Girl help

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Long story short I've liked this girl for a while and have been really close friends with her, and she'll always invite me to cum hang with her. never though I was friend-zoned because she never talks about deep gay girly shit to me, and because she has 2 guys that are in the deep friend zone. I get mixed feelings from her tho, one day she'll always cling to me, and others she'll give me "da fuq u staring at bitch" faces. Wat do NS, also last week she asked me how to turn down this guy and how to do it (this guy is not bad looking)

Mar 13 2014 1:48AM

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juicedrummer11

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Insane

you are in the friendzone

Mar 13 2014 1:52AM

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Kooky_Lukey

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...

Mar 13 2014 1:54AM

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deleted5

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Crazy Fool

* 3 guys

Mar 13 2014 2:02AM

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VT_scratch

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Crazy Fool

quoting for emphasis

Mar 13 2014 2:04AM

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daannnnieel

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No Life

You see, there's only two ways of starting a relationship:

1) Don't be a bitch

2) Be a bitch

I see you've chosen option two, enjoy the friendzone.

Mar 13 2014 2:31AM

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slav_slayer

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Ridiculous

tell her how you really feel, ask her out

Mar 13 2014 8:22AM

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lilL

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Newb

for sure friend zoned

Mar 13 2014 9:15AM

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theBearJew

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Crazy Fool

when she asks how to turn down a guy, tell her you like her, then when she turns you down, you say see thats how you do it. pretend you were just doing a demonstration and don't actually like her.

OR

She will be like really? I like you too! Then you get to be with her.

But you're in the friend zone so #1 will probably happen.

Mar 13 2014 9:44AM

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Stadtski

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Insane

just go for it. if youre good friends and she says yes itll be a great relationship. if she says no, if you really are good friends youll stay that way.

Mar 13 2014 9:45AM

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Goku

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Be a man or be a bitch
There is no friendzone

Mar 13 2014 9:56AM

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byubound

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Insane

This so much

Mar 13 2014 10:05AM

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op14

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OP I want results on what happens

Mar 13 2014 10:07AM

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John18_6

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OP I need pics before I can give you advice.

Mar 13 2014 10:08AM

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op14

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You think he's gotten pics? Kids in the friend zone. He'll be lucky if he gets a bathing suit pic.

Mar 13 2014 10:10AM

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jibnut

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Yikes.

Mar 13 2014 12:48PM

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Malcolm

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You should have told her to tell him she was already seeing somebody else. Then go in for the kiss. Just like in the fuckin movies

Mar 13 2014 1:03PM

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HomieJon

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Ridiculous

^ that is actually what you should have done… you're f'd nao

Mar 13 2014 1:07PM

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SFB

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OP:

Mar 13 2014 1:10PM

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snowdon

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Not sure why this makes you think you're not friendzoned but whatever. Just send it and make a move. If she rejects you then at least you tried.

Mar 13 2014 1:10PM

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yuck

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not sure if serious. but OP i live with four girls (while off for school) and one of them had a guy confess his love and then just go for it and kiss her, on our doorstep, in the rain... all that romantic movie love bullshit. end of story - it didnt work at ALL for him. the girls spent about a week making fun of this poor guys balls-out attempt until I told them they were being stuck up cunts and that they would never have the guts to do something like that. anyways the girls still like this guy but he now has absolutely no chance with any of them...

OP sounds to me like you kinda lost your chance. hate to say it but my best advice is to just value this girls friendship (or dont, why should you listen to me?) because thats probably all you'll get from her. the fact she has 2 other dudes so obviously friendzoned only makes it seem like youre the third guy. she might not even realize that shes friendzoning people.

give up. all hope is lost. leverage her good looks to try and impress other girls and score a real gf. thats about the only good this girl will do ya now

Mar 13 2014 1:14PM

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seward

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genius!

Mar 13 2014 1:15PM

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jibnut

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Mar 13 2014 1:26PM

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Xanadoo

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How has this thread gone on this long without anyone giving OP the only relationship advice anyone ever needs? PEE IN HER BUTT

Judging from your username, OP, peeing in butts seems right up your alley. Or her alley as the case may be.. Or whatever...

Mar 13 2014 1:28PM

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Anna.Sommer

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Lame

^This so much.

If she liked you as well it probably would've happened by now.

Just appreciate her friendship as it is

Mar 13 2014 2:19PM

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B-runge

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That sounds kind of shitty

Mar 13 2014 2:27PM

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PKNeison

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Ask her to set you up with someone, dependant on her reaction you'll know if you're friend zoned or if you have a chance. Simple.

Mar 13 2014 2:35PM

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Ballsdeepinmud

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That's a really good idea, and I can most likely do it again because she'll bring it up again.

Mar 13 2014 6:15PM

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BigScaryLarry

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maybe she friendzoned the other two guys for a reason....wink wink cough cough.

Mar 13 2014 8:03PM

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triss

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OP be like

Mar 13 2014 8:11PM

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yuck

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being in mechanical engineering, living with all girls is like the best thing thats ever happened to me. i spend enough time with dudes as it is. and the girls are pretty chill so its really not that different than if they were guys

Mar 13 2014 8:17PM

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Turkelton

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ah, it's back

Mar 13 2014 9:00PM

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GayWolf420

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get balls deep in her mud if u no wat im sayin

Mar 13 2014 9:02PM

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B-runge

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For some reason I just imagined them to be a bunch of dumb college girls. That sounds nice for isolating yourself when you need to get work done. I havent been around my female friends in a while so I forgot about chilling with girls that are not stupid

Mar 13 2014 10:03PM

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AT-AT

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Mar 13 2014 10:05PM

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Ballsdeepinmud

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Surprise NS gave retarded answers, jokingly asked her if she wanted to hang out this weekend and she said she wasn't doing anything and to text her. I texted her and was telling her how Saturday no one will be at my house except me and she said that she could cum and something like that. I'm not kidding and I'm really excited now! Wish me luck, and I'll post back at around 11pm tomorrow

Mar 15 2014 1:03AM

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soulskier

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Good luck there ballsdeep

Mar 15 2014 8:46AM

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.Hugo.

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Lay down some plastic beforehand, makes cleanup easier

Mar 15 2014 9:04AM

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T-Nutcracker

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1) invite her over
2) she;s eating a salad
3) she tells you "where are u, cum here!"

4) profit

Mar 15 2014 9:32AM

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notspoicey

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this. will. work.

Mar 15 2014 2:39PM

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Ballsdeepinmud

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OK DONT HAVE MUCH TIME, JUST SAID I HAD TO GO GET SOMETHING, SHES BEEN HERE SINCE 5 AND LONG STROY SHORT THINGS ARE GOING GREAT AND I THONK SHES SPENDING THe NIGHT

Mar 15 2014 9:13PM

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