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When were you conceived?

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YourMomsCouch
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I was conceived the day my mom first started working at the DMV. She found out she was pregnant in a Costco 2 weeks later. When I was born, my dad looked at me and said "This isn't what I ordered", his first dad joke.
Mar 28 2014 9:30AM
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El_Barto.
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https://www.newschoolers.com/ns/mobile/forumread/id/740307/page/3/
Mar 28 2014 9:34AM
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Mids
Posts: 406 - Karma: 1,283
I was born on june 29th. I was sucked out with a tube.
Mar 28 2014 9:35AM
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.undetected
Posts: 1076 - Karma: -445
My brother and I were born on the same day but three years apart; February 2, 1996/1993. I was born at 11:26am and my brother was born at 11:26pm. My parents stuck to s strict schedule.
Mar 28 2014 10:04AM
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Iraq_Lobster
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i don't think ns knows what concieved means
Mar 28 2014 10:07AM
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-benedetto
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Mar 28 2014 10:07AM
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.undetected
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Concieve: become pregnant with (a child).

As is the day your parents took part in intercourse and the sperm fertilized the egg. Commonly confused with your birthday.
Mar 28 2014 10:11AM
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Iraq_Lobster
Posts: 1866 - Karma: 4,904
did you just figure that out now? why are you saying you're birthday if you knew what conceive meant.
Mar 28 2014 10:13AM
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.undetected
Posts: 1076 - Karma: -445
Because the point of my post was to show how my parents conceived my brother and I at similar times. I was joking in a sense that my parents "scheduled" the sex to conceive my brother and I. I just posted the date to further prove the irregularity of my birthday's "coincidental" similarity with my brothers.
Mar 28 2014 10:16AM
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Geb
Posts: 114 - Karma: 50
do you know what conceived means...
Mar 28 2014 10:22AM
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Anathema
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i came out ass backwards on Tuesday around lunch time. I was pretty much folded in half. my mom was a trooper. even though it was a breach birth, no cesarean. they just grabbed hold and yanked my ass out of there. literally.
Mar 28 2014 10:29AM
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Anathema
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i just read the comment above me and realized that i didn't even pay attention to the thread title. i think someone else threw me off when i read their comment about how they were born.

i think i was conceived while my parents were at a resort on an easter long weekend ski vacation.


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Mar 28 2014 10:31AM
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.Rybak.
Posts: 9017 - Karma: 9,864
new years eve. born September 6th.
Mar 28 2014 10:34AM
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DasGoatenshafter
Posts: 580 - Karma: 307
I was born exactly 9 months after valentine's day...
Mar 28 2014 10:39AM
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Anathema
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i feel like we have a lot of september births because of christmas parties/holidays, and lots of november births because of valentines day. i guess all the early year birthday are more the "fuck it, it's the summer, i party" births, but it's funny how in my group of friends alone, we have a few scattered, and then about half of us are clumped in late september and mid november.
Mar 28 2014 10:43AM
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CashmereCat
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My birthday is nine months after my parents anniversary. To the day
Mar 28 2014 10:52AM
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shorty_T
Posts: 2725 - Karma: 761
I was conceived after a Halloween party. I guess my dad liked my mom's costume.
Mar 28 2014 11:02AM
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Chubz.
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Sometime in august I guess
Mar 28 2014 11:04AM
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bfulmer
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Mar 28 2014 11:14AM
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YourMomsCouch
Posts: 311 - Karma: 4,039
Oh my god I was born exactly 9 months after my parents 4 year anniversary
Mar 28 2014 11:20AM
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Yaraelpoof.png
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calculator
Mar 28 2014 11:38AM
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CheddarJack
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My due date was exactly 9 months after my mom's birthday. I was born a couple weeks early though.
Mar 28 2014 11:40AM
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Xanadoo
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my parents honeymoon
Mar 28 2014 11:41AM
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.Rybak.
Posts: 9017 - Karma: 9,864
Oh my god.

Mar 28 2014 2:24PM
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SFB
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4/20/1420 at 4:20 pm
Mar 28 2014 2:25PM
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theabortionator
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I was conceived in a petri dish about 25 years ago somewhere off the coast of russia.
Mar 28 2014 2:29PM
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Xanadoo
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how romantic
Mar 28 2014 2:38PM
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Broken_Rides
Posts: 334 - Karma: 224
Labour Day 1990. Mom says I just tore my way out of her stomach like that seen from Alien.
Mar 28 2014 2:40PM
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gapersarefriends
Posts: 2158 - Karma: 4,269
fuck i was born feb 6 and my parents anniversary is july 31...i know it was in lake waskesiu in saskatchewan
Mar 28 2014 2:48PM
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JordanButtfart
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Yeah, bro. Why are you saying you are birthday, bro? Do you even know how to be a birthday, bro? Lol we got him good! What a dumbass, bro.
Mar 28 2014 2:54PM
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.Rybak.
Posts: 9017 - Karma: 9,864
You know that's only around 6 or 7 months right...
Mar 28 2014 3:40PM
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El_Barto.
Posts: 11630 - Karma: 24,465
dank
Mar 28 2014 3:44PM
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Blurst
Posts: 13577 - Karma: 10,168
Thats really close to my sister and I.

August 7th 1993 and august 6th 1996.

My mother had a c section for both of us though so it was kinda up to her whether we had the same birtday or not.
Mar 28 2014 3:55PM
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HungryHypocrite
Posts: 765 - Karma: 939
concieved on my moms birthday, january 15th.. born october 3rd

Mar 28 2014 4:42PM
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Mids
Posts: 406 - Karma: 1,283
I'm real stupid, i'll probably leave this thread and never come back...

don't hate me
Mar 28 2014 6:00PM
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.Hugo.
Posts: 17360 - Karma: 28,467
No, do you wanna demonstrate it for me?
Mar 28 2014 6:08PM
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