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Old School Medicines for Colds

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ZachAndCheese
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For the past week I have been dealing with a pretty nasty cold. It has sadly sidelined me from skiing and I was wondering if anyone knew of any like traditional methods of getting healthy quick. I'm drinking a lot of tea and shit but anything else that would help would be nice.
Feb 25 2014 7:38PM
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Olimar
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leeches pussy. you wont.
Feb 25 2014 7:41PM
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ZachAndCheese
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Already tried that, just gave me the shits and made me trip hard
Feb 25 2014 7:41PM
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jeremyo13
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I had a chest cold when I was little, and my grandma made this paste out of mustard seed and some other shit. She smeared it on me and then wrapped me up with plastic wrap to keep it from drying out. I can't imagine that helping you, but there it is
Feb 25 2014 7:43PM
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DolphinClit
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the ancient Inca used to used these remedies called acetaminophen and Ibuprofen. The things are really hard to get a hold of but they work
Feb 25 2014 7:47PM
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Momo.
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Echinacea
Feb 25 2014 7:56PM
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90053
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chemikals
Feb 25 2014 7:56PM
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uyghur
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black tea+lemon+honey
burn soy sauce+garlic in a pan to clear nose
Feb 25 2014 8:00PM
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Bar_Down
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This for sure and good old vitamin C
Feb 25 2014 8:02PM
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Huck_Norris
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Son, you need a doctor.


Dr. McGillicuddy that is.
Feb 25 2014 8:27PM
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TACO-DOG.exe
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Drain a few pints of blood and the sickness will leave your body with the blood.
Feb 25 2014 8:28PM
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caucasian_chad
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Feb 25 2014 8:31PM
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ABalls
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Some super spicy fuckin chili. It will THOROUGHLY clean you out.
Feb 25 2014 8:36PM
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chickenonabun
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Why, Hookers and blow of course
Feb 25 2014 8:42PM
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soulskier
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tea, whisky, lemon, and honey


or vicks and onion cooked in a pan and then stuck on your chest
Feb 25 2014 9:38PM
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t_rob
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Feb 25 2014 9:42PM
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ChillTeenDad420
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kratom is a suprisingly good cold medicine
Feb 25 2014 10:04PM
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milk_man
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Orange juice, vitamin c pills, vick's vapor.


Oh this is a good one too: Mix apple cider vinegar with honey in a glass of warm water. That stuff works really well.
Feb 25 2014 10:08PM
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SFB
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do a nasal rinse with gasoline,you will feel better in no time.
Feb 25 2014 10:09PM
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soulskier
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that's one of those remedies that everyone seems to bash but something about that nasty tasting apple cider vinegar always clears me out
Feb 25 2014 10:24PM
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milk_man
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Right! But if you mix it with honey and/or sugar it's not too bad
Feb 25 2014 10:25PM
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Gods_Father
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cold has sidelined you from skiing? huh?
Feb 25 2014 11:02PM
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Funnel
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Get 8-12 hours of sleep, drink tons of water, and take NyQuil. I know you said old school, but I used to be a skeptic of NyQuil and it has been a saving grace in college.
Feb 26 2014 3:36AM
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Mids
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drink a bottle of Delsyum
Feb 26 2014 10:54AM
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safetyhound
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Ginger Root Tea, That $7 Orange Juice, Dump a rotissere chicken in broth with whatever else you like. Feed a cold.

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