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funny city names in your state

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montageskier
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pa= blue balls,intercorse
Dec 13 2004 6:45PM
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plorr
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CT--Gaylordsville, and theirs a park called satan's kingdom
-sticks and snow will break my bones and i will bleed profusely-
Dec 13 2004 6:45PM
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Scoot
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off I-70 in Glenwood Canyon there is a place called No Name, CO
Dec 13 2004 6:46PM
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montageskier
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also in cu there is mianus
Dec 13 2004 6:47PM
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Jenna1106
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gaylordsville is right next to the sleep away camp i use to go to
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Dec 13 2004 6:48PM
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InfernoHits
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Theres this weird city call New York City, its oddly in the state of New York
Dec 13 2004 7:20PM
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homestead
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HELL, MICHIGAN

Save Sugar Loaf! It's our resort, not just real estate.
Dec 13 2004 7:20PM
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*Christie*
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Boring, Oregon



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Dec 13 2004 7:22PM
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Meh42
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we have a city called pietown which supposedly has really good pie
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Dec 13 2004 7:22PM
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clrumivier4life
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haha, i was gonna say Hell.


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Dec 13 2004 7:23PM
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Pklink04
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on my way to my cabin in Wisconsin we pass through Dykesville, adn there in Dykesville there is the Frosty Tip, i dont even know what kind of food they serve there



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Dec 13 2004 7:23PM
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clrumivier4life
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It's fun too because you can say 'I'm going to Hell' and actually mean it.


SkeeOrDie: I don't hate boarders, I hate fuckers, and 8-year olds that call everyone nigger face.
Dec 13 2004 7:23PM
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*Fujative*
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Hell and Christmas Michigan
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Dec 13 2004 7:29PM
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shibby
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''les boules du quebec'' something like that





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Dec 13 2004 7:30PM
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4frntmorrison
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theres an aladin and moose in wyoming

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Dec 13 2004 7:32PM
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aggro_sk8
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frankenmuth, MI

doesnt seem funny, but say it outloud a few times
-joe

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Dec 13 2004 7:34PM
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skierdudeguy
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walla walla washington. say it. i dare you.



I don't deny there are bad things in the US right now, hell, 51% of the country to be exact. But god damnit, our country being fat is NOT a problem. I do't give a shit how fat people are. hell, fat kids are harder to kidnap, that means our country is safer.

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Dec 13 2004 7:35PM
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XxLibertYxX
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boring oregon
We're all chasing the dream
Dec 13 2004 7:44PM
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bigkstylie
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Hurricane in Utah. It is pronounced 'Hurcun'
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Dec 13 2004 8:07PM
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foxyness
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Fillmore, Virgin, Beaver, all three citys in utah and close to each other...haha u get it?








damn homie
Dec 13 2004 8:10PM
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zachakskibum
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hoonah alaska
Juneau alaska
Kake alaska
yakutat alaska
hains alaska
sitka alaska
craig alaska
nome alaska
dillingham alaska
kodiak alaska
chugiak alaska

the list goes on
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Dec 13 2004 8:11PM
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skiierman
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Weare, New Hampshire. Kind of a pain when an out-of-stater ask where you live and you tell them and they go,
'No seriously, where are you from?'
'Exactly, from Weare.'
'I'm being serious, where are you from?'
'A town called Weare, W-E-A-R-E.'

This happens way more often than you would think. So now we just say, oh just outside of Concord.





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Dec 13 2004 8:20PM
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Apple
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If i lived in newfoundland, id say 'Dildo'.
-Thom Savery

please pardon the cacography

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Dec 13 2004 8:26PM
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I live in Middlesex Vermont
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Dec 13 2004 8:36PM
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asac
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athol.





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Dec 13 2004 8:38PM
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freshpowder41
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when i was in alaska there was a place called south pole, alaska
Dec 13 2004 8:50PM
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danbrown
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theres a street by my house called bent wood
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Dec 13 2004 9:00PM
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asac
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my street is off a street called DickInSon road.





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Dec 13 2004 9:05PM
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AMcCraw
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in cuba or sumthing theres a place called humping horse

Dec 13 2004 9:09PM
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ecski73
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London KY




who dey?
Dec 13 2004 9:11PM
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teamdummy
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newcomerstown,ohio...oddly, the only people who live there are 12 year old boys
Dec 13 2004 9:16PM
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davidh
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climax colorado. My sister goes to school in Walla Walla Washington.
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Dec 13 2004 9:34PM
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aggro_sk8
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scott, weare isnt just outside of concord, ive taken every route from concord to wear, and it takes forever no matter what you do
-joe

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Rollers of NS unite!!!

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I'm conservative, just so you all know.



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Dec 13 2004 9:41PM
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Forum*
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i live in Canada and the funnies name in Ontario is Wawa, something like that, i dont really know how to spell it
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Dec 13 2004 9:41PM
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yellav
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gaylordsville in CT and im 99 percent sure that theres a hicksville CT too
go big or go home
Dec 13 2004 9:41PM
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Raek
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gayhead,NY right by me in windham
no snow..
no girls..
no future..
Snowfall dictates the days activities if its snowing do it another day...

Rock the Steeze

NY represent
Dec 13 2004 9:42PM
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brogilvie
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Balzac, Alberta

do the chickens have large talons?
Dec 13 2004 9:56PM
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rib_masta_tootsie_roll
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humptulips, washington and george, washington
Dec 14 2004 12:52AM
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Jaskittin
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Killdeer MT, and there are others, just cant remember em all























well thats pretty tough because my hand is a lot sexier than many females-NewSkool450

Dec 14 2004 1:13AM
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@k
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TOK, alaska






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Dec 14 2004 1:14AM
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MADr.
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theres George, Washington, where the GORGE is(which is fuckin sick by the way), and right next to George there is Martha, Washington.



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Dec 14 2004 1:15AM
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J.D.
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We used to have a town called Spuzzum in BC... but then it burnt down.

Actually, the entire 'town' consisted of a gas station and a grocery store, and those burnt down... so we consider the town a loss. It was funny the next day... 'You hear the news? Spuzzum burnt down.'

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Dec 14 2004 1:59AM
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mammothpunks
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weed , california

of mice an men was set is this town


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Dec 14 2004 2:13AM
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Sdot
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^I drove through there two months ago. Oh yeah, and good read.



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Dec 14 2004 2:45AM
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boeski
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Tillicum, in washington state
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Dec 14 2004 3:08AM
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SirOzq
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hassis=hasis, finland



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Dec 14 2004 6:39AM
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t-roy
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GAY, DONKEN, HEll, HANCOCK...all in upper michigan
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Dec 14 2004 9:45AM
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t-roy
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^^except hell...that is in the lower peninsula...peckin trolls. haha
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Dec 14 2004 9:45AM
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gretch6364
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I think Pa has the best with: Blue Balls, Intercourse, Moorehead, Hicksville, and Beaver...all in PA



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Dec 14 2004 10:29AM
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snowforblood
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lynchburg


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Dec 14 2004 2:11PM
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skibrdingbitch
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east bufu (sp?)

do you want to help fund the 'get Anjelica a sweet dvd player in her car' foundation?

donations are more then welcome, and if you make a charitable donation if i goto college by you i will give you free rides up to the mountain and you get to watch SKI MOVIES on the way there!!!
Dec 14 2004 2:15PM
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