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Wtf, Ear Pain

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*YungBuckwheat*
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I was skiing today without a helmet for the first time with goggles, a beanie, and a big blow up rasta hat. I was driving home with some friends and all of the sudden the outside of the center of my ear started to hurt. Wtf is this shit. Feels like someone scraped some of my skin off my ear. This is bullshit, utter bullshit. Why the hell is this happening.
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Apr 27 2014 9:32PM
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eheath
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Are you familiar with the concept of "sun burn"?
Apr 27 2014 9:36PM
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louie.mirags
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Or aids?
Apr 27 2014 9:40PM
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Charlie_Kelly
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I get inner ear pain for skiing (I guess) all the time. I listen to music in my right ear but get pain and discomfort in my left (no headphones or anything). Only explanation is goggle strap but even that doesn't make sense since the ear gets "clogged" at times. So, no answer, but similar experience with no negative results. From that I'd say don't worry.
Apr 27 2014 9:40PM
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KimJong-Illest
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Like said above it's most likely ear aids
Apr 27 2014 9:46PM
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whoa-dere
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tell your dad to stop ear fucking you
Apr 27 2014 10:01PM
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Turd.Ferguson
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KimJong-IllestLike said above it's most likely ear aids


probably should consider euthanizing yourself. ear aids has a -100% surivival rate, so basically your double fucked
Apr 27 2014 10:02PM
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SFB
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as stated above, ear aids is a real possibility but its more then likely you actually just have ear herpes.
Apr 27 2014 10:03PM
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GayWolf420
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lupus
Apr 27 2014 10:07PM
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plyswthsqrrls
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DeebieSkeebieslupus


thanks house
Apr 27 2014 10:28PM
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Toaster-Tony
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My ears hurt after a long day of skiing when I have earbuds, a hat, and my helmet on top. Just too much pressure on my head. You just gotta suck it up or lose the buds.
Apr 28 2014 11:35AM
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Laurent.
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Just like full-knee replacement surgery I can cure you of any ear ailment you might have, ear aid/herpes/lupus/chlamidiya, in my state-of the art operating room for only 1976 euros.

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Apr 28 2014 11:41AM
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Olimar
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Its probably because you were wearing a rasta hat...
Apr 28 2014 1:55PM
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.Hugo.
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There is some prettty obscure research being done that suggests males can actually get pregnant, and they do so by getting semen on their brain through either their nose or ear. The symptoms are exactly what you described. Sounds like you're ear pregnant
Apr 28 2014 2:20PM
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*YungBuckwheat*
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I'm not using any buds
Apr 28 2014 2:28PM
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