Me last night sitting on my friends couch with 3 other people smoking nugz, planning on spending the night on said couch after big SSBM sesh. Group of 3 girls comes over, 2 are pretty qt 3.14, other 1 is ok. They are buying quarter so I figure they arent stoner noobz. They are, but still seem pretty laid back and cool. I decide to get the 2 strong flirt game on with the hot girl (Sara)(#blackmagic). Friend gets out his jars of nug to show her options, she has no idea what shes doing. I show her why one strain is better than another. I get her to pick out the best strain, now shes super in deep to the Byron game. I grab her number, and text her my name so shes got mine. Ez.
Seems like they about to dip so I decide to take a dab. Sara's mind is blown. I load one for my friend then Sara decides she wants to try it, I don't want to say no to this hot girl but this dab is fat since its 4 the homie. Im like its big, shes like "I like it big haha". Of course I give in now. She takes fat dab, obvs coughs a shit ton, but thats expected, and I figure now theyll dip.
No.
Now shit got totally fucked up.
Sara is now keyed as fuck. Theres still some nugg in the bong, so we start to pass it around. Sara drops it and cracks the down stem. Sara asks how much weed we smoke to be able to dab, then asks if we dab before we wake up piss and jack off (wtf?). Sara is now high out her little white girl mind. She trys to get me to take her to my room to take a nap, even though it isn't my house, and starts talking about some weird kinky shit that she tried with her BF. Other 2 friends are now passed out, and it's dawning on all of us how fucked we might be. They are literally passed out and can't drive home, other than fucking Sara. Sara then starts demanding more dabs and weed, and for free. She starts talking about how hot she is and how she feels like she can use her body to get free nugs. She told all 3 of us about how her BF's dick wasn't big enough. Basically seemed like she was too high to realize her filter was totally off, and at this point she is so out of control and annoying that all levels of attraction have ended.
So now they spent the night here, and Sara just told me before she dips she can't wait to kick it with us again. Lol Sara.
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