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Stupidest thing on skis

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toastyteenagers
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I thought id make a thread of people posting the stupidest thing on snow.

mine would be going up on a box too slow then just stopping mid way and then I slipped getting off of it and I broke my arm like the gaper I was.

Anyway post stupid shit below.
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Jul 8 2014 12:39AM
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notspoicey
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inb4 "i snowboard"
Jul 8 2014 12:43AM
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Mingg
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The dumbest decision I think I ever made skiing was immediately throwing a 5 on a jump I never hit before after stomping my first 3. You know how you get that adrenaline rush/ confidence boost after stomping something? Well I had one of those goin and attempted the 5 on the next jump and not only did I under rotate, I was a good 5 feet short.


Also, at a rail jam last year they had a butter box set up and my friend got on my back and we hit it. Getting on wasn't too bad but the landing was rough... The tails of my ski slightly impaled her ass/leg. Definitely a dumb thing to do and I don't recommend it unless you really don't give a shit
Jul 8 2014 1:28AM
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.S.B.
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snowboards
Jul 8 2014 1:41AM
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gabew34
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MinggAlso, at a rail jam last year they had a butter box set up and my friend got on my back and we hit it. Getting on wasn't too bad but the landing was rough... The tails of my ski slightly impaled her ass/leg. Definitely a dumb thing to do and I don't recommend it unless you really don't give a shit


real skifi status achieved.
Jul 8 2014 9:51AM
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Mingg
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glopman34real skifi status achieved.


Haha if only we had landed it and got it on film. We didn't do either so it can only be considered a claim at this point.
Jul 8 2014 2:50PM
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toastyteenagers
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I try...
Jul 8 2014 2:53PM
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elcornholio
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I got a concussion and broke my wrist when I caught an edge from skiing and spinning really fast.
Jul 8 2014 3:37PM
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THEE_wizard
Posts: 304 - Karma: 1,842
I hit a box with a really flat and icy landing at night, and it was too dark to see a huge screw sticking out and I fell right to my shoulder and broke my collar bone
Jul 8 2014 4:24PM
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rballs_
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I accidentally shot off a cat track into a mogul field.
Jul 9 2014 1:25AM
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cameron_taylor
Posts: 325 - Karma: 446
tried to tail press/butter/manual across the flat of an up flat down box , didn't put the pressure on my skis evenly, my right ski slipped and i fell on my ass onto the box then off it.
Jul 9 2014 2:10AM
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skiersupreme
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i was going through a tiny park with two fat boxes and some hills for jumps and being the hot ryder i am i tried to manual the box and i leaned to far back and ate shit in front of a bunch of little kids.
Jul 9 2014 2:36AM
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Willskiforfree
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I decided to summer jib one day with poles that are 30", I missed the full 270 on, fell forward while my mini park pole fliped around, landed ice pik up and I fell right onto it stabbing through my stomach. It was bad passed out
Jul 9 2014 6:48AM
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