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How to ask out a girl

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HamFaceGirl
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There's this girl in my geometry class and I really like her. What should I do?
Jun 5 2014 1:02PM
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theabortionator
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Ask her to come with you and move to someplace with no internet access.
Jun 5 2014 1:05PM
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jensen
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HamFaceGirlWhat should I do?


Eat shit and kill yourself.
Jun 5 2014 1:05PM
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deleted5
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theabortionatorAsk her to come with you and move to someplace with no internet access.


With words.
Jun 5 2014 1:08PM
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Peter.
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You aren't even in a geometry class right now. This whole thread is a fraud.


Source: I'm his brother
Jun 5 2014 1:10PM
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HamFaceGirl
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Peter.You aren't even in a geometry class right now. This whole thread is a fraud.


Source: I'm his brother


Sorry, trig
Jun 5 2014 1:11PM
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SFB
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tell her if she doesnt go out with you youre gonna kill yourself.
Jun 5 2014 1:13PM
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WPoch
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Touch anus's together
Jun 5 2014 1:16PM
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CaptainObvious.
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HamFaceGirlSorry, trig


You should probably learn this shit before you try to engage in any kind of conversation. With anyone.
Jun 5 2014 1:17PM
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theabortionator
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Peter.You aren't even in a geometry class right now. This whole thread is a fraud.


Source: I'm his brother


WHy would you want to be related to OP?
Jun 5 2014 1:20PM
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TheGreenBastard
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try sleeping through every class period, shell think your mysterious
Jun 5 2014 1:52PM
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Chewy.
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theabortionatorAsk her to come with you and move to someplace with no internet access.


Haha I laughed at this a lot
Jun 5 2014 2:06PM
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El_Barto.
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Makes sure shes a lez first
Jun 5 2014 2:12PM
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acualywasdolan
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jensenEat shit and kill yourself.


This is true. If you dont have a vagina and dont take it in the ass you shouldnt have a pinkname.

Whats that? You do take it in the ass?

Carry on
Jun 5 2014 4:17PM
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El_Barto.
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SpssThis is true. If you dont have a vagina and dont take it in the ass you shouldnt have a pinkname.

Whats that? You do take it in the ass?

Carry on


hahaha
Jun 5 2014 5:04PM
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soulskier
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ask for a consult on the internet because you need help
Jun 5 2014 5:39PM
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skiersupreme
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say hi every once in a while. see if you can get to know her over the course of a couple weeks. and once you have her trust and you have a solid friendship, fuck her right in the pussy.
Jun 5 2014 5:40PM
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Milhouse
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tell her you like her ass
Jun 5 2014 6:05PM
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Lé.Skiing
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Milhousetell her you like her ass


Don't listen to milhouse
http://youtu.be/ERmCwh8CW-o
Jun 5 2014 6:14PM
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Milhouse
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LE.SkiingDon't listen to milhouse
http://youtu.be/ERmCwh8CW-o



that was the old me. I'm a ladykiller now so I'd take my advice if I were you.
Jun 5 2014 6:16PM
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Lé.Skiing
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Milhousethat was the old me. I'm a ladykiller now so I'd take my advice if I were you.


http://youtu.be/zc5KN5tYDXc
Jun 5 2014 6:20PM
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Milhouse
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LE.Skiinghttp://youtu.be/zc5KN5tYDXc




that was last week. gimme a break
Jun 5 2014 6:25PM
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Bateman
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LE.Skiinghttp://youtu.be/zc5KN5tYDXc


Everythings not coming up Milhouse, huh.
Jun 5 2014 6:25PM
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baaangthat
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ask her is she wants to watch you spacedock w/ her dad
Jun 5 2014 6:40PM
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gotti
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say this, "did it hurt when you fell from heaven"

ive never been turned down with that zinger
Jun 5 2014 7:12PM
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casey_cope
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hold up hold up. aren't you a girl?
Jun 5 2014 10:55PM
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.Hugo.
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cmancopehold up hold up. aren't you a girl?

Ya, didn't you see her "I want to scissor Ellen DeGeneres" thread
Jun 5 2014 10:57PM
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casey_cope
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.Hugo.Ya, didn't you see her "I want to scissor Ellen DeGeneres" thread


I mean hey her username is hamfaceGIRL and she does have a pink username
Jun 5 2014 11:08PM
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acualywasdolan
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baaangthatask her is she wants to watch you spacedock w/ her dad


Pics will, of course, be required

Wait what?
Jun 5 2014 11:36PM
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plyswthsqrrls
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cmancopeI mean hey her username is hamfaceGIRL and she does have a pink username


Jun 6 2014 12:13AM
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acualywasdolan
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plyswthsqrrls


Obvious photoshop...
Jun 6 2014 12:35AM
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milk_man
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SpssObvious photoshop...


Nah dude, it's legit
Jun 6 2014 1:00AM
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brend
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Pee in her butt
Jun 28 2014 12:26AM
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El_Barto.
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brendanbectoldPee in her butt


you mother fucker
Jun 28 2014 12:33AM
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notspoicey
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OP

http://www.ispot.tv/ad/7qCq/google-nexus-7-speech
Jun 28 2014 12:46AM
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.frenchy
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icve never even had a girlfreind!!! does that mean im gaay???? im 18 man s!


please helep, i dont want to be gay

#ReplyTweet

#F4F
Jun 28 2014 1:11AM
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AT-AT
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Jun 28 2014 2:00AM
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Zimmerman
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Put your thumb in her butt; she'll love you forever. Or she'll call the cops. Either way it'll be interesting
Jun 28 2014 3:46AM
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SnowshoeThompson
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Beat up your geometry teacher in the middle of class. Chicks are all about that bad boy attitude.
Jun 28 2014 4:58AM
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Bombogenesis
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Speaking of ham face, what happened to hamnuts? She was gorgeous
Jun 28 2014 8:43AM
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hippy.
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i really hate to be this guy and i thought NS would beat me to it but.....PEE IN HER BUTT
Jun 28 2014 8:56AM
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HamFaceGirl
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Okay guys so I asked her out today in earth science. (Omg she said yes) we are probably going for ice cream tonight, and then to a movie, possibly back to her place after, if her mom can drive
Jun 28 2014 10:07AM
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hippy.
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SideShowBobOkay guys so I asked her out today in earth science. (Omg she said yes) we are probably going for ice cream tonight, and then to a movie, possibly back to her place after, if her mom can drive

much troll very sneek wow such summer break get the fuck outa here sideboob bob
Jun 28 2014 10:09AM
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HamFaceGirl
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hippy.much troll very sneek wow such summer break get the fuck outa here sideboob bob


Do you not see where I live? Do you you think we have the same breaks? Are you fucking kidding me? I'm trying to get some advice so back off bud
Jun 28 2014 10:12AM
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-DawnPatrol
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try this line:



Jun 28 2014 10:37AM
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hippy.
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SideShowBobDo you not see where I live? Do you you think we have the same breaks? Are you fucking kidding me? I'm trying to get some advice so back off bud

tuvalu....
Jun 28 2014 10:43AM
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HamFaceGirl
Posts: 5242 - Karma: 2,679
hippy.tuvalu....


yeah you jelly?
This is my view right now

This is my house

See that rasta towel hanging out the window? That's mine
Jun 28 2014 11:14AM
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.frenchy
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SideShowBobyeah you jelly?
This is my view right now


why would u grow weed in the ocean??
Jun 28 2014 11:37AM
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HamFaceGirl
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.frenchywhy would u grow weed in the ocean??


pigs wouldn't expect it. I make dollar off that shit
Jun 28 2014 12:30PM
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.Hugo.
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SideShowBobpigs wouldn't expect it. I make dollar off that shit


I just alerted them. Have fun going back to jail sideshowbob
Jun 28 2014 12:40PM
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Blindsurfer
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do the naked man. 70% of the time, it works every time. also lets see some pics of the lady
Jun 28 2014 12:54PM
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