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Ethical dilemma-- (to/not to) sleep with next door neighbor

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first_rodeo
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a few weeks ago some HB solid 7-8ish moved into the apartment next to me. there is definate chemistry and the indicators of interests. Im just curious if it is morally acceptable to pursue this. I figure worst case scenario it could turn a bitch into a crazy ass psychopath freaking the fuck out everytime i have people over.

Unlike previous OP threads-- no pics of said cat will be included.
Jun 25 2014 12:20PM
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Charlie_Kelly
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Well without pics this thread is worthless so fuck you OP.
Jun 25 2014 12:24PM
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Byron_tha_gr8
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Pics OP. You should know better.
Jun 25 2014 12:24PM
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Byron_tha_gr8
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Also you sound like a gigantic bitch.
Jun 25 2014 12:24PM
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Wampire
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first_rodeoa few weeks ago some HB solid 7-8ish

Ok well if she is the said 8 years old, you could baby-sit bang. best option
Jun 25 2014 12:24PM
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seward
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best case scenario - you get to bang her.

worst case ontario - shit goes sideways and there is no escaping her because you fuckin live beside her.

do the pros supersede the cons??

i dont see where ethics come in to the situation.
Jun 25 2014 1:01PM
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RubberSoul
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-idk what HB stands for

-don't call girls bitches you sound stupid

-who cares/go for it, i nailed my neighbor who had a boyfriend, yolo

-this has nothing to do with ethics
Jun 25 2014 1:05PM
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rememberscott
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NEVER WASTE A BONER MY DUDE. GET IT IN WORRY ABOUT STD's LATER
Jun 25 2014 1:22PM
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Spagett+
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RubberSoul-idk what HB stands for

-don't call girls bitches you sound stupid

-who cares/go for it, i nailed my neighbor who had a boyfriend, yolo

-this has nothing to do with ethics


HB:
hard boner
Ham butt
Harpoon bagel
Holy beagle
Harassment beacon
Hot brother
Healthy boob
Horney bitches
Hash breakfast
Heroic bumming
Homo bashing
Helpful beaner
Jun 25 2014 1:25PM
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Zimmerman
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sewardbest case scenario - you get to bang her.

worst case ontario - shit goes sideways and there is no escaping her because you fuckin live beside her.

do the pros supersede the cons??

i dont see where ethics come in to the situation.


This.

I'd bang 'er. But then again that's my answer to most questions along the lines of yours.
Jun 25 2014 2:40PM
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b-kul
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i don't think op understands what ethics are.
Jun 25 2014 4:38PM
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HamFaceGirl
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RubberSoul-idk what HB stands for

-don't call girls bitches you sound stupid

-who cares/go for it, i nailed my neighbor who had a boyfriend, yolo

-this has nothing to do with ethics



LOL
Jun 25 2014 4:40PM
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Sno.
Posts: 12155 - Karma: 6,147
I don't think OP knows what a solid 7 is....also I'm betting HB is "hot boot"-- someone who farts in this ski pants and allows it to travel down into their boots to warm their feet.
Jun 25 2014 4:41PM
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-benedetto
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Yolo
Jun 25 2014 5:54PM
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Sno.
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SpagettHB:
hard boner
Ham butt
Harpoon bagel
Holy beagle
Harassment beacon
Hot brother
Healthy boob
Horney bitches
Hash breakfast
Heroic bumming
Homo bashing
Helpful beaner


If it isn't "hot boot," then it is definitely "harassment beacon"
Jun 25 2014 6:01PM
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987321654hgfd
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Any girl 2+ with an acceptable BMI is bangable. So in your case OP, bang first and worry later.
Jun 25 2014 6:11PM
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Heart
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Where do ethics play into this? What is unethical about giving it to someone? Fuck your neighbor you pussy.
Jun 25 2014 6:16PM
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Rusticles
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Hard Body
Jun 25 2014 6:20PM
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first_rodeo
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best case scenario-- I bang her _____x NSA (no strings attached).
Any other scenario-- It's fucking awkward or painful-- because I can't fuck and chuck. We live next to each other.
Jun 25 2014 9:28PM
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.FRY.
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fuck her you won't
Jun 25 2014 9:29PM
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Toaster-Tony
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You act like you're just going to walk over there and bang her. Put your money where you mouth is and make some moves, don't just talk about it on the internet.
Jun 25 2014 9:35PM
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-Dan
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I was involved with girl that lived next to me once. It was dope. She was crazy as fuck and very sexual. This is a claim and OP is a pussy.
Jun 25 2014 9:53PM
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JakeAssBeatClap
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DiabeetoYou act like you're just going to walk over there and bang her. Put your money where you mouth is and make some moves, don't just talk about it on the internet.


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Jun 25 2014 10:07PM
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daannnnieel
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One of my moms friends, psycho as a fucking bat but no one could tell really (like a lot of people if you think about it) ended up dating her neighbor.

The relationship ended poorly.

She broke through their combined wall during intercourse I believe.


I'm never fucking my apartment neighbor.
Jun 25 2014 10:53PM
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deleted5
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OP is gay 14 and still lives at home.
Jun 25 2014 11:56PM
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Spagett+
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zzzskizzzOP is gay 14 and still lives at home.


I'm gay and 14 but I live with my boyfriend.
Jun 26 2014 12:33AM
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Turd.Ferguson
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snobunnyIf it isn't "hot boot," then it is definitely "harassment beacon"


harPOON bagle?
Jun 26 2014 12:49AM
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Bodhisattva_
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TallxTI was involved with girl that lived next to me once. It was dope. She was crazy as fuck and very sexual. This is a claim and OP is a pussy.


Same experience but she lived on the floor above me in my dorm. Fucking prime set up.
Jun 26 2014 12:51AM
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hippy.
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dude just rape her she wont want anything to do with you sex+no cling=best case scenario
Jun 26 2014 10:22AM
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first_rodeo
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how many threads do i have about my low income neighborhood?
Jun 26 2014 10:26AM
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maximiliaan
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why would you want to bang a solid 7?
Jun 26 2014 10:27AM
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vandersteeze
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Lol solid 7
Jun 26 2014 10:29AM
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hippy.
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OP's new neighbor
Jun 26 2014 10:32AM
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little1337
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hippy.OP's new neighbor


damn op get on that! Personally, I don't have a thing for cross dressers but I respect your life choices.
Jun 26 2014 3:46PM
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Barefootin_Fiend
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"ethical dilemma"

you spelled claim wrong.
Jun 26 2014 4:36PM
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louie.mirags
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HB better stand for hickory bacon




God that shit is so good
Jun 26 2014 4:51PM
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cool_name
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DiabeetoYou act like you're just going to walk over there and bang her. Put your money where you mouth is and make some moves, don't just talk about it on the internet.


I have seen tons of documentrys on this topic, op all you need to do is dress as a publmer or pool boy and she will do the rest
Jun 27 2014 4:18AM
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-SnowSnoli-
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RubberSoul-who cares/go for it, i nailed my neighbor who had a boyfriend, yolo


I nailed my house mate who had a boyfriend asleep in the opposite room, yolo.
Jun 27 2014 6:58AM
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louie.mirags
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Bring her to the Hudson Project so you can rage your faces off
Jun 27 2014 7:50AM
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first_rodeo
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yeah look out for a crew of NS tall tees
Jun 27 2014 10:11AM
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skiersupreme
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im not quite understanding the problem here.
Jun 27 2014 12:24PM
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KravtZ
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What if that is your future wife man...go for it. Worst case scenario you never talk to her again
Jun 27 2014 12:51PM
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DasGoatenshafter
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Back in residence I was business casual with a girl on my floor, and 3 girls on the floor beneath me. No harm came of it as long as you use the verbal contract before getting naked:

"This is a one-time fun-time and anything we do tonight cannot be used against me in the court of emotions"

Sure you sound like a douche, but she at least knows what to expect and you get to have sex!
Jun 27 2014 1:53PM
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Byron_tha_gr8
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carltusz"This is a one-time fun-time and anything we do tonight cannot be used against me in the court of emotions"


Don't say that. Unless you want to not get laid ever again.
Jun 27 2014 3:12PM
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brend
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Fuck her right in the pussy.
Jun 27 2014 5:56PM
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Arnold.Schwartz
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DID SOMEONE SAY SEX?
Jun 27 2014 6:12PM
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GayWolf420
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The referenced post has been removed.



LOL he can't even make a decent joke about himself.
Jun 27 2014 6:21PM
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Wampire
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first_rodeono pics of said cat will be included.


found the pic of OP and his "cat"


Jun 27 2014 7:10PM
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Iliveinutah
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i fucked my neighbor a few years ago, i wouldn't say it was a good idea but it wasn't that bad. she has a kid now.
Jun 27 2014 10:58PM
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brov1
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CirilloAny girl 2+ with an acceptable BMI is bangable. So in your case OP, bang first and worry later.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=icGN07Ecnjs
Jun 27 2014 11:39PM
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