so were coming home from a sailing meet on the bus, and me and my friend think it'd be funny to press ham on the window on the highway (our bus says the name of our school on the side)
this little silver car came up next to us and whips out his iphone and takes a picture of our asses, and then proceeds to drive in front of our bus all the way to the school. Me and my friend get off the bus as soon as possible because we know this guy has a pic of our asses and don't want to be there to confront him about it. So I'm all good till first period the next day, where I got pulled out of class by the dean, and he tells me he has a picture of my friend and i's "bare asses being pressed against the window" (almost asked for a copy of the picture because that would be epic) so ya now we have 2 days in school suspension all for some pressed ham. Turns out the guy who took the picture is an alumni of my school, which makes me wonder why the fuck he would go out of his way to fuck over a couple high school kids. well shit
sparknotes: pressed ham and a stranger took a pic.