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Skiing or gf?

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skier58284
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Option 1: You can ski every day for the rest of your life. Wherever you want whenever you want. You can go to South America and New Zealand all summer and fall, Alaska all winter and spring, or wherever you prefer. But you are foreveralone.

Option 2: You have the best boyfriend/girlfriend you could hope for, but you can't ski for the rest of your life.
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May 12 2014 12:38AM
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-MK-
Posts: 3253 - Karma: 5,332
I'd rather ride OPs mom EVERYWHERE

DOUBLE WAMMY
May 12 2014 12:51AM
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SlurmrnHurnyBurn
Posts: 315 - Karma: 765
I hate bad girlfriends, they fuck up your life. Also hai! :) I've been away for a tad to long
May 12 2014 12:52AM
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-WZ-
Posts: 3600 - Karma: 6,581
by forever alone do u still have friends but just no gf? cuz then id take skiing but if u didnt have friends or a gf id probly just take up biking instead haha
May 12 2014 1:07AM
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gr4
Posts: 1499 - Karma: 945
gf + snowblades = forever happy
May 12 2014 1:09AM
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Parrish
Posts: 8695 - Karma: 1,007
May 12 2014 1:11AM
17 1
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deleted5
Posts: 14507 - Karma: 13,500
For one girl no, for a bunch of girls, now you changed the game.
May 12 2014 1:33AM
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acualywasdolan
Posts: 1172 - Karma: -747
Girl. I ski enough as is
May 12 2014 2:35AM
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gotti
Posts: 4269 - Karma: 4,548
Parrish


buyers market for you
May 12 2014 3:01AM
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theabortionator
Posts: 51251 - Karma: 157,256
Obviously choice 1.

I get to ski all the time and ski all the time. The cons are no happily ever after but I can still watch porn, hook up with strangers and ski everyday.

I would love a good relationship but it's unrealistic for me right now. I bounce around too much and have strange interests like skiing and music that limit the possibilities.

I've sort of decided a long time ago I'd probably be forever alone'd

:(

Oh well, time to go skiing! :)
May 12 2014 3:44AM
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slav_slayer
Posts: 476 - Karma: 1,821
I can't put my drungis in a ski so, gf ;_;
May 12 2014 8:26AM
1 1
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WPoch
Posts: 1751 - Karma: 3,831
Or, Option 3... Neither....
May 12 2014 8:31AM
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louie.mirags
Posts: 6015 - Karma: 5,028
The referenced post has been removed.


Trying to catch me trolling dirty
May 12 2014 8:34AM
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.Hugo.
Posts: 17360 - Karma: 28,466
Option 2. WTF is skiing?
May 12 2014 9:57AM
1 1
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Chunter
Posts: 2050 - Karma: 1,894
theabortionatorObviously choice 1.

I get to ski all the time and ski all the time. The cons are no happily ever after but I can still watch porn, hook up with strangers and ski everyday.

I would love a good relationship but it's unrealistic for me right now. I bounce around too much and have strange interests like skiing and music that limit the possibilities.

I've sort of decided a long time ago I'd probably be forever alone'd

:(

Oh well, time to go skiing! :)


What has happened to your posts lately...I think that old school summer nsg thread has messed you up. I miss the abortionator that would chew out OP for making such a pussy thread.
May 12 2014 1:12PM
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Mr.LemonPie
Posts: 4100 - Karma: 1,625
slav_slayerI can't put my drungis in a ski so, gf ;_;


Learn up...



https://www.newschoolers.com/forum/thread/2/ever-have-sex-with-your-skis-?page=1
May 12 2014 1:15PM
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galardogod
Posts: 1693 - Karma: 5,115
I would take option 1 I like skiing more than any girl
May 12 2014 1:31PM
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SFB
Posts: 8895 - Karma: 26,346
skiing is 4 plebs. ill bang my hot gf and ride snowblades all day
May 12 2014 1:39PM
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Toaster-Tony
Posts: 3531 - Karma: 5,850
So you're saying that I can ski wherever I want, whenever I want? Then someday, settle down and find a woman?

OR

Not ever ski again and be in a serious relationship.

I'll go with option 1
May 12 2014 1:41PM
2 1
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.nasty
Posts: 10581 - Karma: 11,090
I have both. lucky me.

seriously though, if your gf doesn't ski or do anything except party then get a new one.
May 12 2014 1:42PM
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MEDSKI.XXX
Posts: 312 - Karma: 403
With option 1 can I still plow rando's and just never talk to them again?
May 12 2014 2:31PM
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Toaster-Tony
Posts: 3531 - Karma: 5,850
The referenced post has been removed.


I think I'll still go with option A.

Me and all the other foreveralone skiers can kick it in the mountains til we die
May 12 2014 2:33PM
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theabortionator
Posts: 51251 - Karma: 157,256
ChunterWhat has happened to your posts lately...I think that old school summer nsg thread has messed you up. I miss the abortionator that would chew out OP for making such a pussy thread.


I've gone soft :(


The mods finally got there wish. I miss running free in the wild west.



Maybe I can make a comeback.
May 12 2014 2:48PM
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boozer
Posts: 518 - Karma: 35,578
i guess ns is filled with a bunch of introverted loners
May 12 2014 3:11PM
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milk_man
Posts: 5214 - Karma: 6,494
Option 1! You could still have a decently good partner with option 1 I think..But maybe I didn't read it carefully enough
May 12 2014 3:22PM
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arnie_grape
Posts: 3426 - Karma: 11,362
skiing because even in a really good relationship there will be shitty times and sacrifices. skiing, not so much.
May 12 2014 3:27PM
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daannnnieel
Posts: 5163 - Karma: 4,293
I can still bike, so honestly I would go with option two.
May 12 2014 7:42PM
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milk_man
Posts: 5214 - Karma: 6,494
Don't kill me but... come to think of it I would maybe go with option 2 and start snowboarding or something.. Don't kill me
May 12 2014 7:51PM
2 1
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Midwest_Shred
Posts: 3 - Karma: 40
I'll stab my girlfriend for a trip to Whistler
May 12 2014 7:59PM
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raymondcabral
Posts: 747 - Karma: 1,094
milk_manDon't kill me but... come to think of it I would maybe go with option 2 and start snowboarding or something.. Don't kill me

May 12 2014 8:04PM
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gotti
Posts: 4269 - Karma: 4,548
Midwest_ShredI'll stab my girlfriend for a trip to Whistler


seconded
May 12 2014 10:35PM
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WisconsinJibs
Posts: 23 - Karma: 167
If you choose Gf over skiing you need to get your priorities straight.
May 12 2014 10:37PM
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numnuts
Posts: 395 - Karma: 1,150
there is always friends with benefits
May 12 2014 10:49PM
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RockNRollNghtClb
Posts: 2013 - Karma: 2,509
boozeri guess ns is filled with a bunch of introverted loners


just like every online forum
May 13 2014 12:36AM
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skier58284
Posts: 1705 - Karma: 5,365
Option 1 has a strong lead. I am glad to see that NS has its priorities straight.
May 13 2014 1:25AM
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mr.society
Posts: 370 - Karma: 140
Option 3: drift slut
May 13 2014 1:48AM
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_Jeffrey_
Posts: 1651 - Karma: 572
Parrish


Why can't all girls think like you?
May 13 2014 1:55AM
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ModMommy
Posts: 10718 - Karma: 55,300
I have the option to ski where ever, when ever I please. Or I could settle down and have a family?
I could totally go for the single mom thing and shred all over and culture a kid. I'd go with option one.
May 13 2014 1:56AM
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Parrish
Posts: 8695 - Karma: 1,007
poohskiing because even in a really good relationship there will be shitty times and sacrifices. skiing, not so much.


knees man, think of your knees
May 13 2014 2:00AM
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ethanfrayne
Posts: 190 - Karma: 1,196
So, were would I ski first?
May 13 2014 8:13AM
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.Hugo.
Posts: 17360 - Karma: 28,466
_Jeffrey_Why can't all girls think like you?


lololololololololololololol

I bet you wanna fuck her, huh?
May 13 2014 9:36AM
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arnie_grape
Posts: 3426 - Karma: 11,362
Parrishknees man, think of your knees


been there man but option one implies you can ski every day for the rest of your life
May 13 2014 11:59AM
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