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Get some little tiny horns on your head, and every day or two, get slightly larger ones until she notices.
And then invite a friend who looks like jesus to come over for dinner and try to solve your guys' problems with each other.
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Best thing you can do is basically tell her it's ridiculous. But don't tell her she's being stupid. That pisses parents off for some reason. Tell em they're being silly. Or just wait a few days. If she doesn't bring an exorcist over you're home free.
i thought your dad said he was gay. well, your family is fucked up anyway.
I don't deny there are bad things in the US right now, hell, 51% of the country to be exact. But god damnit, our country being fat is NOT a problem. I do't give a shit how fat people are. hell, fat kids are harder to kidnap, that means our country is safer.
what u do is put talcum thingys in ur pocket, and learn a couple lines of latin, then when they least expect it, at christmas when your about to open a present or something, put the talcum powder in ur mouth, roll around on the floor flailing about, sayin the lines of latin. The foaming mouth-latin-roll works everytime.