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Loose poop

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T_Cummings
Posts: 16 - Karma: 818
when i have to poop when im skiing it is always gotta be a loose 1 where you have to wipe for 1 hour
Mar 16 2014 5:43PM
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El_Barto.
Posts: 11630 - Karma: 24,465
Tell it again
Mar 16 2014 5:45PM
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SFB
Posts: 8895 - Karma: 26,346
tite man.
Mar 16 2014 6:07PM
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Petey.
Posts: 5736 - Karma: 4,881
Click for larger image
Mar 16 2014 8:25PM
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ZachAndCheese
Posts: 816 - Karma: 5,116
pics or it didn't happen
Mar 16 2014 8:29PM
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Jeebus.
Posts: 4904 - Karma: 5,822
Illiteracy is a real problem these days...
Mar 16 2014 8:43PM
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Finkle
Posts: 959 - Karma: 850
who wipes anyway?
Mar 16 2014 11:25PM
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Peter.
Posts: 23796 - Karma: 13,012
snow pants seal in the smell so no one will know you shit yourself
Mar 16 2014 11:46PM
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Finkle
Posts: 959 - Karma: 850
see you know what's up.
Mar 16 2014 11:51PM
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ESAND
Posts: 1607 - Karma: 744
Lower atmospheric pressure in the mountains relative to where the shit was formed causes it to lose coherence while still in your bowels.
Mar 16 2014 11:53PM
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cornholio
Posts: 3952 - Karma: 3,057
coffee, cigarettes, and fast food breakfasts (especually chickfila) usually help to loosen my poop
Mar 17 2014 12:22AM
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Avifarer
Posts: 5926 - Karma: 598
shitting with ski boots causes a pinch in your rectum thus not allowing the shit to become solid and slide out in 1 piece
Mar 17 2014 12:23AM
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Finkle
Posts: 959 - Karma: 850
Nothing is more gratifying than shitting and test wiping to find out it was a wipeless shit. Makes me feel like a real winner.
Mar 17 2014 12:25AM
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*TURBONERD*
Posts: 15077 - Karma: 9,131
Ghost shits are a rare pleasure.
Mar 17 2014 8:28AM
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louie.mirags
Posts: 6015 - Karma: 5,028
If you have to poop like that during activity you should examine your diet..
Mar 17 2014 9:00AM
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.Hugo.
Posts: 17360 - Karma: 28,466
Damn you must have a really hairy ass...











Pics?
Mar 17 2014 9:04AM
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El_Barto.
Posts: 11630 - Karma: 24,465
Awesome contribution +k





































NAHHHHHT
Mar 17 2014 9:12AM
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louie.mirags
Posts: 6015 - Karma: 5,028
Try regular exercise and eating a balanced diet and and your asshole won't leak. Or keep making immature jokes and eating cheetos. Either way try to make the jokes funny..
Mar 17 2014 10:07AM
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