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Nicknames for Skiing States

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Garebear
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make a nickname for a state that you ski out, based on whatever

Vermont - the South of the North
Mar 2 2014 5:27PM
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snomaster
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I prefer Montucky to the land of the Utard
Mar 2 2014 5:32PM
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steezyjibber
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what is that even supposed to mean
Mar 2 2014 5:53PM
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cannonballer
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I have absolutely no idea what this even means. Plus, Vermont already has a skiing nickname = Vtah.
Mar 2 2014 5:58PM
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Michael_Thatcher
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what a stupid thread
Mar 2 2014 6:03PM
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Filmore
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Ujah
Mar 2 2014 6:08PM
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.squirrely.
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massachusetts

the shithole of the universe
Mar 2 2014 6:08PM
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SkiThe603
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East Coast = Ice Coast
Mar 2 2014 6:14PM
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Nacho+
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this thread sucks
Mar 2 2014 6:22PM
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Turd.Ferguson
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thread is now about how this thread sucks come on OP this is sad
Mar 2 2014 6:23PM
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zwilly
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Minnesota: Land of 10,000 laps.
Mar 2 2014 6:32PM
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Bogs
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wut?
Mar 2 2014 6:33PM
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nutz.
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lol.. i'm pretty sure you meant the west of the east.
Mar 2 2014 6:39PM
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Peter.
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i hate this thread
Mar 2 2014 6:49PM
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werd.
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Pennsylvania: come here if you like extremely shitty skiing
Mar 2 2014 6:51PM
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Labattski
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A bit more like it. I gotta say dumb thread tho
Mar 2 2014 7:03PM
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Garebear
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nah, the people here literally are exactly like southerners
Mar 2 2014 7:03PM
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Bogs
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wut?

you're trolling, right?
Mar 2 2014 7:34PM
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Toaster-Tony
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We call the hill we ski in northern Minnesota "The Berg" because everything is literally covered in a few inches of ice and it's usually somewhere in the range of -5 to -45 with gusting winds.

I'm going on a month since the last time I hit a jump.
Mar 2 2014 7:40PM
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Miomo
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Mississippi-
"OP's mom"
Mar 2 2014 7:56PM
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White_Goodman
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Dumb thread, but Minnesnowta
Mar 2 2014 8:52PM
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El.
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Washington:
It never snows and everything is flat.
Mar 2 2014 8:54PM
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Evan.A
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This thread is so dumb...
Mar 2 2014 9:34PM
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Jester1234ish
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Massachusetts, what the fuck is even here?
Mar 2 2014 9:38PM
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Brule.
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New York: Where the only ski resort that's worth going to is Whiteface.
Mar 2 2014 10:00PM
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jwhopp
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Minnesota=Land of 10,000 Handrails
Mar 2 2014 11:21PM
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Doc_Watson
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Pretzel-vania
Mar 2 2014 11:34PM
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BobYohan
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Onterrible.
Mar 2 2014 11:41PM
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jordangaebel
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pretty much somes up any minnesota tow rope resort
Mar 3 2014 12:20AM
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John18_6
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truuuuuu

this year there's enough snow that some of the rails I've hit and want to hit are buried in snow. I've actually had to dig out a rail that was in drift of about 4 feet of snow, powder landings for handrails haha

too bad the hills are all ice.....
Mar 3 2014 12:46AM
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JAHpow
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Minnesnowta: Land of 10,000 gapers at each hill
Mar 3 2014 1:11AM
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cannonballer
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You have either:
A) Never been to the south, or
B) Never been to VT
Mar 3 2014 8:11AM
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JayPeak
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You must be from Connecticut
Mar 3 2014 9:03AM
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raymondcabral
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East coast= Beast coast
Mar 3 2014 10:28AM
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LastChairMedia
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New Hampshire - Ice Ice Baby

Mar 3 2014 10:44AM
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skiermansam
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idaho haha no udaho
Mar 3 2014 11:07AM
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Heek
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I know most skiers are ignorant and uneducatud but states are actually not for skiing they started cuz of the 13 colonies back when america wasn't even the best country in the world.
Mar 3 2014 11:51AM
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Steezy_Peazy
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Maine- Mainely gapers
Mar 3 2014 3:50PM
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_MNice_
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you have had some really shitty posts since you have joined this site
Mar 3 2014 4:09PM
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RubberSoul
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he said "south of the north" for vermont because parts of it are so redneck.. same reason people call it vermontucky sometimes

fuckin retards!! read a book




Mar 3 2014 4:16PM
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mski
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There are at least 25 shittier states than MA
Mar 3 2014 4:34PM
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RubberSoul
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yeah what is that guy smoking? mass is the shit in general, and if youre talking skiing there are like 30 worse states
Mar 3 2014 4:37PM
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mski
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For sure,

Mass has tons of urban potential. It get's some regular snow during the winter months. You at least have the coast nearby and tons of mountains only a few hours up north.

You could be in Kansas, or Nebraska, or Virginia ect.
Mar 3 2014 4:47PM
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@LANTASKI
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Ballerado
Brahlerado

Mar 3 2014 6:03PM
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RubberSoul
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prove me wrong, phantom downvoter!!
Mar 3 2014 6:18PM
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tacotom
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iowa= wait there are actually ski resorts there.
Mar 3 2014 6:32PM
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MartianMan
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trust me dude. Vermont is not the South of the North. That nickname belongs to Maine 100%. When you get off the coast, everyone is a redneck deer hunter. At state fairs there, they sell belt buckles reading "the South will Rise again" with giant confederate flags. I love Maine to death, and it is way more "southern" than VT.
Mar 3 2014 6:36PM
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@LANTASKI
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Fratlanta
Fratboat ( steamboat)
Mar 3 2014 6:49PM
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hippy.
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I don't even know what to say for Ohio..
Mar 3 2014 6:55PM
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TOAST.
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Every northern state besides maybe the Rhode Island and Connecticut have those types.
Mar 3 2014 7:07PM
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*JDBP*
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How is this thread still a thing?
Mar 3 2014 7:23PM
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