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How to flip a pancake (super spooky)
just think of the wads darth vader could conjure if he force choked his chicken
i would fuck the shit out of oprah.
The Illuminati are here and they want to fuck yo bitch.
"NS =semi pornographic, ski dating, subject matter experts about law, drugs, culinary, gaming, automotive, and nonsensical jibberjabber / troll haven / school of internet sexuality and spelling."-Rick.Roll
"You had sex with a 13 year old Indian? This is the 21st century not the fucking Lewis & Clark expedition Jesus Christ"-Thizzle.
"I boned a cougar once. The zoo was not happy"- Aidan-G
Days of Shred: 25
you are a loser nerd.
"SFB changed me from a boy to a boy with a slightly looser butthole"- Aidan-G
"I cant get high, i don't have a pilot's licenses"-Mr.Sloth
"My hands are all cut up because this thread is so fucking edgy"- Wallisch_pls
Line skis yo
"being serious on NS is like having sex with a dead dog: its fun and erotic, but something just feels wrong"
I asked out a girl today. she's a real girl too.
Every Halloween, the Grand Pumpkin rises from the pumpkin patch to give candy to all the good boys and girls.
Mad River Mountain / Perfect North Slopes
Instagram and Snapchat: devonlucas
"When in trouble, tuck for double."
"BUTTER BALL!" -Hyphy Dad Filmer
"Yep - you sir just won the internet. Al Gore is on his way to deliver a Llama." -Mr.Bishop
I votes for EBI sucks
I know, El_Barto. With great power comes the fear and cowardice of those against us. But power always trumps weakness. A wise man once told me that oppression is like the pressure on the carbon that is the powerful which ultimately molds them into diamonds. It's a necessary part of the process, he said. And do you know who that wise man was? It was you, El_Barto. It was you.
"I always felt like I could do anything. That's the main thing people are controlled by - their perception of themselves" - Kanye West
that was dumb
newschool is a state of mind, not a style of skiing.
I just screamed because it was 3sp00ky5me and my host became rather vexed. 9/10, would be sp00ked again.
"The light that burns twice as bright burns half as long" -skithesprings
Sarah Burke, 1/21/2012
CR Johnson 2/24/10
Shane McConkey 3/26/09
Travis Steeger 2/27/09
Walk up to her in the halls, BONER. She touches my shoulder, BONER. I hold her hand, BONERRIFIC!- Papa
"That's like saying 'I like Christmas because Santa breaks my legs and kills my cats every year." -Billek
"this is not a ski trip decided on weed, it is a weed to where they have some of the best skiing out there" - cyclo252
NS TRANCE FAM
That was entertaining
"east coast hardcore real stuff" - LJ Strenio
"im not slow. i didnt even make this edit.. go fuck yourself" - hoodcrew
"because everyone who skis them are east coast rail rats
when you ski park on the east coast you never see a twin in good condition" - Peter.$
tomorrows forecast, swag apocalypse. 10/10 great thread
"perfectly content to straight airing over kickers and jibbing ride-on boxes... Im doing to because I love it." -rbean24
"I saw some dude with the brazzers hoodie the other day" -Schmaelzle
"hot lezbo bbq starring smg"- sfb
"Im gonna make mtn dew for cats. call it meowtain dew."- Lion
I think im going to have nightmares tonight...
Gazelles are so majestic...
KimJong-IllestI think im going to have nightmares tonight...
We have some new pamphlets available in our church news rack including "Bible Bafflers," "Satan's Boners" and "Good Grief, More Satan's Boners" and for you teens, "It's Not Cool to Fry in Hell."
1:21 WTF! That was such sweg.
2 sp00k 4 m3
Is urban skiing legal? "its about as legal as the asian girl in my basement"-mrsloth
Easiest fuck marry kill of all time.
Fuck Gus. Lets be honest he's incredibly good looking.
Marry Joss. I'd marry anyone on 4bi9
Kill Geopper. Keep the industry CORE, KILL THE ROBOT!!!!-OH.Holiday
The f mate
Only those who will risk going too far can possibly find out how far one can go.
2013/2014 days skiing: 15
"If you're not building an atom bomb, you're a pussy. I believe that was from the late Alfred Einstein" - Steve Stepp
"Is this a sentence or a word bank?" Broto
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