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The Holy Guide to Getting Men (For Women)

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erica
Posts: 3449 - Karma: 24,068
You must only perform one task.

Succes Rate: 10000%
Attracts: Any man, anywhere, anytime.
Cons: Too easy?


Step 1: Pick a dude.

Step 2: Look at him.

Step 3: Have sex with him.
May 8 2014 12:30AM
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RimJobber
Posts: 3313 - Karma: 10,058
Can confirm. Am a guy. No girl has looked at me and I'm still a virgin
May 8 2014 12:34AM
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SteezoSaurus
Posts: 2630 - Karma: 2,670
/threads
May 8 2014 12:35AM
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Puzzled
Posts: 4267 - Karma: 4,448
suck a dick eric
May 8 2014 12:40AM
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.Hugo.
Posts: 17360 - Karma: 28,466
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thats probably because youre an ugly loser
May 8 2014 12:57AM
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-WZ-
Posts: 3600 - Karma: 6,581
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thats too bad m8
May 8 2014 1:08AM
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LoathesRaisins
Posts: 3612 - Karma: 4,735
-WZ-thats too bad m8

u wot m8?
May 8 2014 2:00AM
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theabortionator
Posts: 51251 - Karma: 157,256
OP let's do it
May 8 2014 2:29AM
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esotericjive
Posts: 1889 - Karma: 1,445
I need feminism because girls should ask me out. (Hmuuuuu)
May 8 2014 8:14AM
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Bateman
Posts: 8590 - Karma: 8,600
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gr8 b8 m8 r8 8/8

(your prom date)
May 8 2014 8:29AM
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timmi
Posts: 12874 - Karma: 3,460
Honestly Erica, I just see you as a really good friend. Like a sister. I wouldn't want to wreck what we have.
May 8 2014 8:55AM
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chacha33
Posts: 959 - Karma: 4,163
I usually look at women a long time before I have sex with them. Through binoculars, in a tree, outside their window.
May 8 2014 8:57AM
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Yaraelpoof.png
Posts: 1556 - Karma: 6,417
RimJobberCan confirm. Am a guy. No girl has looked at me and I'm still a virgin


Great first post
May 8 2014 9:27AM
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Daph
Posts: 5978 - Karma: 5,005
It is a pretty foolproof method. If needed a little tit flash comes in handy
May 8 2014 11:09AM
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JordanButtfart
Posts: 1013 - Karma: 3,027
Batemangr8 b8 m8 r8 8/8

(your prom date)


prom d8?
May 8 2014 12:08PM
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Ski_Alot
Posts: 5884 - Karma: 3,502
I'm blind and I find this very offensive
May 8 2014 1:52PM
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cool_name
Posts: 4295 - Karma: 3,131
Ski_AlotI'm blind and I find this very offensive


i am deaf and also find this offensive
May 8 2014 4:06PM
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ZachAndCheese
Posts: 816 - Karma: 5,116
If a women looks at you she wants sex
May 8 2014 4:12PM
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Charlie_Kelly
Posts: 11953 - Karma: 12,292
Life would be so much easier if girls just straight up told guys whether we can be inside them or not.
May 8 2014 4:23PM
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Bateman
Posts: 8590 - Karma: 8,600
Granite_StateLife would be so much easier if girls just straight up told guys whether we can be inside them or not.


yeah but having repulsive chicks come over to you at the bar and say so would just be.. too much. it would be more of a curse than a blessing, really.
May 9 2014 12:20PM
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SFB
Posts: 8895 - Karma: 26,346
hmmm im a girl and this has never worked for me. help?
May 9 2014 12:21PM
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Jane6
Posts: 5359 - Karma: 4,505
ERICA.MNStep 2: Look at him.







:(
May 9 2014 12:34PM
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Bart.Man
Posts: 1742 - Karma: 1,951
Malibu_Stacy



:(


Bart strikes again, ruining yet another Malibu Stacy doll!
May 9 2014 1:08PM
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Wallisch_pl
Posts: 5260 - Karma: 1,022
All women are stupid whores. How about you dress less slutty and close your legs you skanks
May 9 2014 1:08PM
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Turkelton
Posts: 2829 - Karma: 8,558
I spotted at least 2 brobots here
May 9 2014 1:29PM
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HamFaceGirl
Posts: 5242 - Karma: 2,679
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lol
May 9 2014 1:50PM
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skier58284
Posts: 1705 - Karma: 5,365
I'm male. I disagree. The only sure way is to huck a cliff when I'm watching.
May 9 2014 1:57PM
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lamadelrey
Posts: 210 - Karma: 481
Wallisch_plAll women are stupid whores. How about you dress less slutty and close your legs you skanks



perma virgin: detected
May 9 2014 1:59PM
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