People that try to guilt you for their mistakes and problems. I was mulching a shopping complex a few days ago, I hear a crunch, look up, this guy in a ram backed halfway out of his space and pulls forward to leave drives onto the bike in front of him 😗 I see no ones on it I’m just like oops, he gets out, looks at bike looks around, gets back in, I can see him in his vehicle looking around, dude was gonna leave, he notices me get out my phone , a minute goes by, he moves his truck gets out, looks at me, dude looks like a soldier, he’s well built, uh hurrdrrr can you help me pick this up?
” I’m not touching that “ I say with a slight uncontrollable snicker, I turn around back to work, derps like, blah blah just wanted some help so I don’t hurt myself. 😏 now I’m aggravated.
“ LOOK HERE YOU STUPID MOTHER FUCKER, I! DIDNT HIT IT CLOWN, HOW BOUT YOU GO IN THE GYM THERE and find the guy who’s bike it is and go fuck yourself, asshole “
I go back to work
he deals with this kid, looked like they exchanged info, and as he drives away, he’s 10 feet past, he says hey thanks for your help, I was just like “ you should maybe look where your going before you hit someone else clown.
Now understand, I help lots of people, I’d of helped the bikes owner, I’m not touching an insurance claim he can accidentally push over while we’re lifting and say I was part of the damage, sorry I’m smarter than you, sorry you can’t handle your little tonka toy, sorry I made your wife laugh cause your a coward and I’m ridiculously handsome and could chest bump you into a coma, I’ll be there 3 more days I hope I see him again, I’m very tempted to back into his truck 🤪 take out my aggression for being banned for my big horn shenanigans. 😇