls so i would like to know the best way to introduce myself/start talking to one of the girls at the beach. im 16 btw. +k for good answers.
Thanks guys!
Jul 13 2014 7:55PM
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deleted5
Posts: 14507 - Karma: 13,500
fuck her right in the pussy.
Jul 13 2014 7:59PM
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.FRY.
Posts: 5620 - Karma: 22,852
go up to her, tell her your name. and when she's not looking, bend her over and give her the ol' sneaky snake. it works every time.
Jul 13 2014 8:01PM
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yangumane
Posts: 1816 - Karma: 3,346
when you are talking to a girl, thrust your hips backwards and forwards slightly. this will indicate to her that you are interested in a subtle and intimate way.
Jul 13 2014 8:04PM
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soulskier
Posts: 17805 - Karma: 3,821
Bring a frisbee, what could possibly go wrong?
Jul 13 2014 10:09PM
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Bodhisattva_
Posts: 5749 - Karma: 2,009
Jesus christ just walk up and say hey what's up? how is your day? what's your name beautiful? where ya from? Be confident and ask them questions about themselves and start out with a subtle compliment.
Jul 13 2014 11:22PM
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FreedGucci
Posts: 454 - Karma: 3,192
Thizzle.Jesus christ just walk up and say hey what's up? how is your day? what's your name beautiful? where ya from? Be confident and ask them questions about themselves and start out with a subtle compliment.


This is the exact opposite of what to do op, just be honest with them and go with the first reply it's amazing how they'll take it no pun intended
Jul 13 2014 11:41PM
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KimJong-Illest
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due to the title of the thread i have to do it. pee in her butt
Jul 13 2014 11:44PM
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Clameltoe
Posts: 108 - Karma: 248
You: do you like dragons?

Ms.lady:ya

You: good cuz I'm gonna be draggin deez nuts on ur face.

Backup plan....

You: do you like steak?

Lady: yes

You: then you'd love my meat on your grill.
Jul 13 2014 11:52PM
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Bodhisattva_
Posts: 5749 - Karma: 2,009
Display_ScreenThis is the exact opposite of what to do op, just be honest with them and go with the first reply it's amazing how they'll take it no pun intended


What?

Honest with them about what? Nothing in my post was dishonest in the least. Like what the fuck are you even talking about? What do you mean "go with the first reply" I didn't mean ask all those at once but start with one, such as hey what's up beautiful what's your name? And then let the convo flow naturally.
Jul 13 2014 11:54PM
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Laurent.
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Actuall picture off OP washed on the beach:

Jul 14 2014 12:29AM
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FreedGucci
Posts: 454 - Karma: 3,192
Thizzle.What?

Honest with them about what? Nothing in my post was dishonest in the least. Like what the fuck are you even talking about? What do you mean "go with the first reply" I didn't mean ask all those at once but start with one, such as hey what's up beautiful what's your name? And then let the convo flow naturally.


Smh
Jul 14 2014 12:30AM
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Bodhisattva_
Posts: 5749 - Karma: 2,009
Display_ScreenSmh


Your post just didn't make any sense. "smh" didn't clarify it any further.


And also you can't even find music from two of the hottest rappers out in the last 3 years so how the fuck u gonna know how to talk to a girl haha ya dunce.
Jul 14 2014 12:32AM
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toastyteenagers
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Sit down a few feet away, strike a conversation, drink your beer and fuck her right in the pussy
Jul 14 2014 12:49AM
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Titus69
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RailersailerSit down a few feet away, strike a conversation, drink your beer and fuck her right in the pussy


Dude hes 16, drinking therefore is for stupid people.
Jul 14 2014 12:56AM
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FreedGucci
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Thizzle.Your post just didn't make any sense. "smh" didn't clarify it any further.


And also you can't even find music from two of the hottest rappers out in the last 3 years so how the fuck u gonna know how to talk to a girl haha ya dunce.


My post made no sense, that was the point, and I said smh because you failed to understand that. About the songs, how the fuck does not knowing about ghetto rap translate intoa lack of knowledge about socializing with females lol
Jul 14 2014 9:48AM
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Sno.
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Throw her towel in the lake, and then put a fist full of sand in her drink. She will act upset but it really means you're in.
Jul 14 2014 7:58PM
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milk_man
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Do the NS callout. She will be so confused that she will be hypnotized and do whatever you say.
Jul 14 2014 8:40PM
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skiersupreme
Posts: 1549 - Karma: 4,872
go near her and put a bunch of sunscreen in your snake hole. when you start screaming she will suck it out. works every time
Jul 15 2014 12:18AM
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SnowshoeThompson
Posts: 1092 - Karma: 1,411
individually start a fight with every other guy at the beach so the chicks know you're the fucking man.
Jul 15 2014 12:26AM
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Bodhisattva_
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Display_ScreenMy post made no sense, that was the point, and I said smh because you failed to understand that. About the songs, how the fuck does not knowing about ghetto rap translate intoa lack of knowledge about socializing with females lol


That's far from "ghetto rap" haahahaha it's some of the most mainstream well known rap out right now.


Try Yung Scooter for some real ghetto rap.
Jul 15 2014 12:32AM
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skier58284
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Go up to one of the girls and say 'hey I have something to show you' then have her walk over to the shore with you with push her in the water and say 'jk lol', then either she will get mad, or she will laugh and pull you in with her, if she does the second it means she wants to marry you.
Jul 15 2014 12:34AM
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FreedGucci
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Thizzle.That's far from "ghetto rap" haahahaha it's some of the most mainstream well known rap out right now.


Try Yung Scooter for some real ghetto rap.


Right let's stray from my point
Jul 15 2014 12:53AM
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miroz
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.FRY.go up to her, tell her your name. and when she's not looking, bend her over and give her the ol' sneaky snake. it works every time.


You seem experienced with the sneaky snake.

As for serious replies, I agree with Thizzle. Just say hi and introduce yourself, be chill and interested in hanging out and talking to people. Ask them questions, get them talking about themselves.

Or just do what snobunny said, that's how she got picked up so it must work...although when it happened to her there was something about head shaving and silly string...
Jul 15 2014 1:04AM
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Bodhisattva_
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Display_ScreenRight let's stray from my point


Ya I misunderstood your post, so what? Ya got me haha. Point made. It was still a senseless post.
Jul 15 2014 1:34AM
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ilikefood
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"Hey, excuse me! Does this smell like chloroform to you?"
Jul 15 2014 1:40AM
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bfulmer
Posts: 3053 - Karma: 1,975
Demonstrate Value
Engage Physically
Nurture Dependence
Neglect Emotionally
Inspire Hope
Separate Entirely
Jul 15 2014 10:01AM
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arnie_grape
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throw a football at one and pretend you just missed a catch





repeat until you knock one out then take her home
Jul 15 2014 10:19AM
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arnie_grape
Posts: 3428 - Karma: 11,371
bfulmerDemonstrate Value
Engage Physically
Nurture Dependence
Neglect Emotionally
Inspire Hope
Separate Entirely


could you expand on the last one
Jul 15 2014 10:20AM
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bfulmer
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cabdrivercould you expand on the last one


It's a joke from It's Always Sunny In Philadelphia
Jul 15 2014 10:23AM
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ndye
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bfulmerDemonstrate Value
Engage Physically
Nurture Dependence
Neglect Emotionally
Inspire Hope
Separate Entirely


This way you can return to any woman you have ever been with at any time.
Jul 15 2014 10:35AM
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bfulmer
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ndyeThis way you can return to any woman you have ever been with at any time.


ndye how's life? I mees you
Jul 15 2014 10:46AM
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basedjase
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zzzskizzzfuck her right in the pussy.


yes
Jul 15 2014 4:06PM
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SquattingDog
Posts: 196 - Karma: 393
Untie a girls bathing suit top when she is turned around. When she turns around to see who it is, smack her in the chops with any type of fish you choose. If you can't find a fish just use your dangly bits.
Jul 15 2014 5:11PM
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brov1
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confidence is key man. girls are 100% more attracted to you if you don't act nervous and just put yourself out there. initiate a conversation and if it goes well ask em if they want to hang out or something similar. just be confident in yourself and things will go well.
Jul 15 2014 8:19PM
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yung-lean
Posts: 511 - Karma: 2,447
zzzskizzzfuck her right in the pussy.
damn right
Jul 15 2014 9:00PM
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NoOneEverr
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NS is a great place to ask for advice on girls
Jul 15 2014 9:38PM
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acualywasdolan
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Just be nice and try to get her talking and pretend like you care about what shes saying even though you dont.
Then fuck her right in her pussy
Jul 15 2014 11:52PM
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