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Man Lets Hyena Eat His Penis to Become Rich

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qazwsxedc34
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http://www.straitstimes.com/breaking-news/world/story/hyena-eats-mans-penis-zambia-20140403

http://news.iafrica.com/worldnews/911228.html

Would you sacrifice your penis to become rich??
Apr 3 2014 1:24PM
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uyghur
Posts: 993 - Karma: 2,028
"I went to a bush where I was instructed to be naked and a hyena came to me and started eating my toes and eventually my manhood was eaten,"
Wut
Apr 3 2014 1:43PM
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*DUMBCAN*
Posts: 2447 - Karma: 5,627
And there you have it, natural selection at its finest.
Apr 3 2014 1:56PM
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b-kul
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why did the hyena stop at a couple toes and a penis? and rant hyenas pack animals? seems fishy.
Apr 3 2014 2:01PM
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Bam-Saker
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I figured he was offered money to do this...which still doesn't justify it but I find it hilarious that he did it off of a medicine man telling him to
Apr 3 2014 2:07PM
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Mr.Huck
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Sacrificing penis = becoming piss poor
Apr 3 2014 2:16PM
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uyghur
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Infinite puns
Apr 3 2014 2:23PM
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.Hugo.
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That traditional healer is a real dick
Apr 3 2014 2:25PM
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TNORTS
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Darwin would be proud.
Apr 3 2014 2:31PM
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HarlTheGnarl
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Meanwhile, in Zambia
Apr 3 2014 2:33PM
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LoathesRaisins
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Dick move by that hyena. I bet he could have made a viral video of him feeding the hyena a cock instead.
Apr 3 2014 3:13PM
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lamadelrey
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OP, since you seem to be struggling with the economy, let me nibble on your manhood and we'll see if things work out. No homo.
Apr 3 2014 3:16PM
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RudyGarmisch
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Zing
Apr 3 2014 7:29PM
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acualywasdolan
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Inb4 man finds out that 100 trillion african dollars is actually 4.95 in us
Apr 3 2014 7:46PM
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