This one is way better than the original. And it brings up a good point that who's to say skiing or snowboarding baked is better or worse than doing it drunk? I would definitely argue being baked is definitely safer, but for whatever reason being baked is illegal and being drunk is ok.
Skiing under the influence of substances has become an epidemic, I was recently in the park minding my own business skiing off transitions to rails when a teenager who had obviously had a few too many "brewskis" or smoked a few too many marijuanas sprayed me with snow and yelled rude language at me. Worst part is he completely soaked jeans.
"I got broken ankles!!!!!" - Tanner Hall
"Wutang is for the children!" - Henrik Harlaut
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