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freestyler540
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So I pulled it off today. Ok, with boxers because the place was packed with little kids, but nonetheless its was the purest form of skiing. The cold snow constantly hitting you is a crazy motivator to not fall as well as the cheering from the crowd on the main chairlift. Nothing in that moment was scary; I had to first send a double stager to newb ice and complete the run. Then, when you got to run; pulling on those pants in ski boots is fucking hard!

I highly recommend you guys give it try. McConkey was right! But, I was so caught up in the moment I completely forgot to pull the camera out...

Who else went skiing "au naturel"?
Feb 21 2014 7:37PM
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JahLiam
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you werent even completely naked so its not even cool, dingus
Feb 21 2014 7:44PM
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CMYK
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I've sent a naked backflip at my school's rail jam. I did it as a freshman, and people were coming up to me asking if I was that kid who did a naked backflip for weeks afterward. Worked out well (minus shrinkage)
Feb 21 2014 8:05PM
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yangumane
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where the hell do you go to school
Feb 21 2014 8:20PM
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broto
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doesn't even count
Feb 21 2014 8:31PM
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freestyler540
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Fine, it doesnt count. But here is why I could not just drop and go:
1.Alberta family week. Im sure a lot of 6 year olds want to see a shaven ballsack.
2.I was prospecting for the real thing. Its pretty clear cut around the chairs so I had to find the best spot  to take em all off.
3.No get away. This was a full solo thing. I had to figure it out on the go. Underwear is too hard to pass over ski boots.
4.I have a fucking contest of the year tomorrow. I cannot afford to lose my pass until after the event.

Mark my words, I will pull it off on camera. First, it needs to snow and people have to forget about the first try.
Feb 21 2014 8:45PM
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schism
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I did at whitewater last year, if you've seen valhalla then you would have seen me on the chairlift
Feb 21 2014 8:51PM
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amoney
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iv seen it that's rad. op you suck man up. a naked backflip is right up there with a Olympic zero spin
Feb 21 2014 9:06PM
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theabortionator
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So you didn't in anyway pull it off. Sick thread
Feb 21 2014 9:38PM
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theabortionator
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So you're a giant vagina but you're making a claim thread? Seems legit.


DO IT YOU WONT
Feb 21 2014 9:40PM
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TomDavies
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hey now don't call him that
Feb 21 2014 11:22PM
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juicedrummer11
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one time on gaper day i was skiing without any shirt, old ski bindings decided they were done for the day, i wrecked going into the lip of a jump and scratched the shit out of my chest. karma for being a tool on the mountain i guess, or for only half-assing it
Feb 22 2014 1:44AM
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JahLiam
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Shut the fuck up noob
Feb 22 2014 9:18AM
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freestyler540
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Do you ride at Alta or something? I guess you hate when people have fun. So you shut the fuck up and let other tell some fun stories on skis.
Feb 22 2014 9:54AM
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GayWolf420
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those families shouldn't be stopping you, my friend
Feb 22 2014 10:15AM
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Stickthelanding8
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No... why? What would have ever made you even think that we would?
Feb 22 2014 5:50PM
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