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avgvstynovich
Posts: 155 - Karma: 6,825
If you were a billionaire and you could do anything you want in ski industry, what would you do ?
I would like to build such objects as woodward, but in countries 'bad-located' to promote this sport globally, And you ?..
May 25 2014 1:18PM
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slav_slayer
Posts: 476 - Karma: 1,821
i would make a ski, where you could ride backwards and forwards with ease.

the future is now people
May 25 2014 1:20PM
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Miomo
Posts: 4302 - Karma: 14,131
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One mile long rail. Whoever* slides it gets a million dollars

*No knuckle-draggers allowed
May 25 2014 1:25PM
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RalphWaldo
Posts: 121 - Karma: 425
I'd build a snowflex hill
May 25 2014 1:43PM
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Balto
Posts: 25985 - Karma: 4,398
Start a non profit heli/cat operation in the north cascades with costs affordable to your average skier
May 25 2014 1:53PM
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HORK
Posts: 100 - Karma: 1,785
I would have facial reconstruction to look like dollo
May 25 2014 2:01PM
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Craigskis
Posts: 6648 - Karma: 1,636
I concur with Balto & it wouldn't take a billion to do it I've had the same thought
May 25 2014 2:07PM
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alexissefb
Posts: 89 - Karma: 106
Invented a ski brand, local shop, travel, build an indoor park in my town and have fun !
May 25 2014 2:20PM
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whipple
Posts: 1415 - Karma: 5,167
probably get into base / wing suit jumping with skis
May 25 2014 2:43PM
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patt.
Posts: 598 - Karma: 1,272
I would make "SKI" the video game. It would basically be SKATE, but you could also ski real resorts. Since i'm a billionaire it would be freeeeeeeee!
May 25 2014 2:46PM
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RockNRollNghtClb
Posts: 2013 - Karma: 2,509
Krabby_PattyI would make "SKI" the video game. It would basically be SKATE, but you could also ski real resorts. Since i'm a billionaire it would be freeeeeeeee!


that already exists its called jiblife
May 25 2014 2:51PM
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Dode
Posts: 349 - Karma: 1,052
Invest in a bunch of Michigan/Midwest resorts and improve the parks, lifts and runs
May 25 2014 3:01PM
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Yaraelpoof.png
Posts: 1556 - Karma: 6,417
I would buy vail and turn it into park city
May 25 2014 3:40PM
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LOLZfajitas
Posts: 393 - Karma: 1,054
id prolly party all the money away and still such at skiing
May 25 2014 4:03PM
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Milhouse
Posts: 328 - Karma: 1,380
I'd make the biggest dildo in the world and wouldn't share it with anyone
May 25 2014 4:08PM
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LOLZfajitas
Posts: 393 - Karma: 1,054
elm0I'd make the biggest dildo in the world and wouldn't share it with anyone


can i watch you use it?
May 25 2014 4:25PM
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Brocka_Flocka
Posts: 1213 - Karma: 8,770
Purchase Vail resorts
May 25 2014 5:06PM
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Mikesauce
Posts: 59 - Karma: 108
Definitely would rebuild chads gap.
May 25 2014 5:08PM
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linus_deboss
Posts: 1036 - Karma: 1,909
start my own brand. buy up mountain resorts and give them good parks. make lift tickets cheaper. make free ski-rentals for poor people. make a freestyle sports academy open for everyone who just likes the sport but is not necessarly good at it. turn my home into one big ass skatepark. finally build a backyard setup. also a big ass tramp in my backyard. and a pool. make a world trip. free food for everyone. most importantly share all this with friends.

damn life would be fun with money
May 25 2014 5:11PM
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brend
Posts: 779 - Karma: 3,608
Create a clone of TWall and Henrik
May 25 2014 5:19PM
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ehPhil
Posts: 40 - Karma: 44
Buy a bunch of land in the mountains and make it an only park resort. half for skiers and half for boarders! Also start a company to help teach kids how to park ski with the best of the best
May 25 2014 5:50PM
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snakerton
Posts: 2434 - Karma: 1,977
build dry slopes in every big city in America
May 25 2014 5:58PM
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S.J.W
Posts: 7609 - Karma: 31,182
I'd buy out Vail, lol
May 25 2014 6:10PM
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SirMurficus
Posts: 20 - Karma: 14
Well, first I'd also buy Vail and turn it into Park City.
In terms of other stuff, I'd give J like a million dollars, then I'd buy a bunch of land somewhere in BC, build large booters in summer, buy a helicopter and some snowmobiles and session.......

Also, first post on a front page topic.
May 25 2014 6:17PM
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JMEN
Posts: 123 - Karma: 907
I would get Khai paid
May 25 2014 6:34PM
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PizzaKid
Posts: 297 - Karma: 309
Would probably buy a mountain and then build a nice facility like woodward with tons of skateparks, foam pits, tramps, huge pool, a hockey rink and a huge indoor fridge to shred all year long at the base and of course lots of space to have friends live there
May 25 2014 6:35PM
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ethanzatta
Posts: 146 - Karma: 309
Fund my local resort, build a snow flex slope in my backyard go to a bunch of ski camps and get tons of ski stuff.
May 25 2014 6:41PM
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Bateman
Posts: 8590 - Karma: 8,600
Chads Gap invitational
May 25 2014 6:45PM
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JahLiam
Posts: 2321 - Karma: 7,823
Id buy every single lift ticket that the mountain can sell and have the hill to myself every day
May 25 2014 6:52PM
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Balto
Posts: 25985 - Karma: 4,398
JahLiamId buy every single lift ticket that the mountain can sell and have the hill to myself every day


name 1 mountain that has a set number of tickets they can sell each day
May 25 2014 6:56PM
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SKIU4EA
Posts: 2387 - Karma: 2,072
I'd put it all on black
May 25 2014 7:03PM
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Skibumsmith
Posts: 5414 - Karma: 11,608
Baltoname 1 mountain that has a set number of tickets they can sell each day


Deer Valley
May 25 2014 7:06PM
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SquattingDog
Posts: 196 - Karma: 393
I'd pay off the cops so I can actually hit urban.
May 25 2014 7:07PM
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elcoach
Posts: 1104 - Karma: 2,585
Cheaper lift tickets , cheap gear , and cheap bitches
May 25 2014 7:09PM
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MLJ
Posts: 1849 - Karma: 3,649
Hmm, this is a tough one.

First, I would buy out some land in the alps and build a mega park, with amazing training facilities at the bottom that can be used year round with really affordable rental housing in the area as well. Next, I would run an invitational in said park every year for AMs and people without sponsored, kinda like superunknown except the winner bags contracts for $50,000 a year, funding sick ski trips and allowing lots of unknown skiers get some insane footy.

Next, I would probably try to invest in several big ski companies like Faction, buy Oakley from luxottica and move their production back to America.

Finally, I would open a shop at the bottom of this place that sells ski gear at super cheap prices by buying in bulk, and literally selling at a high enough price to keep the shop self sufficient. It would also do internet delivery, and thus would quickly overtake the likes of blue tomato for unrivalled internet ski-gear purchasing.

Boom, take that bitches.
May 25 2014 7:17PM
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do.a.rodeo
Posts: 270 - Karma: -30
Simple.

I would re open Snowpark NZ
May 25 2014 7:20PM
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Japaneezy
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khornickI would have facial reconstruction to look like dollo


Id rather be Jon Olsson than Henrik
May 25 2014 7:29PM
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chuckmarty
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BatemanChads Gap invitational


that would be such a bloodbath
May 25 2014 7:35PM
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E__
Posts: 5751 - Karma: 4,633
Meh I'd spend all of my money trying to marry Scarlett Johansson.
May 25 2014 7:43PM
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Pescado
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Prolly meth and build a few city bullet train to lift ski resorts
May 25 2014 8:17PM
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JahLiam
Posts: 2321 - Karma: 7,823
Baltoname 1 mountain that has a set number of tickets they can sell each day


SkibumsmithDeer Valley


Glen Eden
May 25 2014 8:20PM
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nicola.lussi
Posts: 50 - Karma: 24
buy revelstoke mountain resort and ban snowboarders.
May 25 2014 8:29PM
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STAUSS
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i'd buy brighton and make it a private resort. ban all jong bags.
May 25 2014 8:44PM
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Dubal
Posts: 82 - Karma: 795
Pay for Tom Wallisch's hair replacement
May 25 2014 8:53PM
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Miomo
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I'd buy Khai Krepela
May 25 2014 9:13PM
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remster
Posts: 898 - Karma: 261
Make Steve Stepp pro
May 25 2014 9:14PM
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little1337
Posts: 8158 - Karma: 45,761
2 chicks at the same time... at the summit of Hood
May 25 2014 9:57PM
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snomaster
Posts: 3336 - Karma: 5,677
1.)develop the electric snowmobile
2.)finally get a stiff AT boot with replaceable soles to the market, available down to 22.5 so my lady can even get a pair.
May 25 2014 10:04PM
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milk_man
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I would build indoor ski areas in the midwest because of our short seasons. And in Texas and stuff so people could have the option of skiing and boarding
May 25 2014 10:40PM
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