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McKayla Maroney or Mikaela Shiffrin?

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steezyjibber
Posts: 15967 - Karma: 11,016
Who's your pick?

Olympic Gold Medal Gymnast, McKayla Maroney
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Olympic Gold Medal Skier, Mikaela Shiffrin
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Not to worry, both ladies are over 18

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Apr 2 2014 6:32PM
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Toasty.
Posts: 6195 - Karma: 2,278
McKayla.


Apr 2 2014 6:33PM
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CaptainObvious.
Posts: 5711 - Karma: 20,627
No brainer.
Apr 2 2014 6:33PM
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.Hugo.
Posts: 17360 - Karma: 28,469
Mikaela
Apr 2 2014 6:36PM
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SFB
Posts: 8895 - Karma: 26,346
Micaeyla
Apr 2 2014 6:41PM
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JAHpow
Posts: 7282 - Karma: 17,166
McKayla
Apr 2 2014 6:52PM
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Abu_Hajaar
Posts: 2747 - Karma: 3,890
McKayla is just so damn hawt
Apr 2 2014 6:54PM
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.MASSHOLE.
Posts: 7408 - Karma: 11,040
Il take Shiffrin. More $ potential. And she skis. Duh. Only thing Maroney could do is aerials. Yuck.
Apr 2 2014 7:17PM
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DaveJ
Posts: 315 - Karma: 1,096
Need a better pic of second person but number one is a dime
Apr 2 2014 7:19PM
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steezyjibber
Posts: 15967 - Karma: 11,016
such is life
Apr 2 2014 7:46PM
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daannnnieel
Posts: 5163 - Karma: 4,293
truth
Apr 2 2014 7:50PM
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*TURBONERD*
Posts: 15078 - Karma: 9,136
Which one can ski?
Apr 2 2014 7:52PM
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CaptainObvious.
Posts: 5711 - Karma: 20,627
Flexibility
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Apr 2 2014 8:21PM
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Chubz.
Posts: 13918 - Karma: 25,656
I feel funny inside…
Apr 2 2014 8:25PM
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acualywasdolan
Posts: 1172 - Karma: -747
Game set and match maroney
Apr 2 2014 8:27PM
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Ribss.
Posts: 3442 - Karma: 3,344
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Apr 2 2014 8:50PM
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Peter.
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Apr 2 2014 8:55PM
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Puzzled
Posts: 4267 - Karma: 4,448
of course
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Apr 2 2014 9:08PM
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Tinga
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Apr 2 2014 9:17PM
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2_fadez
Posts: 7780 - Karma: 4,180
McKayla looks like she's great in the sheets
Apr 2 2014 9:38PM
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andrew.dahl.37
Posts: 53 - Karma: 154
McKayla by far
Apr 2 2014 10:21PM
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Ski_Alot
Posts: 5884 - Karma: 3,502
I feel like a better pic of shiffrin is needed...
Plus I feel like Maroney has the body of a 13 year old boy
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Apr 2 2014 10:50PM
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CaptainObvious.
Posts: 5711 - Karma: 20,627
None of those even come close to Maroney.  Even on a bad day.
Apr 2 2014 11:46PM
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Microcosm
Posts: 4765 - Karma: 153
fuck.. maroney, marry.. shiffrin, kill.. that fat lady posted above
Apr 3 2014 12:00AM
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Ribss.
Posts: 3442 - Karma: 3,344
Anything you tried to use against her would just bounce off.
Apr 3 2014 1:46AM
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Yaraelpoof.png
Posts: 1556 - Karma: 6,417
why not both?
Apr 3 2014 7:48AM
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esotericjive
Posts: 1889 - Karma: 1,445
Maroney is all types of hot
Apr 3 2014 7:50AM
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acualywasdolan
Posts: 1172 - Karma: -747
Also shiffrin in her interviews seemed moderately retarded. Like a dumb teeny bopper
Apr 3 2014 11:54AM
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FuckAllOfYou
Posts: 3864 - Karma: 2,518
Shiffrin, maroney looks like a man
Apr 3 2014 12:32PM
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Ribss.
Posts: 3442 - Karma: 3,344
So manly

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Apr 3 2014 12:48PM
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Byron_tha_gr8
Posts: 4573 - Karma: 14,298
this pls

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Besides, everyone knows racer girls are next level crazy.
Apr 3 2014 12:48PM
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Spagett+
Posts: 3499 - Karma: 14,884
Gato take that back her nose is awful and her eyebrows arnt nearly as defined as mine.
Apr 3 2014 2:53PM
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gotti
Posts: 4269 - Karma: 4,548
im sorry but maroney is a five foot zero ball of muscle and is a gender all her own. yall can say whatever you want but i choose the girl over the gremlin
Apr 3 2014 2:57PM
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seward
Posts: 5233 - Karma: 2,174
either, either, or.

because:

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Apr 3 2014 3:16PM
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seward
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Apr 3 2014 3:19PM
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whoa-dere
Posts: 10596 - Karma: 7,100
shiffrin
Apr 3 2014 6:02PM
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Laurent.
Posts: 10054 - Karma: 25,277
I´d rather have 15 year old Russian figure skating prodigy loli´s

[ïmg]http://www.snowalps.com/foto/albums/userpics/14361/n_Lipnitskaia3.jpg[/img]

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Apr 3 2014 6:12PM
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Pitolairas
Posts: 665 - Karma: 1,174
Chloe Moretz
Apr 3 2014 6:46PM
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Peter.
Posts: 23796 - Karma: 13,012
fucking epic future spin
Apr 4 2014 10:41PM
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jibbpeter
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Apr 5 2014 6:41AM
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syrup.
Posts: 644 - Karma: 302
my wiener feels tingly
Apr 5 2014 5:35PM
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deleted5
Posts: 14507 - Karma: 13,500
I've said it before i'll say it again McKayla Maroney looks like a alien and is not hot. No idea who the other girl is, but she did not look good in the op's picture.
Apr 5 2014 5:38PM
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esotericjive
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I mean, you wouldn't not.
Apr 5 2014 10:49PM
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deleted5
Posts: 14507 - Karma: 13,500
Sick Photoshop filtered pictures, i'm sure in real life her skin glows just like that.
Apr 5 2014 10:54PM
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cornholio
Posts: 3952 - Karma: 3,057
lets be honest, flexibility trumps man shoulders

so mckayla, i would
Apr 5 2014 10:59PM
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Brule.
Posts: 3846 - Karma: 5,658
Mickayela Maroney-Shiffrin
Apr 6 2014 3:21PM
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Laurent.
Posts: 10054 - Karma: 25,277
Why am I not on a ski lift with my future Russian bride?

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Apr 6 2014 3:33PM
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whoa-dere
Posts: 10596 - Karma: 7,100
skier thighs trump flexibility
Apr 6 2014 4:12PM
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cornholio
Posts: 3952 - Karma: 3,057
you're wrong
Apr 6 2014 4:24PM
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skiRay
Posts: 7558 - Karma: 926
Shiffrin 100% all day everyday.
Apr 6 2014 8:29PM
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acualywasdolan
Posts: 1172 - Karma: -747
Who? Also more pics requisatorifiable
Apr 6 2014 8:34PM
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