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Need a girl to ski with?

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yelsel
Posts: 12967 - Karma: 3,451
Then check out http://skibunnies.com/home.html

I'd post pics but I'm on mobile




Mar 26 2014 12:52PM
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Peter.
Posts: 23796 - Karma: 13,012
finally i don't have to look like a loser skiing alone!
Mar 26 2014 12:57PM
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Spagett+
Posts: 3499 - Karma: 14,884
I ordered a ski bunny and it fucked my bitch.....PSYCH!!!! That was based god.
Mar 26 2014 12:59PM
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jibbpeter
Posts: 1613 - Karma: 4,083
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Mar 26 2014 1:06PM
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.Hugo.
Posts: 17360 - Karma: 28,469
So they're basically skiing prostitutes? awesome
Mar 26 2014 1:07PM
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lamadelrey
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"Tall and gorgeous blonde bombshell Claudia is an advanced skier who can keep up with the very best! She has no fear of black runs and is happy to ski as much as possible wherever and whenever invited"


black runs eh?


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Mar 26 2014 1:11PM
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ZeMagnificentKev
Posts: 618 - Karma: 1,325
Wow, this is one of those "she's not a hooker they just CHOOSE to have sex with the clients" kinda deals. Greats news too, their FAQ tells me yes, I can indeed bring two bunnies with me. Gonna have to start saving up to cross this one off the bucket list.
Mar 26 2014 1:14PM
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yelsel
Posts: 12967 - Karma: 3,451
pretty much and they charge a lot! im impressed
Mar 26 2014 1:51PM
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freestyler540
Posts: 13045 - Karma: 18,292
dude for 400EUR, I can get 2 chicks making out on my cock. What a stupid site.
Mar 26 2014 2:01PM
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JordanButtfart
Posts: 1013 - Karma: 3,027
I'm going to start a legal marijuana smoking/ski bunny brothel vacation package out of my parent's basement in CO. You just wait...
Mar 26 2014 2:15PM
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El_Barto.
Posts: 11630 - Karma: 24,465
I will be your first customer and leave your women severely disappointed
Mar 26 2014 2:44PM
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.Hugo.
Posts: 17360 - Karma: 28,469
I'm going to start a male version of this. THen I can get all my ski trips paid for
Mar 26 2014 2:53PM
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ESAND
Posts: 1607 - Karma: 744
The internet is amazing. Seriously.
Mar 26 2014 2:56PM
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milk_man
Posts: 5214 - Karma: 6,494
Inb4 this gets deleted
Mar 26 2014 3:00PM
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Byron_tha_gr8
Posts: 4573 - Karma: 14,298
I'll help with that ;)
Mar 26 2014 3:07PM
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GayWolf420
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skiing escort services? this sport really has it all now.
Mar 26 2014 3:16PM
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ESAND
Posts: 1607 - Karma: 744
For 1400 dollars I could get 2 days skiing and instruction from my very own adolescent wet dream inspiring hero, Wendy Fisher.


or for 1400 Euros I could get 2 days of skiing and instructions and two nights of porn star sex with

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"I love skiing and snow-boarding and look forward to exploring other opportunities that being a Ski Bunny might bring me. I am a single mother, so live with my child and I can only be away from home for short periods of time. Long weekends would be perfect for me! I used to race for the Czech national team, so you can be sure that I will be able to keep up with the best of you, although I will be more than happy to ski at any pace – and of course stopping at romantic ski huts whenever possible! "


Sorry Wendy.
Mar 26 2014 3:19PM
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Xanadoo
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this is too hilarious
Mar 26 2014 3:37PM
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Byron_tha_gr8
Posts: 4573 - Karma: 14,298
Honestly, if I was rich as fuck and wanted an affair while on an Alp ski trip with my bros, Why the fuck not? They're hotter than any bar trash id pick up, and I can have amazing sex whenever i want between pow laps. Sounds chill to me.
Mar 26 2014 4:42PM
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milk_man
Posts: 5214 - Karma: 6,494
Yes actually haha thanks for asking
Mar 26 2014 10:19PM
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Phil-X-
Posts: 7205 - Karma: 14,399
I wonder if I could wife one of these hoes, bang her a bunch, get a mad life insurance policy and then take her to ski some chutes
Mar 26 2014 10:21PM
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ronin480
Posts: 200 - Karma: -1
Expensive too!
Mar 26 2014 10:24PM
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ronin480
Posts: 200 - Karma: -1
Hahahaha
Mar 26 2014 10:25PM
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ronin480
Posts: 200 - Karma: -1
Calm down deuce bigolo!
Mar 26 2014 10:30PM
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Malcolm
Posts: 15949 - Karma: 9,431
I wonder if any of them can tandem ski so I can fuck them whilst skiing.
Mar 26 2014 10:35PM
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whoa-dere
Posts: 10596 - Karma: 7,100
what bindings are these?
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Mar 26 2014 10:37PM
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Byron_tha_gr8
Posts: 4573 - Karma: 14,298
only one way to find out.

See if they cant play shredsauce while takin it up the butt.
Mar 26 2014 10:37PM
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.Hugo.
Posts: 17360 - Karma: 28,469
im not a curly headed midget
Mar 26 2014 10:38PM
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Malcolm
Posts: 15949 - Karma: 9,431
Those look like old FKX's
Mar 26 2014 10:40PM
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skier58284
Posts: 1705 - Karma: 5,365
They probably suck at skiing, would I get in any kind of trouble if I make her go with me into a cliff area and she falls off a cliff and dies?
Mar 26 2014 11:43PM
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CaptainObvious.
Posts: 5711 - Karma: 20,627
No matter which girl you "arrange a ski-date" with.....they always send EllieRasta.
Mar 27 2014 10:20AM
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yelsel
Posts: 12967 - Karma: 3,451
I lost
Mar 27 2014 10:38AM
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neutralzombie
Posts: 8629 - Karma: 606
i don't think i've ever laughed so hard on ns before...
Mar 27 2014 11:05AM
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Laurent.
Posts: 10054 - Karma: 25,277
These girls are a surprising lot cheaper then my regular escort service.
Mar 27 2014 11:57AM
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artfullydodged
Posts: 8358 - Karma: 1,674
Now I know how to spend my Christmas money this year.
Mar 27 2014 12:39PM
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snwbrdmilf
Posts: 22441 - Karma: 2,805
/winning
Mar 27 2014 1:18PM
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