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Half of big toe chopped off - tattoo ideas?

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mrbillgates
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The title says it all...anyone got any funny, clever, witty ideas for this?

My buddy works as a greenskeeper at a local golf course and was trimming the edges around one of the bunkers and slipped on the dew that builds up after the sprinklers run...and boom, that happened, he got away lucky, he could've easily lost his foot.

I'm trying to cheer him up, and I have faith in NS to bring this one home...

PICS OR DIDN'T HAPPEN

His toe (lack there of):


Funny idea for inspiration:
May 24 2014 10:15PM
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Spagett+
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"I have a chode of a big toe"
May 25 2014 12:02AM
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infedel_one
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honestly, a little sign saying "this little piggy went to market and never came back" sorry repetitive on the original post but thats prolly the best.
May 25 2014 12:17AM
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acualywasdolan
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That is the ugliest foot ive ever seen
May 25 2014 12:20AM
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Milhouse
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"French fried when i should have pizzad"
May 25 2014 12:20AM
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SFB
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an SS tatoo would probably look pretty sweet
May 25 2014 12:21AM
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acualywasdolan
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I kicked a duck out of my yard...
turns out it was dolan...
May 25 2014 12:28AM
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little1337
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RIP B.I.G
May 25 2014 10:20AM
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JAHpow
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SFBan SS tatoo would probably look pretty sweet


Just get the new electric symbol
May 25 2014 10:25AM
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TheBigApple
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What the fuck kind of trimmer was he using and what the fuck kind of shoes was he wearing?
May 25 2014 11:09AM
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theabortionator
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"This foot ain't big enough for the 5 of us"
May 25 2014 11:47AM
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Balto
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TheBigAppleWhat the fuck kind of trimmer was he using and what the fuck kind of shoes was he wearing?


Seriously haha, don't cut grass in flip flops
May 25 2014 11:51AM
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hippy.
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theabortionator"This foot ain't big enough for the 5 of us"


Gilligan's island quote or something else?
May 25 2014 1:27PM
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mrbillgates
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BaltoSeriously haha, don't cut grass in flip flops


This is what he told me he did via text, "I was using a fly mower on bunkers and slipped on some wet grass. As I fell back I jerked the mower and my foot slid underneath. It was on top of a really steep bunker."

He definitely wasn't wearing flip flops. He would've slid his whole foot under the fly if that was the case.
May 28 2014 10:45AM
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mrbillgates
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1337RIP B.I.G


This idea is my favorite so far, for sure.
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