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Egg Drop Art Project

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RimJobber
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Alright NS. I have to do an egg drop project for art. Its gonna be about 3 stories. The post thats semi-legitimate for saving my egg and with the most upvotes wins. Post pics and ideas
Mar 27 2014 4:15PM
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El_Barto.
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Put it in another egg
Mar 27 2014 4:19PM
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corona
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wrap it in 3 stories thick of bubble wrap.
Mar 27 2014 4:20PM
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RimJobber
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Oh yeah. I forgot to say it has to be 16th century supplies.
Mar 27 2014 4:21PM
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corona
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put it in a holder tied to the back of a chicken. the chicken should be able to fly just enough to get it to the ground safely.
Mar 27 2014 4:25PM
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cool_name
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tape it to the back of a cat, they always land on their feet, so your egg will be fine
Mar 27 2014 4:57PM
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CaptainObvious.
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Put it in a woman and throw her off. That's how they did this project in the 16th century.
Mar 27 2014 5:01PM
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theabortionator
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They had cotton and fabric back then. Wrap it in a shit ton of fabric. Leave air gaps by crumpling up some fabric and wadding in cotton in different spots then sewing an outer cocoon. Also the bigger you make it while keeping it light the more wind resistance.
Mar 27 2014 5:08PM
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seb_hofmann
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you could also make a parachute for the egg with minimal fabric wrappings around the egg. itll slow it enough for no damage and may get you points for creativity/style
Mar 27 2014 5:44PM
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DIPED_IN_SAUCE
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Why are you doing this in art? This is not art.
Mar 27 2014 5:53PM
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Olimar
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How did this post go unnoticed?
Mar 27 2014 8:51PM
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amo
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Mar 27 2014 9:09PM
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Puzzled
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OP is in highschool
Mar 27 2014 9:25PM
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cool_name
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that makes even less sense, at least in university it might be a mandatory science class as a part of an arts degree
Mar 27 2014 9:29PM
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RimJobber
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Its an intro to art class at uni for my fine arts credit. I actually dont know what the point is. We can only use techniques/materials from the 16th century and we have to drop an egg from over 3 stories and 75% is on aesthetics and the rest on survival.
Mar 27 2014 9:47PM
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DIPED_IN_SAUCE
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So you need to find a better art program
Mar 27 2014 9:51PM
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J-C
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make a hole in a dildo and put the egg in it
Mar 27 2014 9:57PM
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Parks.
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did they have jello in the 16th century? that shit works 100%
Mar 27 2014 9:57PM
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Parks.
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i can confirm (via Wikipedia) that Gelatin has been in existence since the 1400's
Mar 27 2014 10:01PM
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cool_name
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Dude, gravity didn't get invented till next century, it's a trick question
Mar 27 2014 10:17PM
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BBurt
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Quoting for emphasis

Mar 27 2014 11:28PM
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uyghur
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Wow you really thought this out
Mar 27 2014 11:30PM
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TACO-DOG.exe
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what is the air-speed velocity of an unladen swallow?
Mar 28 2014 12:07AM
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Theskiingguy
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Had the same thread earlier this year, check it out, there's some good ideas for sure.
Mar 28 2014 1:33AM
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JAHpow
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Box full of hay, egg in the hay, drop it
Mar 28 2014 2:22AM
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HungryHypocrite
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the way people used to secure their stuff on ships is by melting butter around it.

just find a crate of appropriate volume, seal, put in layer of butter, egg, fill with molten butter, fridge. done.
Mar 28 2014 2:33AM
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Bateman
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3 stories? thats pussy shit. go for the eric-clapton-58-story-mega-drop or go home
Mar 28 2014 3:50AM
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