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i peed in the shower

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mommy
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at school.
before swimming.
we where rinsing off before entering the pool in the shower room.
everybody was leaving the shower room, then i was like 'WAIT'.
i then pissed myself through my swimsuit, onto the shower floor.
i got 5 detentions.
Dec 10 2004 9:51PM
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ATLANTASKI
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word, i piss in the shower all the time

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Dec 10 2004 9:55PM
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Bangor
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i love you mommy. just because.
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Dec 10 2004 9:55PM
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evilninja
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mommy ,you give me a reason to wake up in the morning.

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smoothe pimped-out playa from tha streets who knows how to get his.
Dec 10 2004 9:58PM
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twinskeez
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I pee i nthe shower then leave notes tellign them so from my room mates. Some guy down the hall shat in his next door neighbors shower.
Dec 10 2004 9:58PM
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eastAR5
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the hot water makes it so u cant help it



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Dec 10 2004 9:58PM
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twinskeez
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100% true
Dec 10 2004 9:59PM
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evilninja
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nah its the sound for me.

-Baybe, I ain't no hero.I'm just a

smoothe pimped-out playa from tha streets who knows how to get his.
Dec 10 2004 10:00PM
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evilninja
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i like to write my name with it.

-Baybe, I ain't no hero.I'm just a

smoothe pimped-out playa from tha streets who knows how to get his.
Dec 10 2004 10:00PM
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Pavesi
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wgys that so funny where else are u suppose to pee
Dec 10 2004 10:00PM
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twinskeez
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I usually pee in the toilet...
Dec 10 2004 10:02PM
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french_fry
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peeing is so good. 5 detentions is a lot, I mean it wont do anything if you pee in a shower, just drain out. showers suck too

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Dec 10 2004 10:06PM
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InfernoHits
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hahah thats funny as hell
Dec 10 2004 10:54PM
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danbrown
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haha 5 detentions?
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Dec 10 2004 10:54PM
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r5tommy
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if you piss on another kid during a warm shower they wont even feel it...trust me
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Dec 10 2004 10:57PM
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Ski-hobo
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^hahaha


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Dec 10 2004 11:01PM
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ry.will
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mommy has been on the low down for awhile but finally he comes back with another amazing, all though completely pointless, post
Dec 10 2004 11:09PM
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Sashac
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I don't pee in the shower... call me an outcast...



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Dec 10 2004 11:15PM
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canuck
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Yes, yes, if you pee on your feet in the shower it will kill any fungus. Try it.
Dec 10 2004 11:24PM
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General_Shredgnar
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I try to orgasm in the shower so i cant pee thru my boner.
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Dec 10 2004 11:38PM
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B-Har406
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whenever u piss in the shower, it smells like well piss




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Dec 10 2004 11:46PM
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hotdog.garbage
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me and my girlfriend pee on eachother in the shower
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like a douche without a retrieval string, i was completely lost.
Dec 11 2004 12:32AM
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lineskier610
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peeing in the shower saves time





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Dec 11 2004 12:35AM
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bibs_skibum
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if you pee in the shower, it makes you twice as cool. i have no idea how i came up with that logic but it just does.
Dec 11 2004 12:43AM
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jarossamdb7
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na dude, its all about peeing in the bath
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Dec 11 2004 12:45AM
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saucerboy84
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thanks mommy. that made my study break way better.
Dec 11 2004 12:49AM
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seward
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taking a crunch in the bath is where its at


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Dec 11 2004 12:59AM
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bibs_skibum
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its all about masterbating in hot tubs
Dec 11 2004 1:00AM
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skierdudeguy
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well. now i have a healty fear of hot tubs.



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Dec 11 2004 1:06AM
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bibs_skibum
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its nice...you should try it someday

Dec 11 2004 1:16AM
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Ahmets_Brother
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^dont end up like that guy in out cold
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Dec 11 2004 7:29AM
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SkiUnit03
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this thread is great man!

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Dec 11 2004 7:45AM
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DAMICO
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ya thats a fun little hobby of mine also....

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Dec 11 2004 10:20AM
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Insomniac
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Dec 11 2004 12:08PM
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dg101
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why would u get dt for pissing in the shower? in my locker room we piss into the shower drains when the water isnt running, we only have 2 urinals so if they are being used we just piss in the showers
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Dec 11 2004 12:13PM
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Lateralis
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ive pissed on my gf in the shower without her knowing hahahhha




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Dec 11 2004 12:34PM
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Dallan!
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haha golden showers are great








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Dec 11 2004 1:05PM
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Dallan!
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i performed a golden shower on my friend one time when he was climbing up an latter in a local lake, and the nice thing was that he didnt move.








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Dec 11 2004 1:07PM
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scofield
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it just saves a minute or 2 in the morning is all



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Dec 11 2004 1:12PM
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skogenjake
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at my school this one fat waste of space peed on another kid. the other kid did noting. the kid who did the peeing is such a queer. it gives me another reason to hate him. though hes never done anything to me. but if i move away before i leave in killing him with a shiv.

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Dec 11 2004 2:34PM
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pmills
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needs a bump

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Jun 3 2005 8:54PM
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pmills
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this is what a great post is...not nantucket crap. i miss my mommy!

volkl karma: it's the sickest thing to ever happen to skiing

i don't even need math to know there isn't a god.' - asac

girls are like pigs. they have four legs and make sounds, and if you kick them in the side they will get mad at you - Jacob W
Jun 3 2005 8:55PM
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parkskiertmr
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im sick of pple bringing back 2 year old threads.but you are correct this is better than nantucket. all the threads now suck

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Jun 3 2005 8:57PM
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twix_182
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i remember hear about a kid i know peeing on a teacher in the bathroom. i guess they were in different stalls the peeing person thought the other person was a friend s ohe he peed on him. turns out it was our teacher. and the piss got on his pants and he said "fuck" or sumthing like that

the teacher got fired a few months later for having sexual relations wit ha senior. so, all in all, good times

Take me to your special place Close your eyes, show me your face.....I'm gonna piss on it
Jun 3 2005 9:00PM
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TheWorst
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i dont know how you could take a shower without peeing in it

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Jun 3 2005 9:10PM
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Phrosty
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fun shit.




My weiner is probably harder than yours.
Jun 3 2005 9:12PM
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Ifeinforsnow
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i pee from the shower to the toilet cause my toilet is about 1 foot and 1/2 from the shower

greenfield southside worldwide cause i rep that till i fuckin die
Jun 3 2005 9:30PM
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twix_182
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^what do you do when your hose loses pressure?

Take me to your special place Close your eyes, show me your face.....I'm gonna piss on it
Jun 3 2005 9:38PM
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*Fujative*
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HAHAHAHA thats amazing


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Jun 3 2005 10:04PM
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jibjim
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most of the time i pee in the toilet

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Jun 3 2005 10:09PM
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ThisAngelicRage
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one time me and my best friend were taking a shower together in a non-sexual way the day after a party because there was a line of people waiting for the shower. and randomly she just peed i was like what the fuck are oyu doing dude you are going to piss on my feet.





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Jun 3 2005 10:11PM
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